BLOODY MADONNA!
Can i just apologize to all you head hunters who have been trying to get through to me today...peter jackson...sos mate ill be in touch soon...spielberg...ill consider your offer ...pachino ive e-mailed you...what it is right ive had to take my phone off the hook for a while....im sick to death of that bloody madonna ringing me every 5 minutes....she's always on the cadge...wanting to borrow my clothes for her special occations...she has a music awards ceremony to go to this weekend and she's wanting to borrow my specially commissioned swing back rats fur coat....the nerve of the woman she rips off my style all the time...everytime she has her picture taken she's in one of MY outfits..and when she does eventually return them..they are normally stretched out of shape...(coughs!) er well she has put the beef on a bit since she stopped jogging...the marvels of video editing...AND....she has nagged me none stop to try and get me to join her blooming Kabbalah fiasco....i told her straight i said madge....i dont need a miraculous souce of power that can heal and transform my life i have champagne to do that!...and as for creating order out of chaos ...why spoil the fun?...and your taking the piss if you think im paying 26 dollars for a piece of red string i can get that from my frayed knickers for free...the copy of the zohar you sent me comes in handy as a door stop.....all credit due on the water rip off thing ...wish id thought of that.....an while im at it tell guy im not interested in collaborating with him on his next film...so the next time you see madonna on tv or in the tabloids...just remember she is probably in my garbs....
posted by gypsy noir at 5/04/2006
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You lend your clothes to Madonna???
Where do you think Angus got the Canadian flag boxers that he flashed at the SARS concert in Toronto a couple of years ago...
I've told you - don't answer your door or the phone...
I have red threads - & black, too...
...and no one has shown any interest in purchasing them.
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I spoke with our publicist & here's the recruiting poster...
If we tweak it we could save a few euros & use it as the tour poster, too.
i heard angus never takes those boxers off they have become his lucky boxers becouse you gave him them....you have to give the thread religious significance to sell it..just say its from anguses boxers you will make a mint...yes get dangus on the poster...brilliant!!!
LOL!
I wish...
Gypsy, I tried the link to the funny videos, but I wasn't able to find it.
I went to the site & I didn't have time to go through every video - I have to eat now.
Soda crackers, smoked oysters, dill havarti as appetisers while waiting for my gourmet fish sticks to cook...
mmmm sounds wonderful....i had fish fingers and mash equally a gourmet delight..lol...try the link when you have more time just click on the lotr one...
Gypsy - I listened to Neil & Keef!
What a riot, that Neil.
And Keef, well - Keef is Keef!
BTW did you know that Angus & the gang blew Keef & his gang off the stage at the SARS concert?
I do love them all, tho.
your right!..i can well imagine the mighty AC/DC and A/D are enough to blow anyone of the stage...he he yes that interveiw is hilarious i was creased up laughing...
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I think I'll just go about with a Stiff Upper Lip...
is that the british in you dale...
It must be the British...or the Australian...
LOL
DALE!!!!!!!!
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