FLEA-BAY
Due to unforseen circumstances ..it is with a heavy heart and empty purse that have taken the drastic action of putting cedric the cat flea up for sale on E-BAY...what with increasing final demands and my overdue account at ladbrookes and indian nights take-away ...there was no other way...also we have no use for cedric anymore as i had a long chat with him last night it came to light that cedric has now turned vegetarian due to his new found religious beliefs....he is now a faithfull follower of the cataflicks a fundamentalist group of cat fleas who have shunned the feline blood for a diet of parsley....so if you go to the link i have provided it will take you straight to cedrics e-bay add.....i thankyou....BlogItemURL> ">Linkhttp://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7245175485
posted by gypsy noir at 5/27/2006
72 Comments:
aha ha ha..listen ceds you flea bitten flea...i couldn't give a tinkers cuss..as long as i get a good price for you ...what use are you to me or the cats now! we are done with you so be gone theres a good chap...bye bye cedric have a nice life...heh heh heh...
now hop it...lmao...
OMG we will all rot in hell now!
I'd rather rock in hell, to be honest...
Cedric, you must know that turning vegetarian is very bad for a flea's health...
Talk about taking a leap in the dark!... lol
Poor old Cedric... jumping from a catastrophe to cataclysm.. :-)
Can we stop him fleaing and bid for him in euros? ho,ho...what's that swiss bank account number again?
Cedric repent!
See where this nonsense gets you!
Look at all the other vegetarians with their red-rimmed eyes. You should have known better...
PS: He's really there!!!! On real life e-bay....how sad is that??....ROFL
I saw him on flea-bay, too, Val!
LMAO PMSL ROFL LOL!!!
I did a wee bit of an edit on my last post. I wasn't quite happy with it, so I tweaked it when I got home from work.
yes val e-bay accepts euros..my swiss acount number is -0666-0666-0666..yes he is really there ...omg i'll proberbly be sued under the trades discription act..lol...koos cedrics miniscule brain is well and truley washed..lurv the dedication to me and val dale...woweeee!!....thankyou..x..
Cedric is up for SALE?? What's WRONG with you woman?? Has all that curry made you go mad? A living creature - on EBAY???? Cedric, old chap, keep a brave face...we animals have to stick together.....even cats and fleas. Maybe you'll find a nice girl vegetarian flea at your new home...?? *hopeful, sympathetic look*
i dont eat curry only chicken tikka sammy and some have said its cat meat not chicken...hmmmm...cedric will be ok dont worry i'll make sure he goes to a good home..action>>>guilty coughs>
About your comment on my blog, Gypsy...run with it, girl.....or rather jump at the chance!!! We'll sort something out!...Could be your escape from Trashington....leave it with us, you'll see, it'll work out.
Bargain? hmmm, did you hear about that man who held a lottery at 5 quid a ticket for his prize racing dog, he sold 200 tickets, but when the winner got the dog he found it was dead. When the man was asked what happened, he said: "yeah, well, the man was a bit upset, but I gave 'im his five quid back an he were 'appy"....get my drift.....?
PS Just realised! You live in Trashington and I live in Rottingdam...hee hee
going to bed now...phew!
ha ha yes val its a case of stay sane inside insanity..i will escape from trashington by what ever means i'll have my daughter on e-bay next..lol..guess what im listning to koo's music links as i type its brilliant!..
rottingdam ...lol...twin towns..
Hi Wuthering Highness,
Especially for you a new profile pic on my blog to click on. Just smile to tell me you recognise me in this guise.
im smiling koos...i never knew you were such a poser...very nice..he he....dale is that normal practice there i mean the poor pup dont he get a cup?...
just looked at the feed back page on my add..there are 5 comments???..3 good ones and 2 bad...lol..ive never sold anything on e-bay ever...just shows you how false they can be jeeezz...
What a feeble believer I am. No need to double check if the message came across the North Sea, right int the former mining disaster area.
Well never mind. Time for the a new profile image that shows where Mr PT found his inspiration for his The Boy WHM sekf portrait...
This comments page is unique in that it hosts three different Koos identypix within 24 hours.
Love
Koos
i can see where pete got his inspiration from..and i feel honoured to have 3 koos pics on my page...now i see it the miner from trashington...wow!...
Cat meat?? CAT MEAT???? Oh, oh my goodness...oh, *gulp*, I think I'm going to heave...oh, excuse me, *wipes brow with paw* I have to sit down for a bit.....I feel dizzy..... *runs frantically* Mumsy! Mumsy, where are you....?? I've just heard the most horrible thing.....
