SAY HALLO TO MY LEETAL FIEND!....YES FIEND..
AT LAST EXCLUSIVE PICS HOT OFF THE WEBCAM THIS MORNING OF NONE OTHER THAN CAPTAIN NIPPA NOIR MY 12 YEAR OLD BLACKHEARTED YORKIE OF THE NORTH SEAS...DONT BE FOOLED BY THE CUTENESS FACTOR OF THIS MUT HE IS A SELF SERVING EGOTISTICAL MANIAC!...HE SMOKES CUBAN CIGARS ROLLED OF THE THIGHS OF POODLES...ALMOST DEAF DUMB AND BLIND HE STILL THINKS ITS CLEVER TO ATTACK ALSATIANS, BULL MASTIFFS ETC...HE'S OBSSESSIVE AND CALCULATING..HE HATES ROLF HARRIS AND EATS CAT FOOD...MIXED UP OR WHAT!!!...
posted by gypsy noir at 8/04/2006
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And he eats truckers...I've seen those ads too...or is it the other way round?...lol...
He looks very bright and full of beans Gypsy..what a cutie! Reminds me of my Shitzu who also thought he was a rottweiler and would take on anything..he even lost an eye in a fight..lol..died at the grand old age of 16, terrorising the local mice to the last!
So glad the parcel arrived safely..now the lines have been opened who knows what will be wigning your way....
I love Aslan... wee hamster that he is... all the way from Narnia, no less!
Your wee Yorkie looks roflerocious...
Hmmm... he hates Rolf Harris?
Rolf only tied kangaroos down - did Nippa take offense?
Did I ever tell you I had a deaf, dumb and blind pig (of the guinea type) that I named Tomasina?
She was born that way... I think because her father was her brother/granfather/cousin/uncle...
...guess what... we called her tommy for short...
bet you saw that coming
he's got plenty energy val but he's lazy..his best friend is a crocodile who wheres human shoes...aslan you little rodent...get back up the pipe!..dale billy ray jim dick...but they dropped the dick when he became a woman...
""IT WAS TUPPERWARE PARTYS! YES! YES! HONEST IT WAS!......""
ok, before i start on the dog, thought i might comment on this. tupperware?? My arse. Please admit it was Ann Summers parties. PLEASE!
Ok the dog... looks mental, enough said.
Ann Summers?
lol dale its a raunchie undewear and sex toys company...delbut it was tupperware..
i should have said the croc wore human skin shoes
oh val my mum had a shitzu called track..it died of a broken heart after my mum died...my brother found it stiff as a board by her bed..>:0(..
What's Delbut on about now?...
Gypsy, i had to laugh about your mum's Shitzu...sorry...but i'm still spluttering at the memory of my mum's great dane. He died in a valuable antique chair and by the time she found him, she couldn't get him out of it...so they buried the dog in the chair!....I still hose myself at that..
By the way, no one's mentioned your paint on glasses..very noir my dear Gypsy!
Do you remember the yorkie bar ads?
I'm really sorry about your mum's shitzu...bad vallyP for laughing, bad, bad, bad...;-(
val im in stiches about your mums dog now..lol..buried in the chair...yes the truckers with the yorkie bars oh i get it now..thats my make-up noir style..
voila!!!
I see you have applied a new face...
I will do me best to blog from Mum and Dad's.
...I'd miss you guys, too!
lol
A bed board and a chair!
yeah he has cataracts in both eyes...he looks like grasshopper from kung-fu...angus im sure you will play when the dales away..
Hi Gypsy,
so how's Alfie reacting to the beastie boy?
He looks darling. In a fiendish way, that is...
Cheers,
AM
Who's friend??
Hi Gypsy,
I still think he's cute.
I like the way you did your eye make-up, it looks really cool.
RE: THE EARTHQUAKE POST:
Yeah lol Gyppo you old cad! A rip off of an email sent to you by me and sent to me by my ginger mate with glasses who works for the MOD, that he found on a website by some dude Binary Slate!! To be precise!!!
lets get things nice and sparkling clear... originaly some scroat sent it to me..i sent it to you...you sent it to your chav mates including ginger cal...i lost it and you sent it back!..lol..oh this is just a saga now...
anne marie..theres alway tension brewing with nippa and any of the cats..alfie likes to play mind games with nippa..
