IM BACK!!!
AH well im back now from my pilgrimage of irish bars....anything exciting happen while i was away...did you miss me?..(hears the sound wind and tumble weed blowing across the page) ...er ok then you didnt....HANG ON A DAMN MINUTE!!...whats this i see below me???...the previous post says something about jesus christ of latter day saints wanting me off here!!....this is an outrage!..the scoundrels!!! have broken in to my blog....i know who one of them is...its MALCOLM PRATT....he was my own personal school bully...he was a right bastard... he used to hang me upside down off the netball post by my knickers on the days i wore them, he would leave me there over night sometimes...i had to give him my dinner money and fag money....and he would steal my vodka from my satchel...but i got my revenge in the last year of school when i sold those pictures of him in a compromising position with the caretakers dog....i should have guessed he would end up working for the JC latters crew......hang on a sec ill just go and check out the comments and see what treachery has been going on behind my sleeping back... find out who wants me off............................CRIKEY!!!!!!....my gast is well and truely flabberd....never before has a tear fallen from my eye (except the time i got my nose caught in a gin trap)....im speechless i cant believe all those famous people wanted to support me....erm where do i start....thankyou thankyou thankyou......james morrison/lemmy/sting/bono/little bobby dylan/paul mekenna/al pachino /angus and dale young/the knights templar/alex de-large (fellow droog)/morrissey cheer up pet/betty ford sierra see you soon/fat freddys cat/tarquin/my comrades the TLAC/dodgy mick cheers mate/me uncle lord lucan/ivor the engine...ah yes i remember that nap on your lap..and some anonymous darlins /a big kiss to you all...i thank you...AND THE REST OF YOU!!......yes you know who you are.../harry webb aka cliff/madonna!/pete townshend how could you forget me!!! remember the plectrum and neil incident???/adolf!/mr J christ!/judas iscariot you lier you did know me! and /chesney from coronation street ive told you before your not my son...*bog off!*....and dave the lorry driver that wasn't me i dont do that anymore thats all part of my sordid past!....all the other 5467 of you who want me off...I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.......be afraid!...be very afraid!!!!!
posted by gypsy noir at 5/08/2006
77 Comments:
Dear Gypsy
Did I miss you????
Darling, I was devastated!
I couldn't find you anywhere & became most distressed when your lawyer was not able to locate you, either...
At least some good came out of the whole thing - Pete Townshend does remember you after all...Neil was involved - I should have known...
I think you should chase that Harry fellow right off a Cliff...
You have some friends in high places, my dear - and low...
...and dead...
Madamoiselle Arc was rather vague...
I am glad my alter ego, Angus, was there to champion you, as well.
...Dale Young - lol - you flatter me...
I did tell Alex Delarge to prop his eyes open for you...
...Lord Lucan completely disappeared after his comment...
The folks at TLAC have me stumped...town lake animal centre...texas legislative action committee...translogic auto carriers...or the learning achievement centre...?
The Knights Templar are good to have galloping to your side...if your ever in need of a man in chain mail with a sharp sword riding a war horse...
BTW did you meet anyone I know on your Irish quest?
Ta Ta - I have to go back to work now.
Good to have you back, Mme Noir!
;)
DY...
god dale im glad to be back missed you too...those irish people drank me under the table my liver is quivering..TLAC= the league against commas...they always come to my rescue..glad pete remembered hard to forget the plectrum incident...ill push you kick harry off the cliff...yeah that joans very cagey..i think you had something to do with angus ,maybe he owed you a favour.yeah lid locks for alex...nice of him to pop by though...me uncle lucan is rather elusive ....and the knights templar are quite dashing...hmmmmm...i think i need to ring betty ford sierra for some therapy or maybe tarquin...
quite like the sound of translogic auto carriers though...who are they and can i join?...
TLAC - right, of course!
I had them on my tail a while back...!*@??#,,,:!!
I thought translogic auto carriers was interesting, too - we should both join up...
Try Googling them.
If you happen to be traveling by train in the near future, say hi to Ivor for me!
BTW have I told you that I have never laughed aloud so much, looking into a silly computer screen as I have the last day or so...