Ha Ha Ha
Trashington & Rottingdam!
I live in the Columbia Valley Basin...
It really IS called that!
Sammy,
don't be such a wiener. Mere humans could never catch us fast enough to make dinner out of us. Be strong, baby.
Cedric, run!
*bisous*
Creemie
you can always hop on my back and we can ride off into the sunset
yes sammy CAT MEAT...no good running to mummy when your being marinated in chilli powder...ha so dales in a sink basicly..to late for ceders creemie...he can run but he cant hide..actually he can hide he's so small but anyway...he's up for auction now so ciao cedric soon...
Gypsy did you see that I broke my ode code?
Good eye, Gypsy!
...you noticed the photo.
Flattering innit...
yes very flattering...thats his face everytime you threaten to leave him..
LOL!
...so, did the wee flea sell yet?
Hi Gypsy, Rottingdam, definitely threw its trashington at me today...meep... As I said to Dale (copy + paste text now) I had a bad day..mobile phone stolen from my pocket in the city, sat on my bed and it nearly collapsed, spent three hours doing the DIY thing to fix it (comments not required- meep), missed the cool ethnic culture festival that I was going to go to if I hadn't collapsed the bed which I made myself in the first place so only have myself to blame.....
I'll be back tho - when the mood takes off again! (end of paste text)((see how fed up I am...can't even write another origianl comment))
Luvvies to you too
Val
dale not one bid yet...hmmph!!! its a bloody bargin ..val you have had a ruff day ..someone stole your phone the thieving bastards they will get bad karma never fear...and your bed broke too damn hope its fixed for tonight shame bout the fessy though <:0(..i dropped my new mobile phone in a cup of tea the other week and had to get another that was a right fiasco..
Thanks my Gypsy friend...will you put a romany curse on the thieving bastards for me?
Mobile phone in your tea? Agh shame man (really Surf African that)...maybe that's what you'd call tealy communications (you have to say it..)
No bids yet for Cedric? What an insult? Maybe it's cos he's priceless! :-)
Ok I know it's all awful...I'll shut up now..glad you're there anyway
Val
Hey Gypsy
Guess who?
I have made my edits & posted my final (I hope) copy of Heatseeker for you on my blog.
I quite got a kick out of doing it!
Lots of hell & damnation involved.
;)
lol val tea mobile..instead of my network T.moblie..oooh dale i shall scurry over forwith and have a gander>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Oooh, the Karma Police, goody.....men in frocks, right?
Curse it (:-))...... it's past me witching hour now, gonna turn into a plumpkin if I don't hit the hay, or even worse...a tired, ratty teacher (OH NO, NOOOOOO, NOT THAT)
men with truncheons...nighty night val..x..
...but I have a magic powder that does wonders...
...beware!
Before you flee, flea...
oh yes dale i can annhilate cedric with the old ..turbo flea killer spray...i know you prefer the axe..but i bet you wouldn't mind his truncheon too..>;0)..
I thought this Cousin It look would be suitable for today...
Can't say who/what I'll morph into next!
Thanks for your kind comments on my blog - I was babbling, as usual...
I'm still trying to pave that road...
How do you say cut the grass in French?
Mow dee lawn...
no thats jamacan...mow el lawn..good luck with the paving slabs..
northumberland- that explains it all - separation from culture etc
we have are own unique culture thankyou.....john who ever...why does your link go to hot or not a different one everytime?...
Viva Northumberland that's what I say...the best kept cultural secret of all time....how dare anyone suggest otherwise! Hi Gypsy, I'm home and happy...got a new mobie...
You're both wrong. The French for Mow the Lawn is .....mow zie lown
val glad you got new moby..that sounds more german...lol...thankyou for the northumbrian big up..x..
Hey, who's this John??
If you're from Quebec it's "mow DE lawn"...
lol
I've never been to England, but I've been to Disneyland...
Definitely NOT Hot...
Women don't do a thing for me - but give me an axe-wielding man & I'll...
verification - imilkl
dale i dont know who john is some spasmodic glitch...ive never been to disney nasty...and ive never been to me...lol you and your axe fixation..
Now come on Dale, we all know I'm closer to the source, and it's definitely MOW ZIE LOWN, see!
Gyspy, get John to mow zie lown. Very good occupation for a glitch. My brother used to have Oswald for jobs like that, specially when it was his turn to do the washing up....lol
Otherwise, I'll drag my leeetle tendeuse a main all zie way to nowthumerland to elp u wiz eet.
