WHAT MAKES YOU TICK
RIGHT HERE GOES...THE CLOCK ON MY MICROWAVE IS 1 MINUTE FAST...THE CLOCK ON MY COOKER IS 3 MINUTES FAST...THE CLOCK ON THE SITTINGROOM WALL IS 12 MINUTES FAST...THE CLOCK ON SKY TV TELLS THE RIGHT TIME..(I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THAT!)...THE RADIO-ALARM CLOCK IS 5 MINUTES FAST...AND THERES A 32 YEAR OLD CLOCK ON MY BEDROOM WALL THAT HAS BEEN STOPPED FOR ABOUT 12 YEARS NOW...BUT IT TELLS THE RIGHT TIME TWICE A DAY AS *I *POINTS OUT IN WITHNAIL & I...JIM CROCE PUT TIME IN A BOTTLE...ER STRANGE...IVE GOT 3 WATCHES ALL BROKEN..I WORE ONE FOR YEARS BUT WHEN PEOPLE ASKED THE TIME IT WAS ALWAYS 10 TO 2..SO I WOULD SAY 10 TO 2 WHAT EVER TIME IT WAS...IVE GOT A CALENDAR IN THE KITCHEN WHICH IS A YEAR OUT OF DATE...BUT IT STILL WORKS..YOUR JUST A DAY BEHIND...YET IM A PERFECT TIME KEEPER IF I NEED TO BE READY OR SOMEWHERE FOR A CERTAIN TIME I WILL BE..IM NEVER LATE...BUT AS WE ALL KNOW TIME IS IRRELEVANT!...ANYONE GOT THE TIME...I HAVENT.....{PS}..I EVEN BUNG THE SPEAKING CLOCK THE ODD FAVOUR TO TELL ME THE WRONG TIME..LOL...
posted by gypsy noir at 8/09/2006
23 Comments:
A melted clock makes me tick! The clock is ticking, I must go, my heart is beating like a fucked clock!!! LOL xxx
Oh yeah guys and by the way, I have grown up with this bizzarre theory of hers that she is "cheating time" somehow, and she wonders why i am always late for things!!! Time for a change??? (sorry @ pun)
Isn't it amazing how flexible time can be?
Time can pass slowly or quickly, we can fill it up or whittle it away, we can stretch it or compress it, it can disappear or be in our face, we can use it wisely or not, we can create the time or use it as an excuse to avoid getting things done.
Next time, last time, in time, out of time, make time, lose time, on time, late...
I stole that from a previous post of mine.
Hey it's my half birthday today - speaking of time passing all too quickly...
oh yes sorry chantal i did confuse you somewhat in your growing up with my cheating time theory..but you adjusted well..well apart from your phobia to getting up on time..dale!! happy half unbirthday...i see you brought your sidekick wiv ya! the little scoundrel...
you my dear angus are a septic scrote!..
lol oh god do i have to explain..ok ...the bit of skin that attaches your ..no i better not..lets just strike that...lol..
Blimey o'riley! I just go off and do a bit of teaching for a few hours...ok well, more than just a few...time's relative, or so I hear..lol...and see what happens. Talk about time slipping away ...and getting up to no good!
yippedidoo! It's Dale and the other Dale! Great to see you!!!! I miss you Dale! There's no one to do the night shift on Gypsy's blog for me to wake up to now...Boo hoo
val!! and what time do you call this?..ACTIon>>> TAPS FOOT..yes our dale and her toy boy were here on their little jaunt out tonight...
If you turned the stuck watch upside down, you could pretend it was, like, 20 past eight, or something. Or 20 to 4.
So you saw where i was hiding ay?
What you think of the coat? Bought it special for the job
PMSL yes mam Loopy has taken up residence with Janice from Gatesheeed and her 2 kids and has settled in great, she is now Jem, the Loop is no more!
Angus a llama? Mam shall we calmallamadown calmallamadeep down in the ocean... ill let you finish
Deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle.. Sitting in a tight place.. Laughing like a monkey arm.. Pulling like a China boy.. Carraway carraway carraway noise.. Boing.. chika masala.. Boing.. chika masala.. oh tooth tooth...yes delboy i used to wear it upside down too..just for a change..yep the macs fine needs more stains though to look authentic..
..I don't accessorize... I'm Howard Moon... There's a simple truth to me...
Yes a simple truth to you Gypsy not like Delbut, he visually noisy, like a brass band under a wig, i'm gunna take him out to dinner with mr and mrs pain, ill be all over him like angry moss, better still, like a flannel, dont you worry! Oh and new blog by the way homáge to the fantastic Gigi, tea and your uprising of cup handles... :-)
Soup soup a tasty soup soup a spicy carrot and corriander, CHILLI CHOWDER, CROUTON! CROUTON! Crinchy friends in a liquid broth, I am gespechio oh.......
pmsl @ crinchy ...I meant crunchy friends lol
hey crinchy??? i like it lol x
i am a summer soup umm..mee so mee so..fighting in the tojo.. mee so mee so..oriental prince in the land of soup!!...just had a listn to your Gigi D'Agostino - L'amour Toujours..kewel choon...bla bla bla i like ..yay..
Here I am!!! S'mee...Valleeee! Sorry Gypsy, it's even later than you thought! But then, time IS on your side, no?
Had a very busy day, and of course, am always 11 to your 10...got a bit out of the loop myself, but will be back on track tomorrow.
Had my head in a book so to speak!
PS, How's the great British resolve and spirit after today's drama?
Ah Val, I've always wondered where you and Koos stood in the vast time of things...
I am now 2 hours closer to all of you - yes you too, Delbut.
Or am I less in the past?
Or are you all less in the future?
Last year when we went to Fiji we left on 4th August overnight and arrived on 6th August.
We totally missed 5th August!
The funniest part is we left at 6:00 p.m. on 15th August and arrived in LA at 2:30 p.m. the afternoon before the evening before we left...
Oh how I love time travel!!
Wow - Heathrow is certainly in an uproar!
half past twenty two here val..what drama???..its all one step further to time travel this time zone difference dont you know..heathrow???...
It's 2 hairs past the top freckle on my watch...lol...my old watch stopped at 9.30 two years ago and I never replaced the battery!
Yet I'm also fanatical about being on time! I also hate it if people keep me waiting! They're stealing my life let alone my time...sounds harsh hey?..well, I can be! he he
Click on the Gigi links at the side the bottom one is a sterling example of camp gayness at its most fabulous - i love Super!!!
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