GYPSY WARS!!...

AS YOU CAN SEE THERE HAS BEEN SOME UNREST IN THE GYSY NOIR CAMP..LAST NIGHT WE WERE SWOOPED ON BY THE LOCAL CONSTABULARY...WE WERE HAVING A BIT OF A SHINDIG...LARGE AMOUNTS OF MOONSHINE WAS CONSUMED...OK SO 2 PEOPLE DIED IN THE BARE KNUCKLE BOXING CHAMPIONSHIPS BUT MAD JOE LINES (89) AND ULFRIK (10) KNEW WHAT THEY WERE GETTING INTO....THE POLICE TOOK LARGE AMOUNTS OF RUBBER TYRES..CLOTHES PEGS..UNLUCKY CHARMS... YELLOW DUSTERS...KNUCKLE DUSTERS...AND DOGS OF A DUBIOUS NATURE...THE YORKSHIREMASTIFFS AND LABRADOBERMANS ARE BEING HELD AT THE LOCAL DOGPOUND FOR QUESTIONING OF THEIR PEDIGREE STATUS AND WINNERS OF CRUFTS CERTIFICATES...AS YOU CAN SEE THE FAT FACED LOUTISH ARSEHOLE DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER JOHN PRESCOTT HAS BEEN CAMPAIGNING FOR OUR RIGHTS ..THIS IS ONLY BECAUSE WE HAVE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF HIM IN A COMPROMISING POSITION WITH A ONE LEGGED PROSTITUTE AND A DONKEY IN A BASQUE...THE REPORT IN THE SUNS SLANDEROUS RIGHT WING/LEFT WING/RIGHT WING PAGES READ-"GYPSY NOIR HAS GONE TO FAR THIS TIME THIS IS THE THIRD PARTY THIS WEEK ..THE LOCAL TAX PAYING RESIDENTS HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE GYPSY SCUM BLIGHTING THEIR BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPES PLUS THE PEGS DONT WORK! THEY ALWAYS SNAP WHEN YOU HANG YOUR WASHING OUT WITH THEM"...NOW I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'VE NOT SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS SINCE THE JULIUS STREICHER NAZI CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE JEWS!!...SO WE ARE NOW ON SOME FAR FLUNG LAYBY JUST OFF THE M179...OH AND IF YOUR INTERESTED THERE WILL BE A SHINDIG AS PLANNED TONIGHT...BRING A BOTTLE AND BALACLAVA...CHIN CHIN...