WEEDS ARE FLOWERS TOO..

I was forced at gun point today by my neighbourhood vigilantes to tidy my garden up...yes i'll cut the grass and dig the borders but i refuse to weed it....ive received several death threats since the sun reared its ugly head last thursday, i can cope with the death threats im used to it...but my 4 year old nephew find it hard to deal with....im a member of a little known organization called SAVE THE WEEDS ...we have some famous patrons ....Sting/geldolf /bono...they collectivly gave a fiver..morrissey obviously... rachel fuller (its a girl thing)...and little robby dylan bless thinks its the weed of the blow your mind kind....guns and roses declined.....we go to garden centres disguised as alan titmarsh and steal paraquat from the pest control department and tip it on roses , pansys any flower considered normal.....we have a back up organization from the flygaric mushroom omelette society....if you see anyone with a daisy chain...thrash them on the spot.....and dont believe the vicious rumours set about by the fascists that dandylions make you wet the bed.....anyone caught picking buttercups and shinning them on your chin to see if you like butter should be publicly flogged....also notice how everyone wants to kill the clover unless its got four leaves then it becomes a symbol of luck....complete and utter bollocks all clover is a symbol of luck 1 2 3 4 or 5 leafs.....yes i have seen one...but the cat ate it.....and chickweed .....well we wont mention that...so please come join our cause (free cattle prob for every tenth member, titmarsh tanktop provided) .....all donations to my swiss bank account ......