God, your postman must have a hard time of it.....!! He looks a little demonic, poor old thing, due to his age, I'm sure. You've got the most interesting bunch of creatures in that house of yours!!
Awww, how sweet that your Mum's dog couldn't live without her! I'm in stitches about Val's dead dog story, though! Dead dog stuck in a chair - HA! - you can't make that stuff up. :)
Excuse me you insect!!!!! It wasn't ginger cal or my chav mates what I got it from this time, actually when you asked me to get it for you this time, it was ginger Dicky from Durham who really does work for the MOD who gave me the link!
And thats scrote* not scroat lol ;-P xxx
I think your daughter needs a slapped arse for being so cheeky. CAN I DO IT?????
HOW VERY DARR YOU!!! LOL
Mam just reading your other post... Your local slot machine friends 15 year old daughter called her baby Chardonnay not Mercedes lol oh and I forgot to say I saw Toms brothers wife in ASDA with her 3 lol Kieron, Brooklyn and Sienna PMSL!:) xx
more than one ginger friend!..YOUR NO DAUGHTER OF MINE!!!...sporn of satan desist this gathering of gingernes or i will disown you and send you back to the orphanage..ok scrote!delbut spank her for me... ..ah mary beth he hates the milkman too..yes vals dead dog in a chair had me creased up too..
gypsy.. you know your other post.. the one with the contraption to keep taht kids eyelids PINNED WIDE OPEN? well i just had a diagnostic sleep study done and aside from this they also shoved a spiny hard plastic thing up my nose......
Right. Now. Chaz, I have to come in here in support of your mum. She DID mention that the 15 year old slot machine's daughter was called Chardonnay..Chardonnay Mercedes to be precise! AND, I don't know how big you are but don't you think it would be fairer to pick on a mum your own size? What about the slot machine for starters! I mean, really...(spluttering with righteous indignation)..if my Jo and Mo talked to me like that they'd be banished to places like the Hague...or South Africa...oops..ummm..thy're there already aren't they...well, so you see what happens when your too cheeky...lol
yes! chantal everything auntie val says (she says hiding behind val)...shes 5ft7 val picking on a poor defenceless miniscule like meself..
Defenceless?? Hitler was under 5ft, I rest my case.....
Anyway she picked on me first calling me a scrote and in my condition as well!!! Nothing for it I shall retaliate with the worst insult ever...
GRANNY NOIR!!!
OUCH!!!!!! Chaz! That we really below the belt, that! The dreaded 'G' word...oooo, Gypsy, think we'd better regroup for a bit. She fights dirty this one!
Psst, maybe you'd better say sorry for the scrote bit and act on your injured dignity! Then get Delbut around.....lol
PS How come Chaz is so tall? My Jo's 5'8 and Mo is about 5'7 but I'm about 5'5 so I'm not that much smaller
Chaz, in your condition my love, you shouldn't be getting so wound up anyway...so for your twinkle's sake, give your mum a bloggy huddle and think of all the goodies you're in for!! Don't risk losing those!!
And you should know..the G word can send us into total and apopleptic collapse..me too...lol
((ding ding))...round 3 ..val she has over stepped the mark with the dreaded G word...but taking in to consideration the twinkle on board im prepared to apologize for the scrote insult..(er hum mutters sorry) her father was 6ft4 so that explains her height...and i take the point about hitler as he was my height and i have been likend to a cross between adlof and anne robinson...could be worse ...could have been..celen deon and ronnie corbut...val i thankyou for your coming to my defence here as i think i would have been seriously damaged by the bill for therapy needed to get me over this...
apoplectic collapse...wow val ive never heard that before...should i order one on-line..
ROFL Gypsy! You..a cross between Hitler and Anne Robinson..lolololol..nooooooo!
Yes, apoplectic collapses are very useful in times of stress..
if you order now, you'll not only get this lovely version in purple rage, but you'll ALSO get three weeks of free catatonic fits as well!
oh catatonic fits too..god ive never lived val ill get the plasy out and order one..purple sounds devine one of my fave colours..lol..
Catatonic despair going on eBay for £6.99 if thats any good??
*LOL* You 3 have me in stitches again! That "Granny Noir" comment was below the belt..but hilarious in its own right, I'm afraid...!
Nooo, Chaz! This one's for free if you buy the apopleptic collapse, but only the purple rage version...ane what's more you can buy it NOW for just €2,99!!!!!
PS Gypsy, there's some more Africa for you when you want it!
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