FACE OF INNOCENTS...MURDERING BASTARD!..
ALFIE IS HANNIBAL THE CANNIBAL.....HE BINGS IN MICE ..HALF DEAD..WITH THEIR FACE RIPPED OFF....NO OTHER DAMAGE...JUST THE FACE...HE STRIPS BIRDS OF THEIR WING FEATHERS SO THEY CANT FLY ..LEAVING THEM AT THE MERCY OF THE OTHER CATS...HE IS A PATHOLOGICAL COLD BLOODED DERANGED..PSYCHOPATHIC BEAST.....ON THE OTHER HAND HE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL..SWEETEST ..LOVING..CUTEST..FUNNIEST...LITTLE BALL OF FLUFF....ARRRGGHHH!! WHY IS NATURE SO CRUEL..I ABHOR IT!...
posted by gypsy noir at 6/26/2006
50 Comments:
this is an outrage..its all lies i tells ya!..am innocent..innocent i am...
your a lying bastard too....
no its true ive had to have plastic surgury..im faceless..
flap!...flap!..flap!...no i cant get off the ground...shit a cat!!!!
bring it on alfie we love it!
mffffmmphphmmmffththppmmmmfffffmmltmmmmmphfffffth
Scat brings the whole bird home, eats it then leaves the gizzard for me to step my bare foot in first thing in the morning...
...every morning.
You'd think I'd learn.
666 strikes again...
I noticed it when I did up the deposit at work again today.
I thought of you my Gypsy Noir!
There were 4 instances of 666 in my one cash-out today...
...maybe the 555 in it, too, will cancel it all out.
eerie...
I see a mouse!
Well, let's face it...
urgh i once stepped on a dead mouse bynnx had hidden under the kitchen carpet...guess what it went pop...yuk..oooh yeah this 666 thing is quite eerie innit...
lol gruesome twosome..
I thought cats brough home dead birds and mice to impress their owners. I read your post to Creemie and her eyes are lighting up at the manliness of it all.
-AM
Ooh la la, Gypsy, I am extremely heated up by Alfie's hunting instincts. I will gladly take the dead mice and birds off your hands and put Alfie into mine.
*bisous*
Creemie
creemie i might have guessed that would have turned you on..i bet your the type that proposes marriage to deathrow moggys...
My cats do the same thing, they don't eat what they catch, they bring it to us. I guess they do it as a way to bring an offering to us.
yes metalchick its their way of storing up our larder like a sort of gift...they take great delight in making the mouse do somersaults in the air for entertainment..
Hi Gypsy,
I think I need to do some online shopping to get a chastity belt for Creemie. She's hot and bothered by your little hunter, and just ignores the two boys here. She has a thing for the foreign boys- must be the accents or something.
-AM
::just happy it was only mold she accidentially ate and not something the *cat dragged home*:::
hey.. in my life.. it could happen..
cute pic of alfie gypsy
~Lace~
my pete kicked us off our blog site
love to oogie out my pets by leaving half-eaten treats on the doorstep or by the bedroom windows love to howl & scratch at the windows about 4:00 am too boy do I have them by the ballocks they are so funny to watch bats are my favourite catchable dish
...you mean your PET kicked you off your blogsite, dumb cat...
Keep it up & I'll really give you something to yowl at...
alfie it looks like someone tried to do something to your face too how come its so flat
*anne marie* dont you dare!! i will never forgive you,*lace* scat has the right idea, ill drop you a couple of dead mice off on your doorstep,*dale* i see that you have dedicated the pet blog to your mum and dads wedding anniversary, well i think thats so sweet so im letting you off,*henrietta* my face is flat because of special breeding...or was it because gypsy hit my square on with a frying pan, hmmm.
Oh, like I could get that large behind into anything! Aren't you glad now she didn't diet, Alfie?
Cheers,
AM
Alfie you are quite understanding - flat faced feline that you are!
Thank you.
lol...creemie good job you didnt diet,i like your big butt mamma!,a/dale yes its a good look on me but painfull to achieve. scat i can be sensitive aswell as brutish,(raises eyebrow).
...catstidy belts...
catstidy belt...dale ...ill get your coat..lol..
Hey Gypsy
Just back to fetch Sin, get post and make sure no more water has made its way into my boat (was bailing out the night before I left! very worrying!). All still above water though, and I'll be off again soon. Back officially on Sunday. Haven't really read any posts except Dale's, but will catch up later..just wanted to say hello and send hugs and love.....by the way, why d'you think I prefer dogs!!!! They don't turn up with unwanted 'gifts'!
