EXPOSURE!!

Well seeing as i didn't manage sell that pesky cat flea cedric on E-BAY ive decided to expose him for the low down sexual pervert that he is....he has been leading a secret life as a bi-sexual rent boy ...when i was in town today i came across his business cards in several telephone booths...now i know why he always wears hugo boss aftershave and giorgio armani suits...he smokes cuban cigars and frequents various gambling casinos...thats where he picks up his punters...apparently he is saving up to buy his own night club *THE FLEA PIT*...where he plans to have lap dancing and strippers, male and female.....he also runs a bootleg music stall for hip hop fans down the market every tuesday...ive heard rumours that he has his own army of fleas about 80000,000000, who plan to commendeer the frontline flea powder factory...is it any wonder he turned out this way ..he did come on alfies back from the dominatrix boudoir in amsterdam...but he was so sweet when i first met him ..he read gardners weekly and wore knitted tanktops....the cataflicks his supposed new religion is infact a cover for his militant sector....hopefully this exposure will make him see the error of his ways..failing that at least give me a cut of the dosh he is raking in....THE SWINE!!!