DISCLAIMER!..

I HAVE BEEN ADVISED BY MY SOLICITOR AND ONE TIME PIMP TO COME CLEAN ABOUT THE PREVIOUS POST, I CAN NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR IT AS I RIPPED IT OFF AN E-MAIL I WAS SENT SOMETIME BACK. IN MY DELUSION OF GRANDEUR I MERELY TWEEKED IT TO SUIT MY PURPOSE OF GAINING COMEDY STATUS. SO IF THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR THINKS HE CAN SUE ME DONT BOTHER, MY SOLICITOR ELRIC VON RIPPENHOFFE INFORMS ME THAT THIS CONFESSION OF GUILT COVERS MY SWEET ASS THEREFORE ABSOLVING ME FROM ANY LIABLE ACTION. THE LAST PEOPLE WHO TRIED TO SUE ME, THE LOCAL MAFIA THAT IS THE WOMENS INSTITUTE, FOR SLADEROUS COMMENTS, " I CALLED THEM A SET OF DISILLUSIONED SAGGY TITTED WHORE FACED LESBIANS" BUT THEY FAILED MISERABLY AND ENDED UP SUEING THEMSELVES. ALSO THE LOCAL WITCH FINDER GENERAL TRIED TO SAY I WAS A WITCH! OF COURSE THIS WAS ALL A VICIOUS LIE IT WASN'T REALLY A COVEN I HAD EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT AND CERTAIN TIMES OF THE YEAR, IT WAS TUPPERWARE PARTYS! YES! YES! HONEST IT WAS!......OK NUFF SAID....