DONT..CARE IN THE COMMUNITY!..
YESTERDAY I HAD MY WEEKLY VISIT FROM MY PSYCHIATRIC NURSE JUSTIN...HE LOOKS LIKE A THROW BACK FROM EAST 17...FRESH OUT OF HIS LEARN DIRECT HOME PSYCHOLOGY COURSE...(HE HAS THE CERTIFICATE TO PROVE IT) WE USED TO FIGHT A LOT AS HE TRIED TO MAKE ME WEAR THIS HORRIBLE WHITE STRAIGHT JACKET...WHITE!!!...IS SIMPLY NOT MY COLOUR...SO I HAD MY GOOD FRIEND ROBERT CAVALLI MAKE ME THIS LOVELY BLACK CASHMERE ONE WITH DIAMOND ENCRUSTED BUCKLES, ALTHOUGH IT DOES TEND TO ITCH ON HOT DAYS...ANYHOO ITS JUSTINS JOB TO INTEGRATE ME BACK INTO THE COMMUNITY, WHAT WITH ALL MY PAST MISDEMEANOURS...IE; DIRTY DEALINGS WITH COUNCILLORS/ROCK STARS.. BLACKMAIL..VICTORIAN PORN..MY ILLEGITIMATE CHILD CHESSNEY FROM CORRIE WHO I SOLD ON E-BAY FOR £3..VARIOUS RELIGIOUS GROUPS SPESH THE MORMONS/JCLS..THE WOMENS INSTITUTES HATRED OF ME INFACT ALL THE WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS OF THIS TOWN HATE ME AS IVE HAD AFFAIRS WITH ALL OF THEIR MEN...WELL NOT ALL ONLY THE GOOD LOOKING ONES NOT THE CHINLESS WONDERS OR THE CLIFF CLEFT PALLET RICHARD LOOK-A-LIKES...MY DALLIANCE WITH THE 6TH REICH/WITCHCRAFT/TLAC/AND MY CAMPAIGN TO BRING DOWN RICHARD ATTENBOROUGH...SO I HAVE A LOT OF BAD VIBES HEADING MY WAY AS JUSTIN AND I WALK SIDE BY SIDE CUFFED TO ONE ANOTHER...SO WE DO WHAT WE ALWAYS DO WE HEAD FOR THE NEAREST GRIEF HOLE FOR A LIQUID LUNCH I SELL HIM SOME OF MY PRO-VALLYS THEY ARE THESE PROSAC BASED VALLIUM TABLETS I SCORED OFF THE INTERNET..THEY TURN YOUR PISS BLUE BUT YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK!.....THEN I GET JUSTIN TO OPEN UP TO ME WITH ALL HIS PROBLEMS.....POOR JUSTIN HE'S HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME AT THE MOMENT...THE BED WETTING HAS STOPPED AND HE DOESNT THINK HE CAN GO ON THE X-FACTOR AND SING LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ANYMORE...BUT HIS LOVE LIFE IS IN TERMOIL..TRYING TO JUGGLE 3 GIRLFRIENDS AT ONCE..ONE IS PREGNANT CLAIMING HE'S THE FATHER, ANTHER IS A TRANSEXUAL NYMPHOMANIAC THE OTHER ONE IS A PSYCHOTIC CONTROLING BITCH WHO BEATS HIM UP REGULARLY..SO WE HAVE A FEW VODKA BASED PINTS OF BROWNALE AND AFTER AN HOUR OR SO OF JUSTIN CRYING ON MY SHOULDER..I GIVE HIM ALL THE ADVICE I CAN.."DUMP THE PREGNANT BITCH! ...GET THE SNIP!...AND LEAVE THE COUNTRY...GO TO THAILAND AND BECOME A RENT BOY THE WAGES ARE MUCH BETTER THAN PYCHIATRIC NURSING ..PLUS YOU MIGHT GET TO MEET GARY GLITTER..SAME TIME NEXT WEEK JUSTY BABE I SAY IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR...
posted by gypsy noir at 8/16/2006
73 Comments:
coming to thailand was the best thing ever..met gary..im covered in glitter.
i wont ask how...just get your ass back for next weeks appointment!...minus the glitter...
Don't worry Gypsy, I'll send him back without the glitter. It's not ll gold here you know
That's right Justin, find your own safe haven and don't come barging in here either
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Gypsy! What a clssy strait jackt that must be...only you could be insane with such class...Brill
Justin, all that glitters is not Gary..get back for your appointment with Gypsy immediately. She's waiting for you down the pub.
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