HERE WE BLOODY GO AGAIN!
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DUE TO UNFORSEEN CIRCUMSTANCES THE ITC IS CANCELLED FOR NOW...In the early hours of this morning the armed response team laid siege on my house..they came and arrested my poor alfie for the supposed illegal immigration of siames cats and kittens....he is being held at our local prison (pic above),.....ive been intouch with elric von rippenhoffe he is on the case as we speak..... im going to visit alfie later today to take his lap top in so he will be blogging his sorry ass from his prison cell soon.....all i remember is the image of his flat face as they dragged him off in pawcuffs shouting ....."this is an outrage, ive been stitched up by the local cat mafia"....looks like im going to need my turbo prozac for breakfast.... oh the humanity!...
posted by gypsy noir at 5/18/2006
15 Comments:
Oh no,
my poor Alfie behind bars! Mind you, I'm a bit like Jerry Hall, I do love a bad boy...
*bisous*
Creemie
a/dale** i love those ideas maybe vals dog could do sin city..im sure alfies little comrades will be behind his unjust cause all the way..its victumization i tell ya!..ill check out altered egos idea and get back...creemie*..you are the jerry hall of felines..and alfie is the bad boy that is reggie cray fish and the sophistication of brian ferret..
er ma'am while i was pleased to see you today and grateful for the aftershave and kitty treats, i was a bit disappointed to see you hadn't brought any equipment for making my roll-ups, so next time you visit fetch my bacci pounch and skins darlin theres a love.
...Brian Ferret...
LOL!
Hey Gypsy
Love your new id photo!
Did you hear anything in the air about a jailbreak or am I just reliving old AC/DC tunes?
lol yes ..but the fact that its all quiet is worrying somewhat...i feel theres smething in the air...not sure what...hmmm...ponders...
Hi Gypsy girl
Was just chuckling over a former comment of yours on my blog about your credit card being on valium too..aah, the wonderful absurdities. I live them..and love them! (meant to write 'love' first, but 'live' seems about right too) Anyway, hartelijk dank as we say here for the kind wee hours birthday wishes. I think you were the first over this side of the ocean. I'm touched... I like that word *hartelijk* - like saying heartfelt, but in English that sounds a bit OTT and in Dutch it's normal..Thanks again dear bloggy friend.
Val
no not over the top when from one as genuine as yourself ..
boo hoo ma'am, i miss you so much.
Hey, thanks 4 the kind words, Gypsy. It's mutual, you know...beneath all the other chaos and comedy..
x
val its the comedy chaos the keeps us insane.. sane...alfie fuck off you little runt its your fault!!
sorry alfred my dear...must be the grass, seventy five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers,laughers... Also a quart of tequila,a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls withdrawals.....
withdrawl...
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We all have our crutches crutches crutches crutches...
If only I could remember who I am without having to look...
...omg a veritable mountain of a word verification - wish me luck.
yes crutches indeed ...lol...that word verification cufufel is a nightmare...but it looks as though you got through it...probs with some strong vodka and a handful of uppers...im on my third attempt as i have drained the drug bank dry...
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