I DONT KNOW..
SO...I WAS SHOPPING IN MY LOCAL SUPER MARKET FOR MY USUAL NIGHT-CAP..5 BOTTLES OF BLUE NUN- GöTTINGEN SAUSAGES AND OF COURSE A KINDER SURPRISE EGGY WEG..
WELL, IMAGINE MY SURPRISE, WHEN I WAS SEIZED UPON BY 2 SECURITY GUARDS AND THROWN OUT THE STORE FOR BEING A RACIST!...JUST BECAUSE MY BASKET WAS FULL OF GERMAN PRODUCTS!..
THIS IS NANNY STATE GONE MENTAL..EXCUSE ME!..A RACIST I AM NOT!!...I FIRMLY BELIEVE WE ARE ALL THE SAME COLOUR UNDER THE SKIN..WE ALL BLEED RED BLOOD..
EXCEPT THE ROYAL FAMILY THAT IS , THEY BLEED BLUE BLOOD..HMM MUST BE THE INBREEDING...
ANYHOO, THE POLICE CAME AND FORMERLY CHARGED ME..I'M UP IN COURT NEXT TUESDAY..
OH ONE OTHER THING I FORGOT TO MENTION..I WAS DRESSED AS A FEMALE 'SS' OFFICER AT THE TIME...SURELY THAT WON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT?..
WELL, IMAGINE MY SURPRISE, WHEN I WAS SEIZED UPON BY 2 SECURITY GUARDS AND THROWN OUT THE STORE FOR BEING A RACIST!...JUST BECAUSE MY BASKET WAS FULL OF GERMAN PRODUCTS!..
THIS IS NANNY STATE GONE MENTAL..EXCUSE ME!..A RACIST I AM NOT!!...I FIRMLY BELIEVE WE ARE ALL THE SAME COLOUR UNDER THE SKIN..WE ALL BLEED RED BLOOD..
EXCEPT THE ROYAL FAMILY THAT IS , THEY BLEED BLUE BLOOD..HMM MUST BE THE INBREEDING...
ANYHOO, THE POLICE CAME AND FORMERLY CHARGED ME..I'M UP IN COURT NEXT TUESDAY..
OH ONE OTHER THING I FORGOT TO MENTION..I WAS DRESSED AS A FEMALE 'SS' OFFICER AT THE TIME...SURELY THAT WON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT?..
posted by gypsy noir at 3/31/2007
11 Comments:
sos anne marie i lost your comment..in answer to it..no i would not date prince harry..he's ginger!!..
Ho ho Gypsy, it must have been the sausage that did it! After all, they call it worst in Germany, so the cops must have thought you were the worst too...lol....SS uniform...nah...they were probably jealous of that...I mean from what I hear of England these days.....more likely interested in your blue nuns..
bring on the german sausage!
My kids love Kinder Surprise!
Do you have those wee animal pooh things that the kids are nuts about, too?
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke, Gysp. We are far too politically correct these days.
and what is wrong with ginger people?
Youve eating one too many yorkshire puddings girl! Gone to your boots I say!
It was the boots that sent him over, well ok maybe the badge and the hat too!
After your experiments with Townshendian split jumps off the bed, Gypsy, have you perchance moved on to channelling Keith Moon?
Anyway, what's the world coming to if a girl can't give her jackboots a public airing in the deli section now and then? Maybe if you offer to give the judge a private session in the full kit next Saturday night he'll be lenient.
"Young woman, I hereby sentence you to bend over, er, be bound over er, over at mine ... ah ..."
Oooooer.
Oh, and tell him you'll bring your own sausage.
Yeah, it had to be the boots.....lol.
I feel sorry for that judge....he really has no idea....;)
dale winnie the poo should be shot!.
stevie i was born with an aversion to gingerness...i know its bad..
i did pig out on the yorkies string and alecia i was also waving a flag at the time..
mc and rache..he spanked me with his copy of spanking weekly!..
order in the court...
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