PS Have put up some pics of one man 'messing about on the river'! Love that song..thanks for putting it on K's blog xxx
Hi Gypsy,
*LOL*! I think Alfie has a sick sense of humour....you know what they say about the ones who like to torture small animals....they may turn into serial killers! But, you are right - he is adorable - I LOVE the picture!! Makes me want to hug him just looking at it!
you could be right mary beth he is showing disturbing signs...alfie the ripper..lol..but he is very hugable too..he loves to come for his cuddle with his innocent flat face..
Oh, yes, Gypsy, what a wonderful posting! MY, aren't we looking just DARLING, Alfie - hardly the usual image you wish to project, is it??! Oh, your Mumsy LOVES you, oh yes, who's a good boy?? Who's a pretty boy?? Hmmm???? *snicker*
On another, less emasculating topic, tell me, Alfie, do you let the birds and mice beg for their lives before you do your dirty deeds?? It's only good manners, old chap.....
ha ha dale yes my face has been up against alot of bars..thats why its designed this way..sammy she caught me unawheres i was testing the box out for sleepimg arrangments..i make my victums write out a letter for their solicitor leaving all their worldly goods to me just be for they get the chop..he he he ..
Oh my, that's brilliant! Get them to sign over all their posessions....oh, you are crafty, Alfie...now all you need is one millionaire mouse to cross your path, and the world's your oyster......
oops using gypsys blog before (blush)..yeah sammy get a fat cat mouse business type ..i know mickey mouse! ill gat him he's well rich.
Ooh, I think bars will not look good on Alfie- his face is too wide.
Alfie, stay away from the prison house!
*bisous*
Creemie
alfie youre backing yourself into a corner you know one where we might not be able to rescue you from if you do end up somewhere distasteful let me know if there is a drainpipe ive been watching my pet have you read the front of the lovely cardboard box that youre playing in oh i so love cardboard boxes i love cardboard boxes i love cardboard boxes i lo oh crap a mouse with a face gotta go
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My cat has been watching me with an odd look on his face...
dale..that scat is getting worse by the day..him and alfie together god help the mouse population...a/dale...>:0)...
Oh, excuse me, I just had to pop over here and look at Alfie's picture again...he's so adorable!!! He's such a cutie it makes me giggle to see him in that box. *L*
mary beth.ill send him fed ex..you can have him..lol..hello angus!..>;0)..
scat and alfie im watching you please be nice to those wee mice bats and things or i will swoop down and bop you on the head
Mary Beth,
Watch out for Alfie- he's Sammy's rival for Creemie's heart.
Gypsy,
thanks for the kind words on my blog. Yes, she is a wonderful girl- she won the school humanitarian award this year, and I agree with you, she's going to make an awesome purse designer after she wins an Olympic Women's Hockey medal. :)
Cheers,
AM
omg my blog is haunted by a dead dog with wise words..cue eerie music...anne marie...there will be much fur flying if sammy and alfie got together..fighting over creemies heart..cue rocky xx111..
Numero cinquant!
Just popping by to say good morning/afternoon!
:)
Dale
...I see our lovely Murph was here keeping a wise eye on those mischievous felines.
gypsy noir said..
omg my blog is haunted by a dead dog with wise words..cue eerie music.
::loads in double takes website to cue up their login audio::
mornin girls...
~Lace~
yeah lace that music would suit just fine...good afternoon/morning to you..
he he he ...its dale tell her to ease up..
Ha Ha that's funny about poor Chantal... "fleaing" a wave! I can just see her pedaling & splashing like crazy for shore - looking over her shoulder!
We were in Las Vegas a few years ago & an earthquake hit - the 28 story hotel was swaying & creaking like mad.
We hot-footed it through the back streets as far away from the tall buildings as we could.
Upon our return to our room at 4:00 am I watched the news while drinking a glass of wine to calm my nerves - then the aftershock hit. Holy crap!
Pretty scary, I might say. The door man was "Oh well, the California desert must have got hit again..." like it was nothing.
Pray tell me where Lanzarote is?
I've never heard of it...
BLOODY HELL!..i think that would have been great...lanzarote is in the canaries just about 70 miles off the coast of africa...really lovely place by what ive heard ive not been though..ibiza-spain and norway but not lanzaroti..
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