ABSCONDED!!
THIS IS AN URGENT PLEA TO ALL YOU ANIMAL BLOGGERS AND THEIR OWNERS....LATE FRIDAY NIGHT I GROUNDED ALFIE FOR CREATING HIS OWN BLOG, I GROUNDED HIM AND SUSPENDED HIS POCKET MONEY FOR 2 WEEKS .....I WENT TO BED AFTER TEE MANY MARTOONI'S....AND I HAVENT SEEN HIM SINCE....IM WORRIED SICK ..HE HAS FIXED IT SO I CAN'T GET IN TO HIS BLOG... SO I KNOW NOTHING....PLEASE I IMPLORE YOU LOT TELL ME WHERE HE IS....THANKYOU....(tired desperate and reaching for the valium as we speak)
posted by gypsy noir at 5/14/2006
56 Comments:
dale i suspect fould play afoot...im not sure whats going on but the animals are acting cagey..that was a vicious lie...i dont drink gin...
gypsy to didn't have to put my thumbs in a vice ..i swear i know nothing...
Hi Gypsy,
I'm just up now and having breakfast. My little Creemie is looking at me with purrfect innocence-that cat who ate the canary look, I'm sure you're quite familiar with it. I'll withhold her breakfast vittles and we'll soon find out if she knows anything.
I'll get back to you soon. Good luck.
Cheers,
AM
Hello Gypsy,
My maman will not feed me until I confessed what I know, so I am going to be a thinner cat because of you.
Je ne sais rien! Je ne sais rien! Please tell my maman que j'ai faim!!!!
Creemie
Oh, hello Gypsy,
I left a comment for you on my blog, but since that girl Lulu is planning on putting up a posting, I was afraid you wouldn't see it. No, haven't heard from the old chap, Alfie...er...no worries I'm sure....umm... I can tell you I know forsure that he's NOT in Thailand or anywhere like that, no, no he definitely isn't! Hahahaha, probably just out back searching around for Thai mice, I MEAN, er, fish bones.....
yes anne i know that look all so well ..i like your withholding vittels regime its the only way...aha creemie no good pleading with me you can stay hungry cos we know you know something.... and sammy ..well whats all this about thailand...you let slip???? come on you can tell me...i think the cats out of the bag so to speak!...
Thailand?? Me?? Hahahaha, what the devil are you talking about?? I never said Thailand....perish the thought! I believe I said...Highland, yes, that's it...highland...I do love Scotland, you know... hahaha...*ahem*....
Oh, would you look at the time - gotta run!
hmmmm could have sworn you said thailand....i think your telling porkies for alfie ..has he paid you?...
Gypsy!
I don't know what to do! The animals are fighting like cats & dogs...
Something is definitely afeet - I've lost access to my pet blog, too!
...what's this about Thailand?
we know where alfie is
i cant make up my mind
cedric you poor thing hop on and ill take you to a better place
hmmm henrietta...i see you have some information...i need you to tell me everything you know...theres a £5 voucher for pets r us if you spill....
id love that hen, but gypsys got me shackeled to the computer incase alfie gets in touch...:0(..
i see so you have been blown out as well...this is an outrage ..the animals have foiled us here dale ..their all sticking together on this one...i keep hearing the word thailand too but surley he wouldn't ....would he??...
Paid?? Paid MOI?? I say, what an awful thing to think of me! That I could be pawned off in some other feline's game of cat and mouse with his human.... Paid me??? Nonsense! And while you're at it, you can tell him I'd like an extra case of Thai mice if he has a chance....BLAST!! My mouth appears to be running itself today.....
Sammy...be a good kitty and tell the truth.... I sense you know something of Alfie's whereabouts.....
Oh, no, mumsy! Not at all! I swear I'm being good! Oh, can I come sit on your lap?? Let me lick your hand. See, see? I'm your good boy, aren't I? *lick, lick, purr, purr* I love you mumsy!! (blasted woman, trying to make me talk....)
yes sammy paid! cos we all know you dont get pocket money...and alfie would have bribed you knowing this.......mary beth...i think so too...he keeps talking of thailand...
he is such a sneaky cat trying to get into your affections to cover up his guilt....
Now Red's gone! I can't find him anywhere & the others keep looking slyly at me from the corners of their eyes...
They say nay to payment...they said they have no use for the English pound.
(I don't have one of those upside down capital effs on my keyboard)
Stubborn critters!
Gypsy, this is a difficult day for me, as you know I am already identity challenged...
i know dale its been a very trying past few days...hang on in there as a gemini i know all about multi personalitys...we have trouble with it too...but the behavour of our pets of late is enough to drive anyone to distraction...bah!.
Sammy....I'm going to withold your favourite brush and wire toy if you don't stop being a fusspot and tell the truth.....
Oh, NO mumsy! Not the brush!! No, pleeeaasssee...anything but the brush! But mumsy! I need my beauty strokes! You know how pretty I am, and I have such long fur! MEEOOOOOWWWWWW.....
Mumsy, please, I'll be good if you let me keep the fact that Alfie hopped a plane to Phuket a secret....Mumsy, it's VERY important, and....oh, wait, was that my outside voice?
