A NEW LEAF~~~
my failure to sell my blog has brought me to a stark reality..that my blog and its contents was just pure fetid filth ive grossly abused it to meet my own degenerate comedy ends..since this epiphany i have decided to change my ways ...it started yesterday when i found god..he was in boots trashing the shelves of birth control pills condoms and senakot??....he said your gypsy noir aren't you ive read your blog and your going straight to hell as fast as my re-enforced jesus sandals can boot you..oh my god i said is there anything i can do to redeem myself...change your ways its not to late the newsagents is still open go forth and buy a copy of womans weekly...so armed with 40p i did..ive changed my look...no more pvc/stockings and 5-6in heels..i now wear m&s regulation knickers...floral print dresses..ive even started wearing a bra 30-a....and Eou de toilette spray lavender...i went to church and resisted the urge of the new fit vicar who looks like cat stevens and i have on good authority is hung like the store horse..of course the womens institute welcome me with open arms now..im a firm member of the whist drive and flower-arranging contingent...as you can see from the pics above...i also got a call from changing rooms nonce lawrence Llewellyn-bowen...he said my blog was a rat infested slum...the cheeky twat!!....so its getting an overhaul..ive had interesting convos today with bill gates and richard branson..both negotiating with me at the same time...97-98-99-..alright a pound!...oh by the by the flowers you see above are what i did for the local counsilor who just popped his clogs..a fitting tribute i should say old bean...all this is said with a firmly supressed grin...
posted by gypsy noir at 8/17/2006
95 Comments:
Hmm...some of us liked the old leaf.
-AM
fear not anne marie needs must but the old gypo tart isn't that far away..
Who is the Bowen guy? thought he was a young Hugh Grant for a sec! - those Addy people will stop at nothing to sell tuperware! so transparent! So how much for the bucket?
No worry about your Blog, from what I've seen before - filth it's not - more like creative gold. And hey, I'm impressed you recognized my version of Angus. Glad to be around when dear old sis is busy visiting Mum and Dad (she stayed two weeks, me only one).
Lannio
ps: if this doesn't make too much sense, blame the red wine.
A new leaf? Let's not turn over too much Gypsy...you'll only confuse yoruself...still it'll be entertaining to see how you can twist all that virtue around for a post or two...
BTW aren't you supposed to be a witch? If so, the WI should suit very well...;-)
In that case, a new broom sweeps.....I'll leave you to finish that off...lol.
Glad to see the old noir is still on form anyway xx
Hi Gypsy,
I don't think your blog is filthy! I would hate to see your blog in someone else's hands.
laurence Llewellin-bowen is a perfumed ponce alicia..the buckets on e-bay for $1000. well it has graced my blog you know..lannio you make perfect sense id get my money back on that red wine if i were you..a new broom sweeps till you smash it over someones head then its firewood..dont worry mon petit metal..i shall endeavour to put it in the hands of some other depraved lunatic...
your right val they are witches...but my magic is kinda special like the class i was in at school...its thundering and lightning here right now..torrential rain...my blog is leaking..water water everywhere but not a drop to think...
LOL Gypsy, was your class one for special needs?..;-)
Oh dear, we're back on the water problems again are we..leaking blogs now? Where's that derelicte chic marine of yours when you need him...I'll send Argee Bargee over..he knows about leaks...leaking bottoms, dykes, blogs and everything...that's when he's stopped singing "where do you go to my boatie, when you're alone in your lock"..lol
PS We've had some real Heathcliffe style storms here too..never seen such rain..
yes val it was special needs..ive tried calling the dm's out but they are all practicing their stripper/dance routine for the local bikes hen party tonight..ooh heathcliff storms now theres a lush image to while away this day with..
Gypsy,
Thanks for the endorsement about my novel, sweetie. Did you manage to finish it, or are you still slogging through it?
Bring back the filth!
Cheers,
AM
PMSL @ the blue rinse bregade!
I feel much safer around you now - for as long as it lasts (sighs).
Since when did real DcM's do stripper dances for hen parties..OMG Heathcliff, Neil, Johnny...even Bob! what will this do to your image?
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Gypsy, I can send you dykes to do the hen party job...he he...fingers and all!
Oh my GOD, tea and crumpets with the ladies? Flowered dressed and NO 5 inch heels? Have you taken up knitting too?? Nooo!!! What's happening?? WHAT'S HAPPENING!?!?? *room swirls around my head, getting dizzy..... dizzy......*
Who needs a new leaf. In my world all I need is a bowl of fresh food and another one of fresh water. I'll never understand my servant's races antics. Hummph
anne marie im still reading it as i always get engrossed when i start NOTHING GETS DONE..so i choos my times carefull..this just proves how good it is..i look forward everytime to reading the next bit...ok towlie ill haul me sad ass to ya blog..lol..koos i cant promise anything so enjoy the "safety while you can...bootsie ive died my hair again tonight ..no blue insight...val im worried now that i might get slung out of the WI...and my flower arranging busines is just kicking off aswell..noooo..not the dykes! yikes!!!...mary beth i love crumpets and jam..i knit a jumper once in the 80's ..pink and grey..i wore it as the shortest mini dress in exsistence...i have the pics to prove it...king leopold hmmm wonder who you belong to .."watson lets look at the clues"...
That Lawrence.....so hot right now (in Mugatu voice)
is it the magnum look?
Hmmm more blue steel methinx
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