NEWSFLASH!!
On the afternoon of may the 30th at around 2.pm gypsy noir went missing, she was last seen on blogdum talking to val and dale, her last known movements was to go and attempt to cut her grass, she has not been seen since, we interviewed her cat alfredo , when asked if he knew of gypsy noirs where-abouts he simply said, "i dont give a damn where the old lush is just show me how to open this god damn tin!" we also tried to speak to cedric the cat flea who we know she has had a recent falling out with due to his advert on E-BAY , when we asked him of her where abouts he said" im saying nothing till my solicitor gets here! no further comment."dale and val think she might have been abducted by the ferrion sect again. The pic above is the last pic taken of gypsy just as she was about to tackle the quagmire under her lawn, if anyone knows of her where abouts please get in touch, there is no reward as we dont deem her important enough, infact im only reading from a script i dont care either way,...AND REMEMBER DONT HAVE NIGHTMARES!....
posted by gypsy noir at 5/31/2006
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...ask Bryan Ferry...
anyone know how to open a tin of cat food im starving here ..ive lost a stone ..
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Alf you self centred self serving (splutter)self.....! How can you even think of food when she who has loved you, nurtured you and got you out of jankers, not to mention rid you of that excuse for a flea, Cedric....is out there in the jungle, alone, missing.. a few links (oops, didn't mean that)....I'm appalled!! Get back in your box and start praying...cos no one else'll want you after this.....huh! (indignation bursting forth)
Those deleted comments were mine, folks! Blogger was doing wierd things and my comment came up three times...maybe just to make sure that Alf got the message!
might have known you would take HER side val ok i'll go and have a look in the bloody garden if only to keep you happy tut hah!.
Ask Bryan Ferry!
we slung her out ages ago
my mates & I have swallered up sweet mme noir...
we'll never give 'er up.
...ask Angus...
Nope, she ain't here...
I've put out the word far & wide.
...unfortunately the troops are too busy in the Middle East...
We'll have to gather our own menagerie...
I've been asking around.
What's this?
Dale Young?
Hee Hee Hee
'aven't seen our Gypsy 'ere neither.
What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?
... a drummer!
Why did the chicken run across the road?
... to get away from the drummer.
Angus isn't home.
she chopped one of my legs off yesterday with that lawn lower wasn't even a fleemow.
smoke de grass man dont cut it.
dale put angus down!
not seen her floating around here.
its an optical illusion gypsy is not gone
But...
I like nightmares... or am I quoting?
Perhaps Cedric had his flea cronies living in the lawn abduct her? He was pretty ticked off, I must say, about being sold on Ebay.....you never know what an angry flea will do, or the measures he will take for revenge...
*ppssttt* Alfie - the secret to the tins is an electric can opener. You don't need opposable thumb to use it.
she's gone AWOL so we'll have to court martians.....i mean court martial officer Gypsy
gruntt....oik nits humanoid gipsee zeen ere....hmmmmm...humanoid doktor who mebbe?
Woops!
Oh My God! Angus, are you OK?
Oh man - just look at this mess!
Ok, Ok you lot, where was I? Ah yes, giving old Alf a hard time....blimey! what's going on? Who asked you lot to step in, he? What is this? Sybil's 23 other personalities? As for you, Sammy, don't give that regurgitated fur ball any help... he should be out there looking for Gypsy, not worrying about opposable thumbs...crikey moses, he's already one sandwich short of a picnic and you're asking him to work out stuff like that while his mum's in dire straits? Look, if we find her, then he won't have to worry anymore..tell him that...geeez!
i'll just go and check if she's in the tardis...if i don['t come back look for her in another dimension
Gees Dale...you dropped Angus on me drum kit!
He bounced off the toms & brought the symbals down.
Hey, maybe we could run with this new sound...wadda ya think, Mal?
Gypsy ain't here neither...
I'm going to put in a bid on Cedric, now >>>
WHO THE F@*K IS GYPSY?
beam me up scotty...we have to find her before that old has been Who
hey Pete, I thought that was Alice?....
Cor, that Gypsy's gone again?
I'll ask me mates...
...Alfredo - use your teeth...
I'll rush over & check my Canadian connection...
Hey Ginger, why did you wake me - I was dreaming of Never Land...
My bud, Steven, is the only person I know who, when he opens his mouth, his head disappears...
Next time he yawns I'll check for Gypsy.
Who the f*@k is Gypsy?
Pay no mind to my son - he knows perfectly well who Gypsy is!
Watt?
I'm on the look out, but gotta be careful you really got me a kink in me neck now...
verification word:
whipme...
snuffle sniff...S'not fair!!!! Where's me mate Gypsy? I'se was gonna go stay wiv her...got me spotty hanky packed an everyfink....fink is'll go an sniff her out anyways.....ttfn sindybin
see what happens when you dont believe, gypsy be damned!
oi latterday knobs get off my patch i was the first and last
Gees, who drums this stuff up?
I was here first...
Who was Alice?
go ask alice when she's ten feet tall
er i think you might find latters i was
...Alice in Never Land...
Hey those are my lyrics1
She's dead, Jim.
elementry my dear watson
what??
where is my gypsy babe?
no, stoopid, it's watt...like charlie
when can i retire im worn out 106 years charlie has thrashed me of that drum
tnlewlwarp factor five...stardate 0606..mission to find Gypsy underway
ill look round the cave for her
ill look round the laden for her
whats the point!
she must WANT to be found
You guys make me sick...
Gypsy Noir was last spotted sprinting around the M25 when she overtook a Porsche in her Nke Air trainers pushing the limit at 160 mph
hello freud, we should consult tarquin.
no no no gypsy would never and has never owned a pair of trainers, she could have been sprinting in high heels though.
thats true she dont own trainers she has an aversion to them.
Listen you bunch of dereliction of duty losers. While you've been inventing all this mind bogglingly useless garbage, Dale and I've been out looking for our sainted, beloved friend, and I'm tired. D'you hear me TIRED!!!! I'm going to bed now and you'd better have come up with some decent leads by the morning..OK?
yes val, we will try our best, sorry!.
That's alright then...nighty night you lot! xx
ha ha word verification: vppore
except I got it wrong and now it's vgrtcrxj...grrr
nighty night val..x..
...the one hundred faces of dale...
Oh my, what a cast of thousands we have here...all we need now is Dr. McCoy adding, "I'm a doctor, Jim, not a detective!" and the scene will be set.
...and still no Gypsy.
Do you all see now why condos are the way to go? No lawns, no disappearances. Alf, stop being so selfish and either learn to use your teeth or go hunting.
I hope we find her soon.
-AM
Night night Val!
Sweet dreams...
Night night, Anne-Marie!
Sweet dreams.
Goodnight, everyone! Sweet dreams all, and no nightmares!
I hope Gypsy is found safe and sound!
*bisous*
Creemie
...I like nightmares...
i cant believe you lot im an orphan hungry and lonley with no knowlege of tin openers . we dont have electricity here yet sammy, no sympathy off val and anne marie i will go hunting, just that im used to cash and carry and you dale i thought you would have sent some fish by now, this is utter cruelty to animals i shall be writing a strong worded letter to rolf harris.
welcome to my nightmare!
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