THE LEAGUE AGAINST COMMAS AND , : ; /'!"

I am a member of a terrorist group called the league against commas.....as you can see from my scribblings i very rarely use them....only when forced by my old school headmaster mr giles spot with his cane hovering above my head....yes hes dead he haunts me....his ghostly like figure appears every now and then to remind me of the strict regime of dots and dashes we as children and indeed a society have been brain washed in to using....i mean what is the point of it all do we really need it....does punctuation really make a difference ....i quite like my little line of dots to indicate im starting another sentence...it was invented in the early 1800s by a rebel journalist called adrian postrophe...he was the instigator of the TLAC ....a true martyr to the cause he was captured and sentenced to a life in prison writing a book for mr dick shaun arry...of course this was purgatory for him so he stabbed himself in prison with his ink stained nib...and to add further insult the powers that be gave him a headstone on his grave with a big bold exclamation mark on it...sacrilege.....so what our organization does is we storm schools and offices and remove from blackboards...computers..typewritters anything looking remotely like this , . < > / : ;@ ' ! " ^ ~anyone who tries to stop us will be shot on the spot so please come join our expanding team of vigilantes .....oh dear,as you can see im using commas and the like now,mr giles is here.I can feel his cane wooshing above me,he is saying "Gypsy i might have known you would be part of this feeble organization,its all an excuse because you were thick as shit at school,i remember your last school report it was blank except for tumble weeds blowing across the page, i think you should get over my knee and take a damn good thrashing!"Im sure he was a bit kinky ....he used to wear stilettos all the time....its alright hes gone again.....so there you have it comrades...i leave it to your conscience.... all monetary donations welcome...as per they will go straight to my swiss bank account.....