LUVVYDOM

A few years back when neil was having a gap year out from the mu-sick business...he decided he wanted to do some acting....well imagine his surprize when he got a part on east enders..yes thats right east enders...i even got a part as well-ards bitch...then found out later he was actually a she....so thats why he didnt fancy me...anyhew ..neil was so unbearable at the time....went straight into noel coward mode prancing around in a viscose smoking jacket cigarrette holder....quoting noel coward quotes....Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.....and I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop....and even I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me....well this is fine but not when your in the job centre signing on....anyway you may remember his breif enconter in the vic.....picture the scene it was in the vic ...jim brannings stag do....dot turns up as the surprize stripper...she looked fabulous dressed in kinky basque stockings 6in heeled thigh length leather boots......whip in hand..dancing to THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES ..BY SPACE....everyone was in good spirits...then if you look over by the juke box you see phil all tomatoe faced as per usual with his predictable glare ....he is about to pounce on some bit part actor for smashing a glass...well as he comes forward he shoves someone out the way....THAT was neil....you may have to rewind a few times to catch it but it was honest....oh hang on a minute none of this actually happend....i lie...it was a dream....must stop eating tooty frooties before i go to bed......