"SITTING IS IMPORTANT IN STANDING OUT..
OUTSTANDING SITTING WILL SIT YOU IN GOOD STANDING..
AVOID CHAIRS..
FLING YOURSELF DOWN UPON THE FLOOR IN A GRACEFULLY FLUNG POSTURE..
THERE IS NOTHING AS SMART AS A FLINGED FIGURE THAT IS GRACEFULLY FLUNG."..
12.7.07
PETS ON CLEANING DETAIL...
ALFIE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WASHING THE CLOTHES..NOT HIMSELF..
BABY FLAT OUT ON THE KITCHEN SINK AFTER WASHING THE DISHES...BLESS...
VENUS IS A LAZY SLAPPER AND REFUSES TO GET HER PAWS DIRTY...
BYNXX HAS JUST FINISHED CLEANING THE BATH WITH HIS TONGUE..
AND HERE WE HAVE THE SMALLEST DOG KNOWN TO MAN..14 YEAR OLD NIPPA, HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE TEA, BUT THE KETTLES BIGGER THAN HIM!...
yeah, some creatures pull their weight, while others just tag along on the coat tails of others... or just tails... you have an adorable menagerie! Have you checked out Johnny the gypsy yet?
maybe offer them perks in the form of hamster-snaps and mouse-wiches, along with breaks every few hours for catnip coolers. And I hear blue-bird frosties are popular with many feline sects...
So what are your training secrets? My Sadie thinks helping around the house involves nothing more than draping herself langurously over whatever will benefit least from residues of cat fur. I've shown her where the Hoover's kept, but the lazy little blighter won't have any of it.
Think I'll tell her if she doesn't lift her game I'll FedEx her over to yours for a taste of brat cat camp.
Alfie always has himself in a fix - but, you know those Royals...
Oh Baby Lafette, you are a sweetie - please wash mine? No, I'm sorry - looks like you've done enough...cough.
I'd be careful about calling Venus anything but what she wants. Looks like she's in cahoots with the big D...
Bless you Binx. I use some sort of ammonia to keep my tub shiny and up to snuff. Looking for a more ecologically friendly cleaner... My Tigger - god rest her soul - washed the tub with her tail.
Stevie!, I hope they don't read your comment as it will give them ideas, specially Alfie as he's in rehab at the mo..weaning him off his murderous ways.. Margie just threaten her with a shaved backside..they hate the humiliation of that...works everytime.. Dale, Alfie is the main instigator in the strikes, he has his own movment..MSP..Moggy Socialists Party..he wears his red beret often.. Venus is a lush, she throws herself at anything..it's embarrassing!.. Nippa is blind so he wouldn't even know if he met the famous Wistle.. Tnu will probs be better at unpacking in the new place.. The day I moved the pets were the last to go..it was like tag wrestling trying to get them in their boxes!!.. Baby lives here all the time now..he loves it when Neil comes..infact he is learning how to meeow in geordie cat speak!..
If you were to make them booties with different materials, they could just run around the clean at the same time! Scritchy ones for those hard to clean areas, soft ones for dusting... did you do Depp this weekend Gypsy? I am on pins and needles to find out of you like the movie!
I will AM..x.. MB..Alfie tried to climb out the window the other day, he fell out when he was a kitten, he never learns!.. Stevie..what a good idea!.. was going to watch the film last night but my DVD player is wired up all wrong, i had the picture but no sound..:0(..will have to pull it all out and decipher the speg junction at the back..drat!..
Awwwww..... those pictures are adorable - especially the one in the dryer. Me thinks our lives would be pretty empty without our beloved four-legged ones around.
Gypsy, I think your cats are sending alpha-waves. Sadie jumped up on the washing machine today and fell in. Fortunately it was between loads, but I've never seen a cat leap out of anything so fast.
Two hours later, she showed an unusual interest in the dryer, so I lifted her up to have a look. Lots of nice clean warm stuff in there. In she hopped. All was well until the drum moved under her weight, and then ... did you know cats can fly?
I think she's now been traumatised enough to ensure she keeps her distance from domestic machines in future. Wish I could use the same excuse.
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yeah, some creatures pull their weight, while others just tag along on the coat tails of others... or just tails...
you have an adorable menagerie!
Have you checked out Johnny the gypsy yet?
The pets are now on strike..for better pay and kitty-lit..