Hey Gypsy, just saw your comment on my other blog...bless your little cotton socks and thank you. I'm busy writing the next piece and dedicating it to you...
You're right, Disney - ugh.
It's not so much the axe as who is wielding it...
lol
I grew up in Quebec, Val, & it's definitely mow DE lawn...
...but if you're from gay Paris, then it is most definitely mow ZEE lawn!
lol
yes val i say to john "mow das lawn you spasmodic glitch you...dat ezz an otder!"..ha ha...dedicating your next piece to me!...wow...im so humbled i have a big smile on my face..i cant wait to read it..im quite hooked on it now like when you cant put a book down...really thankyou..x...
oh dale if your from northumberland its...get that fucking lawn mowed now you lazy bitch!..to which i would reply ..let the fucker grow i dont give a damn...lol...
Errr,
Iz iet not Cooppa Lairb?
Or iz zies bowcoop trough serieux?
koos you speek with fork tongue ..what language eez dat..
Gypsy...sorry to interrupt here....just come from Anne Marie's blog and yes you MUST absolutely read her book. It's a fantastic read. I'm really enjoying it. off to the land of nod now...again..nighty bye xx
good night val..dont let the dutch bugs bite..x..
...en francais c'est coup le gazon, je pense...mon amie, Koos.
Cut the herbs... lol
For Gypsy's tea of course!
So she may rid the world of all the mobie phones...
And speek in tongues...
Ce n'est pas trop serieux unless the grass grows so long you can't see over it...
...it will also attract mosquitos...
thankyou for that translation dale...i understand now..i shall ponder on cutting grass tomorrow....i dont want mosquitos biting me...cedric will be jealous..
Ma tete va exploser! Howzat for some great French?
Gypsy, I'd be honoured if you read my book. Looking forward to hearing what you think. And Val, I can't thank you enough for your support.
Cheers,
Anne-Marie
Hey Gypsy
I've been writing all morning and your dedicated chapter is enarly ready. Have to go and keep the economy going now, but will hope to put it up later today.....
how's the flee mail going? xx :-))
Well Gypsy - the sun is way past the yard arm now - for you on the other side of the world, that is.
...have you got the lawn mower out yet?
anne marie lol dont let your head explode dear you'll never get the stains out...val..im still in awe at your dedication im looking forward to reading when its posted..chonts and darren have put a bid in for cedric...thing is they havent even got a cat???...dale im just hunting out some thermal underwear...i am just about to tackle the lawn...wish me luck...if none of you hear from me in the next 2 hours ..please SEND OUT A SERCH PARTY...for i may get lost in the undergroth...
hang on spelling....*search*...*undergrowth*...see how stressed out i am ...its minus 10 here theres a force ten gale blowing...and thunder clouds are looming...bravely gypsy goes out in to the wilderness that is her garden...will she get out alive?...
Dale sees through my forked tongue: she's understood the meaning of the coupe-gazon.
Oh those French-speakers, be that real French or Belgian French!
Our neighbours in Brussels wondered why Val didn't have a 'fleemo'. Err, what's that? Turns out it's their way to say Flymo, the hovering type of lawn mower.
An aside for Dale: you are my amie, I am your ami (I'm A Boy).
I looked up 'mahonieboom' (Dutch for mahogany tree on Google: yep, tere is such thing as a mahogany tree (re Gypsy's question on my blog).
Another aside
If in English it is mAhOgAny, an in German mAhAgOnie, and in Dutch mAhOnie, then surely in Frech it will be mOhAgAnie?
Too bad, it's acajou!
You're right, Koos, mon ami...
I do typos in French, too!
Pardon moi!
Anne-Marie will have to wait till Friday evening for her head to explode...
...my hog, Annie...
Gypsy? Koos didn't say enough. ..Mahogony trees grow in Burma and other hot sticky places that have lots of moffquitos but no fleamows...so Cedric would be safe there with lots of other blood sucking gits to befriend him!! Talking of which, are you there??? did you make it to the other side of the garden
PS: Chapter 3 of African Ways is up if you're interested, after a small post about some dedications, but be warned...it's quite long! Maybe something to read in the bath after all that grass cutting! Are you alright??
OOOh, Gypsy, where are you?
It's been over 2 hours & you have not returned home yet.
We WILL have to send out the search party, as I'm sure you're lost somewhere between propery lines.
Hold on, girl!
Cedric said he'd help, but only if you take him off e-bay...
...property lines, I mean...
...we're sending in the troops!
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