;)
Dale
yes and i can see why with your anarcic attitude to commas...oh what the hell..!"£$%^&*(_+ ah that felt right and yet so wrong...i will look into it see what their about..hmmm...its the translogic thing...dale we have to cram as much laughter in to this life as possible...cos when we laugh we dont give a damn...
ok just googled it....Since its start in 1998, TransLogic Auto Carriers, LLC has been providing new and pre-owned auto transportation services with an absolute commitment to quality and customer service. We remain focused on providing our customers with top of the line security, on-time deliveries, and low claims frequency. ...what ya think its not that exciting although we could join and deliver parcels late and lose them and stuff....
cBoy! We could have fun with that one - to hell with logic!
dale and gypsys trans-illogical carriers....im thinking black leather trousers as part of the uniform ..and jackets ....what ya think?....
a leather bra to match...
gloves...
naked men...
Oh wait...what was I saying?
yes yes yes ....keep going...lol...
Gypsy. thanks for the advice on Trev's hair problem. I called to his house but the social services were there renewing his tablets. i did mention they could give him some extra sharp razors but they envisaged a bloodbath in the community.
BTW. You and Dale need help.
What, help having fun, Delbut??
I don't think we need help at all...
LOL
Betty Ford might not agree...
Laughter is the best medicine!
Gypsy, did you notice there are 13 comments on your angel noir post?
yes delboy we need more help having fun...yay...oh yes dale thats spooky well ive just broke it now....betty wouldnt agree it pays her bills for me to have me little breakdowns...
ummm allo alfie its sindy ere an i just trundled in ter say i lef a weemail fer ya on me blog an i fink i'd betta go cos dis blogs a bit...um.. well i fink its not fer doggies an pussers cos we's a bit too innosent fer this so's is'll wisper bysy bye an ope ter waggle yer up soon.
by de way whooz arry an wots he got agenst cliff?
wuff
i think thats wise sin i only come here to nick gypsys blog to mail you...its not a nice place for us we far to superio for her...harry is cliff richards far to inflated altered ego
Gypsy - where did I go???
My alter ego is taking over & I'm lost...
BTW Mike says hi...
say hi to mike for me too....dangus its the inner wild child in you come out to play...enjoy ...your not lost my child you are found...
gypsy~~~Howdy its Mikey How aer you?
im fine and dandy mikey as i hope you are....
hey dale nice to see your altered ego come out to play...if you ever want to play wth me just give me a shout you have my number hunny...xx...angus..
god dale look at that angus has sent you a personal msg...and you have his number ...hhhmmpphh!!!
...no, he has mine...
Heya Gypse Good to meet ya
oh i see well i think he might call you soon...
yeah you too mike...
Gypsy - I left a comment & it disappeared...
Just about my alter ego taking over...
I guess it's done now.
LOL
I called & he's coming over to play this weekend.
Mike says Good Morning...
:)
Dangus
awe...thats not fair i want to play with him too..i guess ill just have to hear about it all from you afterwards...yes well it is a pretty dominant alter ego it will take presidence .. good morning to you mike....
excuse my ignorance..but who is mike..lol...human...animal..vegetable ...or mineral?..
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...all of the above...
Mike works with my husband...
Had too much to drink...
Crashed on our couch...
Not a pretty sight.
LOL
lol..lol...i thought he might have been a family pet...or maybe he is...hmmm hope his heads not hurting to much today....
Dear Gipsy
Thanks for warning me! The pets are taking a risk: we might start conspiring behind their backs. That'll learn them!!!
Love
Koos
PS
In this case you get a comment before I have read your blog.
Oh dear, I was so hoping you would mention Iris DeMent and Ilse DeLange. Well, can't have them all, I suppose, not all the time that is...
Gypsy, you can come over to play, too...
The more, the merrier - as the saying goes.
I guess Mike went home early from work - serves his poor little head right!
yay a wanna a wanna!...ill get me spandex gear on...he he i find the best thing for a hang over is drinking heavilly the night before ..awe bless poor mike...lol...
koos have replied on your blog...
Hi there zwarte Gypsy (sounds good if you say the 'g' the Dutch way -aq bit like someone about to spit but who cares?) thanks for the tip about these sneaky pets of ours. Better watch out or they'll take over. I keep wanting to break into song with 'what's it all about, Alf....' but ok i won't. A bit tacky isn't it. If that there cat gets too troublesome you'll have to give him his own blog. Sindy used to hijack mine till I made her sign up for herself so could be a plan....
Nice to make contact and i'll be in touch
Val
Psst, alf....'smee sindy. I heared mumz say summat to your hooman abart gettin yur own blog an i wanna say dats a reeeeely wunnerful idee and anuvver fing is u jus gotta be yorself see. mumz sez i'se a bit common but i dunno. s'not important innit cos i getz mor comments than her now hee hee!
