KIT-LER!...AND THE NEO CATZIS....
im very worried about alfie at the minute he has gotten in with a fascist group of underground moggys know as the CATZIS ...THE NEIN LIVES SOCIETY...They are an extreme organization who plan to rid britain of asylum seeking cats and kittens...bit like the ku-klux-kats.....they want to rid the british streets and alley ways of black cats and cats of a religeous disposition...I called alfie in from the garden to question him on this matter and he *goose-stepped *up the path....of course he denys all knowlege of this association..... but requests that i call him alfredo von schultz from now on...he sits in his box at night listning to beethoven and reading mein kampf with his monocle on... im at a loss what to do with him.... hopeing its a phaze...he once joined a buddhist sect and sat up a mountain in tibet for 4 month contemplating nirvana... (no not the group)... the MADHYAMIKA school of thought...the mind subjects and objects having no inherent, absolute or objective existence ...complete selflessness....of course alfie being a totally selfish moggy could not grasp this concept...and subsequently escaped ...and went back packing round nepal...got stoned ...tattooed and layed by some very exotic felines....sooo what to do with my SS THIRD REICH alfie??....
posted by gypsy noir at 6/29/2006
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was ist diese Abfall sprichst du von!
So that's where Scat might be - ghingha kat zat he iss...
His nemesis is a huge fluffy black cat with a white bib that tries to sneak into his garbage...
...in the bag that I have put out.
i think alfie meight sway scat in to joining...we can set whiskas churhill on them ..fight them on the cat litter..and the slag heeps...
Alfie gehen Sie unten sehr schnell. Ich kann nicht, Sie gehandhabt haben, diesen letzten Shwarzes Zigeuner zu erhalten, aber Sie haben gehandhabt, viele schwarze Katzen in unserer Nachbarschaft zu verärgern. Geben Sie sehr acht!
unsinn
oh the black cats in your neighbourhood were annoyed were they...its ok alfie isn't in the KKK anymore...they disbanded..
Gees, never in a million years did I think I'd be blogging in German.
Yet, I never thought I'd be blogging with Pete Townshend, either...
...I also never thought I'd look like Angus Young.
My world is turning upside down!
he he good point of veiw though...upside down inside out...what makes the world go round..
view even the wrong way
Oh, Alfie, mein old chap, I know of a bitterly old black cat, poor rag of a thing, stone deaf, and grumpy attitude to boot, who won't take a hint and DIE....know any good ways to get rid of him??
SAMMY!! You shouldn't be asking advice on the evil ways of a hideously outdated WWII hatred sect!! I'm very disappointed in you! You'll get chicken for breakfast tomorrow....no salmon for you!
No, Mumsy - no chicken!! Oh, how I despise fowl meats.... *mutters under breath*...got any ideas on how to straighten out a wretched woman who purposefully won't feed you the right can of food, Alfie...?
SAMMY!!!
I think a little good old-fashioned tarring and feathering might make Alfie renouce his Katzi ways, Gypsy....besides the fact of being humiliated in having to wear feathers all day and be laughed at by the neighbourhood cats...kind of like a masculine, muscular man having to wear powder puff pink all day. Not too thrilling for him.
sammy you should join us..seeing as the boot rag cat is deaf we could shoot it and it wouldn't hear the bang..oh yes..just piss in her slippers till you get the right food..heh!.
mary beth..he would get off on it he is so sick and perverted..
BOP!
i hate fucking gypsys..alfie von schultz your mein little star..
Meine orange katze ist verloren.
Haben sie die broadway leistung der Katzen auf Deutsch gesehen?
oooh sammy i love to pee in things and on things and under things if i can im on my way overseas to see if i can help the katzen der nein lives society dont tell my pet has anyone seen creemie
maybe alfie and the SS mob have enlisted scat..or could have gone to braodway...creemie could be the femme fetal..spy cat...
Ach du liebe!