*sigh* Oh well, now that I've gone and spilled the beans, you shoudl probably know I think the cat wired money to Red to meet him there...HA! Now I'M not the only one in trouble!
squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak
squeak squeak
you do that mary ...let him brush his own coat..
help ..help..help..she's holding me hostage!..infingement of fleas rights...ill sue!!!
thing is do i believe you sammy as it might be a ploy for me to release cedric...and henrietta that what you just told me is just far to fetched even for alfie..
Yeessss....yes indeed, to believe me or not to believe me? That is the question! You know, Gypsy, old friends stick together...who knows if I'm telling the truth or not? I would NEVER squeal on an old buddy like Alfie.....hahahahahahahahaaaaa
I'm just so delightfully evil this weekend, I don't know what's going on with me! I'm loving it!
And, really, I don't believe the flea should be hurt in all of this - I mean, what did HE do? Let's face it, Gypsy, no matter what Alfie did, he has ways of winning over your affections once again, doesn't he? He's such a dashing young man, furry, cuddly...you won't be able to resist his affections when he gets back anyway, so why not let the flea go?? I think it's best for all parties involved if you just forget about the grounding, let the flea go, and pretend nothing happened when Alfie returns, don't you think so, darling?? *wink* Cats will be cats, after all.
sammy i see your trying your devilish charms on me...and its all because you want me to set cedric free...yes no doubt if and when alfie and now his accomplice red do decide to return i will at first be over joyed at his flat face coming throught the flap...but trust me he wont be getting off lightly there will be punishment detail...
Sindy's just read all this and has had a further relapse, I'm sad to report. She's asked for the fishy smelling salts. I'm afraid this is a feature of Catatonic Fugues and is to be taken seriously. All you moggies, take note. I hold you responsible for her condition and demand that you give up info on Alfie's whereabouts. As for that species confused lot in BC, well..... Gypsy, I'd excommunicate the lot of them until Alfie's back if I were you.
So, has Alfie flown home yet? Any sightings on British soil? Creemie is already wandering the house, worried about him. She is so sweet, she has forgiven him the fatty comment, although you might want to tell him Sammy's already moving in to steal her heart.
Cheers,
AM
Gypsy! Help!
Further to my last conversation with you, things have become worse.
The pets have taken over my Blog!!
val im sorry that sin got upset hopefully alfie's had the good sense to msg him and put his fatiqued mind at rest..yes i think im going to write to tony blaire on this matter...anne marie im getting mixed msgs from the animals...dales lot are at loggerheads ..reds gone to join alfie in bangkok and sammy has been snitching ,but im not sure of his motives so its hard to know whether to believe him or not what with the creemie love triangle.
dale im on my way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
we think theyre in a place called phukupp in laos...
henrietta i shall look that up on google but it sounds fishy to me
dont forget about me in still being held hostage...someone call rolf harris
I tried calling Rolf, but he's still too busy trying to untie that dang kangaroo...
Hang in there, Cedric.
Just dig your little toes in wee one!
thankyou dale i will try, why doesn't rolf tie the kangaroo down?
Gypsy, I think we could be the female answer to the pairing of Neil & Delbut!
LOL
Well, you see, Gypsy, I know I have been a blabbermouth kitty today, and now I have to backtrack. So...if you go easy on the flea and on Alfie, perhaps Alfie will be friends with me again...I do hate to lose a friend, especially when caught up in an evil moment as I was today *sigh* I really am a sweet kitty at heart. I have proof of it - Mumsy wouldn't love me so if I weren't!
dale you could be right only we do it better..lol...sammy i forgive you and i know alfie will too... we have all been under extreme pressure the past few days..hopefully when alfie gets back we can all be friends...oh god cedric !...i forgot about him ..must get him out the shackles.
Of course we already do it better!
Cedric,
I just knew you were getting too comfortable there.
I won't even let Mummy put a collar on me. Of course, if Sammy or Alfie want to buy me some pearls or diamond collars, I won't say "non".
Bonsoir!
Creemie
ma'am, i need your help ive been arrested for smuggling thai mice..please ma'am help me out of this one and i promise to be good forever!, i know i promised this before when i had that misdemeanour with the asylum seeking siamese, but i mean it this time, licks and kisses your ever faithful kitty.
It always amazes me how nice they can be when they want something...
hey im always nice.
Alfie, I love your new thai...
Been busy so a bit out of touch with the latest events. Is everyone happily back on their own soil now? Do hope so and that la Gypsy is off the valium!
Take care hon. All this flying around blogland can be quite taxing you know! Won't be around much this week as have too much else to do, but have a good one.
Love
Val
Hi Gypsy,
I'm sure you're relieved that Alfie's on his way home. I sure hope he has brought you back a nice souvenir for all your troubles.
Don't worry, Creemie is being watched carefully in case Alfie makes a detour via Canada.
I hope your nerves are calming down.
Take care,
Anne-Marie
yes anne marie i wouldn't put it past him to detour the little scamp!...as i said to val im down to 250mg valium...just till i see his flat face come through the flap..sigh!!
SO! You heard little lady Creemore, Alfie...first one to Cartier for some diamonds and gems gets the girl...perhaps you'll have to sell your fancy car for sme spendig money?? I know you won't be giving him any money, Gypsy, after his escapade.
ive borrowed a lap top of a kind lady on the plane...oh just wait sammy i didn't just smuggle in thai mice there was some little sparkling things concealed in the mice...so i wont be selling the astin martin...see you at the race track under the bridge..
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