I shall check out The Depp at the weekend..
maybe offer them perks in the form of hamster-snaps and mouse-wiches, along with breaks every few hours for catnip coolers.
And I hear blue-bird frosties are popular with many feline sects...
So what are your training secrets? My Sadie thinks helping around the house involves nothing more than draping herself langurously over whatever will benefit least from residues of cat fur. I've shown her where the Hoover's kept, but the lazy little blighter won't have any of it.
Think I'll tell her if she doesn't lift her game I'll FedEx her over to yours for a taste of brat cat camp.
Alfie always has himself in a fix - but, you know those Royals...
Oh Baby Lafette, you are a sweetie - please wash mine? No, I'm sorry - looks like you've done enough...cough.
I'd be careful about calling Venus anything but what she wants. Looks like she's in cahoots with the big D...
Bless you Binx. I use some sort of ammonia to keep my tub shiny and up to snuff. Looking for a more ecologically friendly cleaner...
My Tigger - god rest her soul - washed the tub with her tail.
Has nippa met wistle?
tnu is the biggest mess-maker
for a small thing, she can move anything about the house
i think she'll be handy come moving day...as long as i teach her better than than me kids.
So, does Baby make the trip north, too?
Stevie!, I hope they don't read your comment as it will give them ideas, specially Alfie as he's in rehab at the mo..weaning him off his murderous ways..
Margie just threaten her with a shaved backside..they hate the humiliation of that...works everytime..
Dale, Alfie is the main instigator in the strikes, he has his own movment..MSP..Moggy Socialists Party..he wears his red beret often..
Venus is a lush, she throws herself at anything..it's embarrassing!..
Nippa is blind so he wouldn't even know if he met the famous Wistle..
Tnu will probs be better at unpacking in the new place..
The day I moved the pets were the last to go..it was like tag wrestling trying to get them in their boxes!!..
Baby lives here all the time now..he loves it when Neil comes..infact he is learning how to meeow in geordie cat speak!..
So, how is our Neilby doing, by the way?
I think of him often.
Now that Baby's there he has a perfect excuse to relocate...
Erm...so he can learn to speak Geordie and talk to his cat, you understand.
Neilypie is fine..i'll be seeing him next weekend..
BTW-it's baby thats learning to meeow in geordie speak..not Neil..
but if Baby meows in Geordie speak, Neil will have to learn the language too...
Neil is getting used to my geordie speak..although we sometimes need an interpreter..lol..
awww! I love these pics, and Nippa trying to make tea. (I was thinking of your pooch and wondering how he was doing).
So adorable!
xx
He's fine Grace thankyou..a little rickety but in good shape for his age..he is a little gem..x..
Aww, Gypsy, they all look so cute. Kisses to all the kitties and the cute doggy and also one for sweet Neil when you next see him!
xx
AM
What an adorable troupe of creatures. I think Nippa will need a doggie-sized forklift for that cup of tea!
Aflie is playing with fire sitting himself inside the washer....but then, didn't he always like playing with fire...?
If you were to make them booties with different materials, they could just run around the clean at the same time! Scritchy ones for those hard to clean areas, soft ones for dusting...
did you do Depp this weekend Gypsy? I am on pins and needles to find out of you like the movie!
I will AM..x..
MB..Alfie tried to climb out the window the other day, he fell out when he was a kitten, he never learns!..
Stevie..what a good idea!..
was going to watch the film last night but my DVD player is wired up all wrong, i had the picture but no sound..:0(..will have to pull it all out and decipher the speg junction at the back..drat!..
Awwwww..... those pictures are adorable - especially the one in the dryer. Me thinks our lives would be pretty empty without our beloved four-legged ones around.
xx
L
Gypsy, I think your cats are sending alpha-waves. Sadie jumped up on the washing machine today and fell in. Fortunately it was between loads, but I've never seen a cat leap out of anything so fast.
Two hours later, she showed an unusual interest in the dryer, so I lifted her up to have a look. Lots of nice clean warm stuff in there. In she hopped. All was well until the drum moved under her weight, and then ... did you know cats can fly?
I think she's now been traumatised enough to ensure she keeps her distance from domestic machines in future. Wish I could use the same excuse.
Hop in Margie...Gypsy and I'll turn it on!
Awe lovely pets...Johnny the gypsy is also good in Dead Man...my fav.
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