WELCOME TO THE DANCE!...
ROLL UP ROLL UP!!...YOU LUCKY PEOPLE YOU ARE..HERES YOUR ONCE IN A LIFE TIME CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE TRASHINGTON ANUL DANCE...HELD AT THE LOCAL LOONYBIN...IVE GOT 20 SPARE TICKETS GOING, I DID A FEW ER-HUM *FAVOURS *FOR BILLY THE CAP SO HE BUNGED ME ONE AND A FEW FREE TICKETS NORMALY SOLD ON FLEA-BAY FOR £1.37P...THIS OF COUSRE INCLUDES A SLAP UP MEAL OF CABBAGE CURRY AND THE FINEST GOATSHEAD MEAD KNOWN TO MAN...GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU DO THE SPASMODIC DANCE KNOWN ONLY TO ST VITUS DANCERS AND DAVID BYRNE OF TALKING HEADS FAME...WE HAVE A TRIBUTE BAND CALLED TALKING SHITHEADS...THE DRESS CODE IS VISCOSE ONLY AS YOU NEED TO HAVE PLENTY STATIC ENERGY TO GET YOU IN THE MOOD FOR TWITCHING...SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE BY STEPHEN HAWKINS SHOWING HOW TO DO THE WHEELCHAIR RAVE SHUFFLE ITS VERY ENLIGHTNING...WARNING!!! ATTENDING THIS DANCE MAY CAUSE IRRIVERSABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR KIDNEYS ...LIVERS AND SELF ESTEEM...BUT WHAT THE HECK ...COME.... WE'D LOVE YOU TO JOIN US!...PS..st johns ambiance ambulance brigade will be on hand for bupa members only the rest will have to make do with the local joiner....
posted by gypsy noir at 7/22/2006
11 Comments:
Shut up and Dance St Vitus!
Hot oil boiled cabbage avec curry...
Say thanks to Billy C for me... can't be Curbishley can it?
My sweet little Angus does the best spasmodic dance on his back on the floor - playing his fab riffs to boot...
Yes, Mr Talking Poop Head himself does have a spasm - and manages to stay standing? How's that? Notice his wide stance...
LOL we were practicing it about a month ago - I hope it has nothing to do with you becoming an OMAgeddon...
I only have one liver... crap!
We had the ambiance drive by here with siren firing a while ago along with the local FD - I really hope all is ok... it's so hot & all the tourists are so stupid...
I'm ready & wrapped in blue plastic as usual...
Whitehouse Classic & Scottish rock n Roll band on the horizon....
Hang on Gypsy!
lol...swap the plastic for viscose and your in..angus too...david burnout does seem to have it off to a tee..omageddon looms..im to young i tells ya i wont have it!..one liver?? crikey it will quiver...was the ambiance ambulance siren going off to a niffty drum and base backing?..i think we should get the white house haggis munching thistle crunching mac'nastys to the dance ...
we are off to the whitehouse hither... many for oma
have jollys good time me dear...
I danced till I broke.
Gypsy, I'm in! Was just thinking of buying some few metres of viscose..must have had a premonition...no worries, Dale, only one liver but self esteem to spare for any who are going short...lol..let's just dish it out..woopee
Is this dance for the looming omageddon??
And err..has St john's gone private then..lol...doesn't bupa cover joinery.? Or is it just butchery?
Poor Dale's broke, so she'll need those joiners too..
...or Brian, Val.
YAHOO!
ha ha val yes you will need plenty viscoes sooo seventys it hurts..i think dale needs a joiner to put her tender ickle tendon back into place..like unbilical whip lash..oh i have a laky band...
me's not so broke as me thoughts...
I hop...
thats great!! you shall come to the dance then ..tickets should arrive soon how would you like them posted derelicté chic UPS or bert the carrier pigeon?...
YIPPEE!
...why derelicte chic, of course!
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