RIDE THE SNAKEBITE....

Come with me now on a spiritual journey...abandon reason ...and logical thinking....for we must set our minds free.....picture the scene....london 2002... tuesday...12.45pm...the million feathers inn (increased from 4 since the bird flu epidemic)...neil is sitting at the bar with his apostles....koos..pete...and sir cliff....eh!...neil says man we need to find some inspiration...we need to bond ....i know lets go find ourselves... in the desert....well being london there is no dessert apart from the local job centre.....so they make their way to the big sand pit in hyde park....they stop off at tescos on the way for 20 cans of stella....plus 20 bottles of cider and a bag of button mushrooms....neil jumps on a vauxhall viva and shouts" i am the cockney king i can do anything"...then this old man comes screaming towards him and beats him off with his walking stick....they make their way to the desert/sand pit.....sit round a fire and talk of their needs ,wants, fears....neil gets out the mushrooms and passes them round...here koos eat ...pete free your mind with the shrooms....cliff says ...i never touch the stuff....dont be afraid says neil....eat the sacred mushroom and devour conscience....so they eat the mushrooms and koos starts dancing round the fire in a sort of bavarian thigh slapping trance....pete starts reciteing every WHO song in a shakespearian fashion....thoust shalst never get taken for a fool again.....cliff is boo hooing saying ...im afraid of hank marvin...then neil stands up and says im afraid too..he wanders off in to the darkness and sees a figure ..it wants him to follow ...so he does...as he gets closer he realises its none other than mr james dougles morrison...neil its not your time yet he says....you must go back... your blogger dudes need you...and tell pete that keith is still drumming....then neil wakes up in the bath ...freezing cold fully clothed and soaked to the bone......crikey!...i must remember not to eat mushrooms whilste drinking vast amounts of stella and cider mixed....im in for one hell ov a hang over.....damn!...