MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR OF TRASHINGTON!...
welcome on a guided tour of not so sunny Trashington...once you visit you will never leave..seeing as val and koos have been taking us on guided tours of their holidays i thought i do my bit for my home town and top holiday destination (voted so by readers digest er readers)...and the braille society...so heres a step by step guide of the wonderous attractions of this god forsaken...oops i mean very salubrious place...ideal for a mini-break..(not recomended for those with a nervous disposition or currently in detox
from the top then left to right first pic is the sign from our butchers window no one knows what the special stuff is but we eat it anyway..the local abittoir..nice stone carving there...then we have the tranquility of the park..sorry bout the couple in the car its hard to get a pic of the park without doggers and the cottaging contingent..thats the cleanest pic i could find ..of course the gallows serves as a warning to tax dodgers ginger people and flashers...ah yes the couple on the bus dwayne and betty they are the chairman and chairwoman of the trashington *DENSA*the low IQ society
..and a very touching photo of the local doctor seen here outside his surgery taking a well earned afternon nap...ah bless...so do drop by sometime if your ever in the northeast..and ill wave as you pass...lol...
posted by gypsy noir at 7/17/2006
35 Comments:
Well, Gyspy... nice little town you have there.
The Whitehouse would fit right in...
I'm simply going to have to drop my knitting & take a holiday in lovely Trashington... northeast did you say?
yes dale me old mucka north of north east...get your arse down here the weathers dirty..
Looks ideal Gypsy! what a place..I mean everyone's either asleep or about to be..permanently! Somewhere to really relax...forever.
What're the hotels like..hmmm? My imagination is being damped down nicely..the images I see are totally not amazing..
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val they're not asleep they're pissed..lol...but dont let that put you off..the hotels are run by the local mafia boss don two he uses them for his "other" business which we darn't ask about but they are clean...with bullet hole aircon..
oii!! b/g my teeth are made from the finest plywood..
it can get a lil gristly...yuk..
Most inspiring place... so out of the ordinary... wish we had places like that... and that I could describe them like that, but then that would make your talent less unique.
koos i value your opinion as you are the tour guide delux..i think your safe though for now..even though this is a strange place it does hold a certain charm..lol...not!
my profile has fallen down.......>:0(..maybe its drunk too..
no, Gypsy, not drunk, just a bit loose that's all...i mean your profile of course not you...lol
*DENSA*?? *LOL* You crack me up!!
Lovely town...I should come visit...er....someday.... I don't suppose you have any 4-star hotels??
*astounded look* Good God, woman, are you truly from the bowels of Hell?? I daresay if that's the doctor, I'd hate to see what your neighbourhood drunks and bums look like.... and here I thought Alfie lived a life of luxury!! Well, now you've sent that myth packing...
lol val i am a loose woman...sober though..you have to be or you would constantly trip over the drunks..mary beth do drop by our little town we have starless hotels but thats what makes them special...sammy dont let on to alfie ive blown his cover he did have to slum it when he came here but he still prances round town like the duke he is..
... a loose woman in trashtown... or a woman loose in trashtown... can't imagine which would be best.
...so loose, be careful not to fall off...
...did you know that I'm an honourary member of densa?
I think I was born into it.
dale you do not resemble dwayne and betty...so no more talk of densa you far to superio..a trash woman in a loose town?..
...sorry I forgot to mention I'm the upper crust of densa...
lol i must be the topping then..
cheese..
...au gratin...
welsh rarebit..or is that rabbit..
White rabbit?
Let's toast it
Gypsy, I'm still chuckling about your squashed up elephant trailer on Koos's blog..ROFL..I just keep imagining it ...brilliant.
That comment's really going to get it now..if it's been hanging round the park loitering, it'll probably end up with you in Trashington..lol...and then it'll be a lost cause..or a loose comment...or as Dale would say a comment on the loose...
hmmmm..toasted rabbit...yummie
If your going to toast you shouldnt be 3 hours later. It gives a girl a complex. Especially when your 10 feet tall!
All the young girls love Alice...tender young Alice they say. Come over and greet me, come over and please me...
val i found the comment it was in the park along with the squashed up elephant box ..turning tricks for paper..elton john was there too...waiting for george!..
... does some of that special stuff include haggis?
... you live too close to the border.
Gypsy, do you ever get splinters in your tongue?
ROFL...LOLOLOLOLOLO.....CAN'T SPEAK!!!!!
haggis yuk its sheeps bladder ffs!...ive got a splinter in my arm it nearly dropped off...lol..did he b/g i never knew that..vals laughing i think cause she knows about the spelk..lol..
I dig the profile pic by the way.
Do you like odd men?
Later.
aren't all men odd third?..
Aha!
... he must be the third guy.
HA HA HA HA @ DENSA. God Gypsy is sooooo right, ive have graced sunny Ashaz for nigh on 24 years and it really IS that bad, oh the humanity, the vagrants the crackwhores, DERELICTE!
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