OMG
Your blog about Sir Cliff, not Sir Pete, definitely not Sir Neil and myself was spot on!
Sir Cliff was my rock hero in the very early sixties. So was and still is Pete. Even the thigh slapping Bavarian dance really happened, it was when I first heard the only acceptable version of I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
So you see, people out there may think we make up nonsense in these blogs, but we know better. Reality beats fiction, as usual.
Love
Koos
I see the Dutch contingent has landed...
i had visualized you to be that way koos...a true cool dude...OMG..OMG..i have just listened to the link still havent found what im looking for...i have just nearly cracked a rib laughing...that was you koos dancing round the fire absabloody fantastic!!.....dale they certainly have landed ..i think bono would be proud of this the original version...lol...lol..lol...thankyou koos..x...
Koos is very cool, Gypsy!
My computer is old & slow, so I'm waiting for Koos' song to download...
I think that might be the song of the day for me!
it cheered me up ..put an instant smile on my face...
Good on ya Gypsy, an do I spot the embryo alfie blog in the making on your site..hmmmm?? fast work if so. I'm sure you'll both find it very rewarding...and amusing...and a wonderful outlet for his(?) alter ego.
Keep me posted (scuse the pun)
Love
Val
Unt I shteel haffunt fount vot I'm lookink forrrr...
LOL
ROFL
Ha Ha Ha
It's great - I belly-laughed!
...lost my shirt in the deal, too...
Wierd...it seems to have gone now.Wishful thinking perhaps but I was sure I saw a blog name 'Alfie the french Duke' or something..?
You did, Val, but it's gone now...
Gypsy's up to her old tricks again!
oh yes val he tried to do it on mine but it wouldnt work so he's on his computer now doing it separate...im sure he will be pestering you all when he's done ...oh dale its certaily is getting hot where you are...looking good...
Gypsy - you just HAVE to go to Rachel Fuller's blog on her current post.
Read Jim Laughlan's comment about bible interpretations - it's priceless!
aha ha ...yes its classic pmsl...
hello mummsy...just been on me computer and got me own blog so i dont need to swipe yours anymore..lol..ive been on some of your friends blogs and left me paw prints so to speak love ya..xx..
Just read Jim Laughlin's comment with the bible funnies. It's precious!!! My stomach's still aching from laughing..
Going to bed now
Hugs for Alfie (but I'll tell him myself)
slaap lekker as we say her in cloggieland
Val
Just popped by to say good morning - my time.
BTW I heard from your cat - he's a feisty wee fellow.
He must come by that quite honestly!
:)
DY
I'm 7 hours behind you...
It's not 10:00 yet.
wow! im speaking to you from the future...
Well, I'm back now from my appointment in the 6th century.
And you thought 7 hours was in the past...
I feel as though I am speaking from behind the dead.
But I think it helped...
Now I know that, yes, I am Angus Young.
i knew tarquin would sort you out...so you got regressed..wow...6th century...so did you know angus in a previous life?...
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He was a member of the Knights Templar.
That might explain why he rides Brians shoulders wielding that Gibson SG with such ease...
wow...thats got to be so true...god i wish id been around then ..and were you the fair maiden he rescued from the tower?..
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No, he put me there.
lol...i see was it some sort of kinky game then..hmmm..
yes Yes YES
ooooh!!! dale was there shackles involved...
...shackles, manacles, chains, buckets, whips, straw, leather, spinning wheels, chain mail, armoured helmets, jousting lances, saddles, ballet shoes, guitars, striped stockings, horseshoe nails, cinder blocks, dance poles, tapestries, cages, a Marshall amp, ostrich feathers & a Pearl drum kit...
woe woe woe!!...sounds bloody fantastic...no wonder you couldnt let it go...
...it is the true story behind the birth of rock & roll...
you can certainly see where it all comes from they were quite debauched in those days...wooohoooo!!
Do you think we should write a book?
BTW you have more comments than Rachel now! lol
i think we already have the first few chapters....he he rachel who??...lol...
Yes, we're off to a good start!
wooohooo those pics are getting rauchier....ummm...
That was the animals above that I had to delete...I'm having a serious identity trauma!
As I was trying to say before the others took over, was I don't know what's going on, but please keep it to only 5 bottles of gin tonight, love...trust me.
The animals are acting a bit dodgy & I am afraid something might be afoot.
It really is getting hot in here...
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