DA GYPSY CODE

OK time to shatter some illusions....whilst fly tipping some knackered fridges at the local rubbish dump one day with my partner in crime and fellow gyptologist...dodgy mick...we came across some ancient texts...no not the types you get on your phone when the batteries been fucked...these needed deciphering to understand what they meant...hmmm could be predictive texting...anyhew we set off on a perilous quest to disneyland paris to the land of disney nastys a true nightmare of a place...to find slot machine harry a gifted cryptologist...for a rip off fee and 2 labradoberman dogs he agreed to decipher the code in the texts.....what he found was truley amazing..hidden in various frank frazzeta art works ...the clues to an actual secret society, THE PRIORY OF BEING COSMIC..whos members included ...aldous huxley..william blake...timothy leary... donavan...jim morrison....cheech and chong ....cat stevens....dylan off the magic roundabout......freaky fred...fat freddys cat.....john lennon...dalai lama robert calvert...all of hawkwind the entire cast of hair and charlie manson(who was subsequently booted out for the misdemeanour of murdering his whole family) and many more cool dudes....what was the belief that brought theses dudes together?....well it was that JC was infact not only the messiah/son of god he was also the original hippie....lets look at the facts...his hair ..long and unwashed...he never shaved..the clothes he wore....kaftan...beads....jesus sandles..his love of incense ....patchoulii......sandalwood..his preachings...love.. peace...his socialist values....crucified for none payment of councel tax....squatting in stables ...his open relationship with mary magdolin....he didnt turn water in to wine ..he spiked the water with some grade a acid...hence the hallulcinations of parting seas...healing..the expansion of bread and fish.....halos ...etc...etc....and the elusive holy grail was not the cup he had his last drink in, it was the solid gold diamond studded hooker he had his last toke with at the last supper where he and his disciples got stoned .....the where abouts of the hooker are not yet know,we're still on the case...need to check out a teepee in wales....one thing that does remain true though that JC was a really* REALLY * nice bloke he would give you his last.....in the end he did....his life to save us...(allegedly)...