AND SO IT CAME TO BACK PASSAGE..

while i was visiting my gay hypnotherapist/manicurist/masseur/spiritual medium/rent boy tarquin... we got in a debate about mr christ..tarquin is convinced he was gay..of course not! i retorted you blastphemous cheap assed slut boy you!...what about that tart mary magdass he had the fling with her, everybody was talking about it,... it was in the local newspaper *THE BIBLICAL TIMES*...the headline read... THE JESUS AND MARY SCANDAL!... at around fiery ball in the middle of the sky yesterday..(about 5.oclock our time)..a gross act of a sexual nature was performed on mr JC ALMIGHTY...by the town prossy mizz M MAGDALENE, ...there was naked feet involved and kissing,... this contravenes the laws of Judía and the local womens institute,... bags of stones now on sale at your local hardware store B&Q,...but tarquin was adamant that jesus was gay, and to prove his point he has unearthed some shocking video evidence taken when JC was on one of his comings,..lets look at the evidence brought before us.........viddy well ...ok ok so im going striaght to hell...wanna come??...