CHUFFED!!!!!!!
OK.....yesterday my dyson washing machine broke down...when i say mine it was actually my daughters ..thats a long story...anyhew....dyson have this deal whereby if your washing machine breaks they will fix it for £85..what ever the matter with it, including call-out fee...and guaruntee the replaced part for a year..same for the hoover only £55....its the third time in two years ive had them out...(by the way why does your washer always break when its pissing down or you get a flood...your chimney blocks on a sub zero day so no fire.....you get a flat tyre when your in a rush....your butler hangs himself just as your about to throw a dinner party...etc)....the thing is i get the same guy everytime...he is quite a hunk tall-body builder type blonde hair...not my type at all...but fit.....for the third time in a row he has fixed my machine and not charged one penny...today he replaced the circuit board....worth £150..checked it all over got it back to working order..i goes to give him the £85 begrudgenly...and he says ..."no no...dyson make plenty money theres no charge"but he gives me reciept and gaurentee...im like flabbergasted...third time he has done this!!....i offered him £20 to get a drink and he was like .."no no..i cant accept money"....now this is what i call service...its amazing what you can get if you flutter your eyelashes...
posted by gypsy noir at 5/22/2006
13 Comments:
You lucky thing, you! Send him over here will you Gypsy! I could do with some nice willing service-with-a-smile hunks. It's not one of the things I admire about Holland, actually - the service, that is, not the hunks! The guys are dishy enough, they're just soooo un-service oriented that they think they're doing you a favour by appearing at all! Grrrrrrr. Anway good break my girl, you deserve it!
...I've had the same trouble with butlers, too...
Does your repair man goes by the name of Roger Daltrey?
Our septic tank is backing up - do you think you could send Roger over here?
May I borrow your fake eyelashes, too?
:)
yes val i hate those poser types i prefer the derelicte chic myself..lol...dale your butler hung himself too...el bah!...yes he was quite rogerish..ill send him over..give your septic tank a good seeing to...theres only one fake eyelash dear...clockwork style..a/dale ...your ears must be feeling phycically fleeced..dale is a true hero...hopefully she had her cup of tea first...
ello gyppo, s'mee sindybin. wotz that abart septic tanks...hmmm yummy..reeely reely sniffy...is'll clean it up for ya Dale! an gyspy, is'll cum an do all yor washin up fer ya too..yeah,,i will! i'm reeeely gud at cleenin dishes an that coz i can use loads a lix an get them reely shiny...so's yoo don't need no hooman to fix yor mashine thingy like...uh? wotz that? mumz ses its yor uvver washin thingy wotz broken? oh..ok.....hmmm.....well....see ya
luv an lix
sindybin
Yes Yes, Gypsy!
The derelicte chic!
I kind of like them a bit on the wilder side...
...if you haven't noticed.
Our company has just left...
he he he dale im pmsl at this but i kinda like my butler well hung as apposed to just hung....
sin you would look good in a bow tie and white gloves serving up lunch...a sort of canine butler...then rubber gloves to wash up...
Yes Yes Yes!
A well hung, derelicte chic butler that fixes things around the house...
What more could we ask for?
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ooooh ..yes....dale my mind is cunjuring up the image as i type..phew..hot is here..
A well hung butler that fixes things??? as long as he doesn't confuse his cork screw with his screw driver...mmm....the mind boggles..
PS. I'm a Londoner, Gypsy. I grew up in the Marylebone area (Marlybone as we used to call it)...you may have noticed Sin has a touch of the twang! amazing how tuned in a pooch can be..
ha ha val...one hopes he doesn't could be tricky hmmm...oh yes marylebone..ive been there both in person and on the monopoly board..and of course sin is a bit of a cockney bird isn't she, she still speaks in her mother tongue..
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