ANON DOMINI....

As you can see no easter greetings ....coming from the north of the north we are somewhat behind the times, so in my village no ones heard of mr Christ...or indeed mr Cadbury...we are still in stone age mentality....hence the women do as they're told and keep their hair long for the mens easy access to dragging....mens language capabilitys are reduced to grunting and the odd command ...make my tea wench...we have no culture as the word is unknown to us.....more cock and dole than rock and roll..we do have eggs however but they still havent figured out how to get in to them...so they build walls with them to keep impostors out ....you know the types in film and tv who try to do a geordie accent ....when de boitt cums in..translated=when the boat comes in....Lindisfarne are still number one with fog on the tyne infact they are the only group in the chart...thankfuck i escaped when i did.....