WITCH HUNT!...
WELL AS YOU CAN SEE YOUR POOR OLD GYPSY HAS BEEN HUNTED DOWN AND SENT TO TRIAL BY THE WITCH FINDER GENERAL *PRES BUSH*...HE SET ME UP...JUST CAUSE I WENT TO THE NEWSPAPERS ABOUT OUR ALLEGED AFFAIR...HE WENT ON LIVE TV AND SWORE HE DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ME..THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!..HE BLOODY DID! I HAVE THE DRY CLEANING BILL TO PROVE IT...ALL OVER MY ROBE IT WAS...WELL MR BUSH..LIES YOU CAN COVER UP... BUT THE TRUTH WILL RUN AROUND NAKED..LOL..BIT LIKE YOU THE NIGHT I INITIATED YOU IN TO THE WAYS OF THE CRAFT...ER I MEAN TUPPERWARE...YOU ARE A HIGH PRIEST OF THE
FreezeSmart™ 14 Pc. Collection-->CHILL OUT AND SAVE 60% ON FREEZER STORAGE...AND THAT THING WE DID WITH THE MICRO PITCHER SET IS ENOUGH TO MAKE A PRO BLUSH...I SHALL DENY ALL ACCUSATIONS OF BEING A WITCH THIS IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE...JUST CAUSE I HAVE 2 BLACK CATS ...A BROOMSTICK WHICH FAILED ITS MOT...2 CAULDRONS (THEY ARE PLANT HOLDERS!) VARIOUS DRIED UP ANIMALS..I MEAN HERBS...AND CAN PUT A SPELL ON ANYONE AT 50 PACES...DOESN'T MAKE ME A WITCH!...I MERELY CONVINCE PEOPLE THEY NEED USELESS TUPPERWARE ITEMS THEY WILL NEVER USE...OK...OH AND THAT IS NOT A PENTACLE TATTOO ON MY BUTT...ITS A BIRTH MARK...TIS MR BUSH WHO IS THE WITCH, TIS HE WHO IS IN LEAGUE WITH THE DEVIL...BURN THE BASTARD BUSH I SAY!!!......SO MOET BE.....
AHA! HA! HA! HA!.....JUST HAD A THOUGHT...AND THE BLAIR-WITCH TOO...GET IT BLAIR WITCH PROJECT...NO?... TONY BLAIR?.NO?..OK OK ILL GET ME COAT..
posted by gypsy noir at 8/13/2006
40 Comments:
I believe you're innocent Gypsy. It is Bush who is the witch!
The sun is shining today...I'm off to find the real culprit...welll maybe that's too far! Okay so a bit of inflitration will have to do instead..;-) Brill
Gypsy!! As Alecia said, you put the mod in modest. your creativity outshines us all...;-))) big smiles xx
Hmm the burning bush, like the sound of that. Well enjoy your stinking pie that you dont even like but are cooking anyway lol and I shall endure lunch even though i feel extremely sick indeed, although theres one thing to keep us going and thats Dancing Raoul.....check out new blog, HAHAHA if you thought you hated the cookoo, your gunna cringe to death with "Yo Ladeeez!" xx
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they dowsed me in holy water...it burns izz..>:0(...the swines!..dont mention the stinking pie i shall be binning mine yuk!!..
Yes, he is a witch and surrounded by his witch bretherin in his snow white house....trying to hide it... he dances with brooms and conjures up evil spells to cast on poverty-stricken nations by candlight in the attic...I think perhaps he also wears women's clothing when nobody is looking....
your right mary beth..he insisted on wearing my re-enforced tupperware thong...he stretch it out of all recognition...
Reinforced thong? I think Raoul has mine on! Defo stretched beyond redemption on the diving board!
I worked out how to do me aan sound clips check it oot!! x
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I always knew he had a thing for plastic kitchenwares...I heard some of the kitchen staff have caught him late at night romancing the Tupperware salad spinner....completely unbeknownst to his wife, of course....they wouldn't reveal what awful things he does with the salt and pepper shakers.....
And, God, eeeww....burn that thong.
i was going to make an ashtray with the thong...very art noir...that poor salad spinner i think it sued him for sexual harasment..
What's there to be innocent of...?
