"SITTING IS IMPORTANT IN STANDING OUT..
OUTSTANDING SITTING WILL SIT YOU IN GOOD STANDING..
AVOID CHAIRS..
FLING YOURSELF DOWN UPON THE FLOOR IN A GRACEFULLY FLUNG POSTURE..
THERE IS NOTHING AS SMART AS A FLINGED FIGURE THAT IS GRACEFULLY FLUNG."..
19.4.07
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL?..
ONE OF OUR COMRADES HAS GAWN MISSING.. SHE WAS LAST SEEN IMPERSONATING A DAFFODIL IN THE SNOW.. IF SHE DOESN'T RETURN SOON, THERE WILL BE GREAT DISTENTION IN THE RANKS... OH YES..AND WE MISS HER...
HA HA HA HA AHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!! I have her!! HA HA!! I HAVE HER AND I AM TAKING HER TO BLUE LAKE ALL WEEKEND!!HAHAHA!! YOU CAN"T STOP ME!!! WOOOAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO STUFF HER FULL OF S'MORES AND MAKE HER SIT BY A CAMPFIRE!! HEEEE HEEHEEHEEHEHEEE!
Sweet Gypsy..... and Stevie give her a big hug for me. I just sent a parcel to her, but she must not open the parcel with scissors or it could damage the goods.
Stevie of the fiendish laugh (have you got a black cloak to go with that?) - I have no idea what s'mores are, but as long as they have a healing chocolate component they sound just what the doctor ordered.
Val - as I've just come from your Watery Ways blog and left a comment on your use of "pressurised", I laughed a LOT when I saw you picked up on Gypsy's threat of mass distention.
Margie... a S'more is a toasted marshmallow (over a campfire ensures best quality s'more therapy) that you put between two graham crackers with a square of chocolate, which of course melts with the toasted, gooey marshmallow.... Then you eat it, but even careful bites will earn you marshmallow and chocolate squishing from between the crackers and onto your fingers... it's part of the tradition... mmmm... sticky, sinful, rich... and here is something not everyone knows: if you eat them standing up, or by a campfire at night, not only are there are no calories and no fat, I am quite sure they are filled with antioxidants.
Thanks Stevie! I'm sure you're right about the antioxidants too. In fact I suspect eating three s'mores under the circumstances you describe is probably equivalent to a brisk trot around the block in terms of aerobic exercise.
However, I then had to Google the Graham cracker. Apparently some naughty people have now refined the original recipe, which was made with whole wheat flour and sold as a health food. However, their creator, the Reverend Sylvester Graham, had some interesting ideas of his own. This from Wikipedia:
" His original "Graham bread" was the centerpiece of the diet he created to suppress what he considered unhealthy carnal urges, the source of many maladies according to Graham. He also warned that ketchup and mustard induced insanity...."
Somehow I don't think the Rev would approve of you gastronomic hussies and your s'morefest.
19 Comments:
Oh how right you are Gypsy...we'll all be horrible distended if we have to keep holding our breath until Dale reappears.....;-(
I've personally searched the whole of Blogosphere, as well as checking every daffodil in sight..plus every hill to see if she's changed her name......
By the way, have you seen Koos's little post for Dale..sweet, it is!
Quote: OPPSY!!..am a criple i can't even spell cripple..
It would appear you are dear Noir as you can't spell Oopsy either LOL xx
HA HA HA HA AHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!
I have her!! HA HA!! I HAVE HER AND I AM TAKING HER TO BLUE LAKE ALL WEEKEND!!HAHAHA!! YOU CAN"T STOP ME!!! WOOOAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
I AM GOING TO STUFF HER FULL OF S'MORES AND MAKE HER SIT BY A CAMPFIRE!! HEEEE HEEHEEHEEHEHEEE!
I can't see over those big western mountains, but she sounds like she's going to be alright with the company she's keeping.
I'd take us a bottle of Nk Mp but it'd likely be frowned upon at a youth camp... and as I am the organizer... ah well, the s'mores will have to do!
Sweet Gypsy..... and Stevie give her a big hug for me. I just sent a parcel to her, but she must not open the parcel with scissors or it could damage the goods.
Indeed, I checked her blog today and saw it still dealt with the deer.....where is dear Dale??!
off skiing somewhere I suspect?!
Well darn me...that Gypsy's gawn orf too.....where be she to, oi assk??
Shes turning tricks in chad val ;)
Too right Gypsy!
Stevie of the fiendish laugh (have you got a black cloak to go with that?) - I have no idea what s'mores are, but as long as they have a healing chocolate component they sound just what the doctor ordered.
Val - as I've just come from your Watery Ways blog and left a comment on your use of "pressurised", I laughed a LOT when I saw you picked up on Gypsy's threat of mass distention.
Margie... a S'more is a toasted marshmallow (over a campfire ensures best quality s'more therapy) that you put between two graham crackers with a square of chocolate, which of course melts with the toasted, gooey marshmallow....
Then you eat it, but even careful bites will earn you marshmallow and chocolate squishing from between the crackers and onto your fingers... it's part of the tradition... mmmm... sticky, sinful, rich... and here is something not everyone knows: if you eat them standing up, or by a campfire at night, not only are there are no calories and no fat, I am quite sure they are filled with antioxidants.
Thanks Stevie! I'm sure you're right about the antioxidants too. In fact I suspect eating three s'mores under the circumstances you describe is probably equivalent to a brisk trot around the block in terms of aerobic exercise.
However, I then had to Google the Graham cracker. Apparently some naughty people have now refined the original recipe, which was made with whole wheat flour and sold as a health food. However, their creator, the Reverend Sylvester Graham, had some interesting ideas of his own. This from Wikipedia:
" His original "Graham bread" was the centerpiece of the diet he created to suppress what he considered unhealthy carnal urges, the source of many maladies according to Graham. He also warned that ketchup and mustard induced insanity...."
Somehow I don't think the Rev would approve of you gastronomic hussies and your s'morefest.
Attention!! New post to dispell any rumours that I kidnapped Harvey from an orphanige lol x
What was in the parcel lesley..a balloon??..
She has run off with a snowman?
Makes no sense. If you run off with a snowman you need no balloon.
What if the snowman likes balloons?..
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