Is this some sneaky plot to seduce me just because my mummy is cheering for zie vaterland in the World Cup? Because I am also cheering for Les Bleus de la France, et Alfred tu as un nom francais aussi et tu dois respecter les chats de toutes les couleurs. Ich bin sehr unzufrieden mit deine schlecte freunde, Alfie. Du bist ein raciste schwein und ich wirt mit Sammy gehen!
*no more bisous for you, my nazi fiend!*
the colourful and colour friendly
Creemie
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creemie im sorry..i do respect the french very much..also i am being a racist pig/cat, i might have to defect and maybe join the salvation army instead.
Gypsy, what are you doing still awake?
Alfie,
you're back!
*beaucoup de bisous!*
Now stop marching in les pas d'oies so your mummy can go to bed at a reasonable hour....oops too late.
*bisous, Gypsy!*
Creemie
I also meant to comment on the great pics!
Alfie looks so SS & the other one - is he/she another one of yours - looks very gestapo-ish...
Bloody Katzen!
schwein katzen lachen laut
creemie i will o anything for you mon petit
no the other cat is an unknown intruder from the back streets...im going to ground alfie for this...im still up because of thew damn goose stepping cats outside..yes scat they are pig/dog/cats..its 4.30am..yawn...stretch...time to get up...
OH NO NOT GROUNDING AGAIN!!!!..they made me do it, honest (cute smile)
well i think ill go to bed now...goodnight good morning..nighty bless to all....
Nighty night!
I'm off to the shower - still feels like Hades over here.
Egads, they're lighting off fireworks already - it's not Canada Day yet, nor is it dark out...
Off to bed, after all it's after 9:30...Hee Hee
getting in with the wrong crowd.. mindless switching of various ideologies.. looks like a classic phase of kitty adolescence gypsy.. im sure alfie will grow out of it
~Lace~
Oh, I don't know, Alfie, red and black just don't look good on me. Besides the fact that I'd probably go down a notch from the chicken I reluctently dined on this morning to TURKEY....oh, the most hated of meats. I just couldn't risk it..food is my energy I use between my 19 naps a day to keep Lulu from enjoying herself too much....
Hmm...I hadn't thought of pissing in her slippers....a clever idea, that.....*thinking and plotting with paw tapping on mouth....*
I resent that suggestion, Alfie!! Don't encourage him!
So, Gypsy, he woud get off on looking like a fruitcake for a day, eh? Well, he's sicker than I thought...hmmmm.... perhaps just banning his outdoor time so he can't associate with the other Catzis might do the trick...though you'd have to put up with his whining and hurling of insults...don't know if it's worth it or not.... perhaps if some cheap gin snuck into his water bowl it might knock him out until he's over his phase?
OH, blasted Mumsy, if you'd even LET me outside here, I could catch my OWN supper, you bloody dictator! Then perhaps I wouldn't have to rely on the second-rate ground turkey beaks and asses in a can I receive begrudgingly from you in my bowl each day... *sarcastic rolling of eyes*.. oh, yummy...a turkey toe nail slipped in and got pureed with the rest of the gruel, bon apetit to MOI ....bloody woman..... though I will say that pureed pork rear ends are quite tasty....
mary beth alfie is a sicko...he is a degenerate..of the worst kind..but fear not i have a cunning plan to put a stop to all this nonesense...sammy you are such a spoilt brat..im glad though that you havent been swayed to the reich...19 naps a day..crikey cat nap over dose...dont you dare soil your mums slippers or you will be on economy cat food for life!...
whats this talk of a cunning plan???
I think Scat has fled & joined a Cats troup.
Memory all alone in the moonlight...
send out the search partys for scat...ill ask aflie if he knows of his where abouts ...chinese water torture is a good way..
I'm composting?
compose as in heep or tune...lol..
Uriah Heep must compost then...
what is this that stands before me figure in black with eyes of firer...
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