I'm sure you could have sold that ashtry on Ebay and made a killing...the salad spinner is in therapy...probably will be for the rest of it's useful life...and the rest of the cutlery and plastic keepables are quivering in their boots in the kitchen...some staff are locking the cupboards at night to try to avoid his reign of terror...and the staff tries desperately to keep this sick, twisted fetish out of the press... "Sit and Spin: The Untold Story of Cookery and Carnage at the Whnite House" the headline will read....
guilty of being a witch dale and not a tupperware advisor...mary beth ..pmsl...sit and spin..my mind is awash i cant function anymore i need to read the exposé..dubya bush is indeed a sick perve of the utensil kind..
YOUR RIGHT OF COURSE...its worse being a plastic seller...like something from the stepford wives..lol..
Hmm, I am reading Ian Rankin's first ever novel right now, all about witches. Must be the recurring theme for the week...
You need a sign on your broomstick that reads: My other car is a Cadillac. That might throw them off the scent.
Cheers,
AM
Who is the blog administrator? And why was my post removed :-S
Oh and have you seen what Mary Beth said about Raouls thong pmsl hahaha! x
lol anne marie or a sign saying my other broomsticks a dyson...sounds like a good book also..
Re: Your question in the BMX post....Indeed I was Gyppo, a tweedy old crow ;-)
2 CAULDRONS (THEY ARE PLANT HOLDERS!
gypsy you crack me up
~Lace~
What we need here is Moses...he was pretty good at burning bushes...lol
...and Mary Beth...wow...I didn't know you knew so much about the 'other' side of tupperware parties...;-)
Hi gypsy queen, I'm back..! Tell you all about it soon. We found some brilliant diamonds, but not in Antwerp....
There's an SA report about this famous disgraced cricketer Hansie Cronje who flew his plane into the bush near a town called George in the W Cape. It was pronounced to be suicide.
It was later reckoned that he was actually hired by Al Quaeda to fly a suicide mission into George Bush...
...but he got the instructions wrong. Later investigations report that he was dyslexic...
;-P
Perve of the utensil kind? *LOL*!
Blair-Witch - *L*! I LOVE that! What a match made in heaven they are.
And, Val, I don't know ANYTHING about the darker side of Tupperware...*ahem*....I mean.... it's just what I've heard, of course...yes...that's it...what I've heard.... *looks around suspiciously*
With the expose, we will need photos...but I just ate supper and thinking of Bushie in a thong, plastic or otherwise, makes me want to hurl.....I hope he doesn't wear the edible-underwear kind.... *gag* Let's hope Tupperware doesn't release a line of women's lingere.....that could get ugly...
...ok chants mums the word..hi velvet..val lol at your joke...yes its worrying me somewhat at mary beths knowledge of the sins of tupperware...oh diamonds eh?..ill have a flick through my bushgate file and see if i can find a pic of him in a thong spesh for you mary beth..lol..
OMG..the idea of Mr B in a Tupperware thing..LOL
Gypsy, you'd better make sure you get past the censors with that one! They'll ban you for life...lol...can't wait to see it!
he he ...val i been thrown out of better places..anyway elric has my ass covered ...lol...
ROFL look on your jesus post at the last comment ;-)
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PMSL im lauhging at me aan posts noo lol @ the dj adie h post lol *slams fist
Wanna get hiiigh???
He he check out Davviths (Levi link) new post bout Rolley lolol and no Towelie for christ sake she doesn't wanna get high with you, you're a towel!!
You're a towel!
Hmmm Gypsy, my blog's doing wierd things..have you set a spell on it, huh?
Maybe you are a witch after all...he he....;-) can i make you a cool pointy hat?
loved your comment on Koos's blog..brill..lol
By the way, I thought towels were meant to be dry...lol
*LOL* I'd LOVE to see a pic of him in a thong... Who's sexier? Bush in a thong, or Raoul?? *L*
val id only put a good spell on your page ill go check it out work some magic....a pointy hat would be cool..bent at the top of course...mary beth thats a hard one as they both repulse me..oh it would have to be rauol as naff as he is..you?..
Hi Gypsy!
I'm still here...
...not much time to blog, but I'm at me brother's place and he's got a faster computer.
You're not a witch Gypsy, you're a bloody Sherlock Holmes! What I want to know is where is Watson?
RAOUL!!!! 100% Oh and Val i dunno whats up with towelie all he wants to do is get high and play on the playstation every day, i might try and have a word
Knocky knocky, who dere? Raoul dere, yeeess??
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