BLOODY GARDENS!

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When i was hacking my way through my grass with a machete on wednessday afternoon i was swooped on by none other than david attenborough the world famous BBC naturalist .....(pic on the left).....he thought i was some sort of pre- neolithic hippie.....(is my fashion sense really that bad!)....he was studying a small indigenous tribe of aboriginal abba impersonators (pic on right) who had been living in my grass for sometime now.....they were planning a abba tribute concert and the BBC were there to film it.......david decided i could stay to watch but only after a 3 hour lecture about the state of my garden and how i could single handedly be responsible for global warming and the near extinction of the woodlouse.....it was at this point i woke up as i had fallen asleep through-out his ramblings...."yeah yeah ok dave i get the point..ill do the garden in future can we just go and watch abbo now!".....The concert was fabulous....they did such classics as ...knowing me knowing roo....does your dingo know.....and of course gimme! gimme! gimme! a didjeridoo after midnight....well it was all over too fast ...i could see david attenborough looking at me with great distaste...so i made my way back from the undergrowth in to my garden....where with great speed i whipped out my sad excuse of a lawn mower and cut my grass...when i emptied the contents in my bin there was little bits of BBC camera men and their equiptment.....proberbly bits of david attenborough too unless he escaped with the abbo's....as you can see in the last pic me sitting in my garden afterwards reflecting on what i had just experienced...oh and yes i have fed alfie....