BURQA ME!!!...
THIS WAS THE POSTCARD I SENT HOME FROM MY RECENT WEEKEND BREAK WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS FROM THE TUPPERWARE CONTINGENT..WE BOOKED THE CLUB 18-30 PACKAGE AT THE SALUBRIOUS 'HOTEL SHARI'HAS ' IN AFGHANISTAN...UPON ARRIVAL I WAS STRIPPED OF MY GLOW IN THE DARK MICRO MINI DRESS AND FORCED AT GUN POINT IN TO THIS VERY UNFASHIONABLE BURQA...BUT!...IVE HEARD ON THE FASHION HOTLINE THAT THESE WILL BE ALL OVER THE PARIS CATWALKS NEXT SPRING...REMEMBER WHERE YOU SAW IT FIRST...WE HAD TO WALK 3OO MILES TO OUR HOTEL......VERY BASIC ACCOMMODATION IT WAS ...INFACT THE WERE NO BEDS ....CHAIRS...SHOWERS...OH YES WE HAD A BUCKET WHICH SERVED AS A TOILET AND A WASH BASIN...HOW QUAINT!...ANYHOW THE HOLIDAY REP BIN-A NAUGHTY BOY-LADIN WAS SUCH A HOOT..HE HAD SOME STRANGE PARTY GAMES SUCH AS PASS THE PARCEL BOMB...I SPY WITH MY ASYLUM SEEKERS EYE...OH YES TREASURE HUNT..FIND THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION...THE BAR SERVED ONLY MOLOTOV COCKTAILS...THEY TASTED WEIRD...BUT I DID GET PISSED ON IT!...NIGHT TIME ENTERTAINMENT IN THE BAR WAS THIS VENTRILOQUIST *GEORGE BUSH* AND HIS LITTLE DUMMY *TONY BLAIR*...IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN ALL ME DAYS...WE EVEN GOT STONED ONE DAY ON THE BEACH BY THE LOCAL MEN...YOU SIMPLY HAVE TO TRY OUT THE LOCAL CUSTOMS...ALL IN ALL IT WAS A STRANGE ADVENTURE BUT INTERESTING..NEXT YEAR WE'RE PLANNING A WEEKEND BREAK IN..BELAROSKI IN RUSSIA..WHOO HOO CAN'T WAIT...
posted by gypsy noir at 9/22/2006
20 Comments:
Hilarious story, Gypsy! We got stoned...heehee. You're the queen of the double entendres.
It reminds me (seriously) of the movie Kandahar, where women in burqas were having their passport and other official pictures taken...with burqa on.
Thanks for the boost, girlie. I appreciate it.
Cheers,
AM
Ah yes, the return of the burlap wrap... I canna wait.
verification ufnar
you are fucking mental. Great post.
I, personally, enjoy being mental...
*LMAO*! I hope you didn't pay premium for that hotel....a bucket and the 'floor-as-a-bed' would hardly make it onto the 4-star list....
Perhaps they can make you a glow in the dark, micro mini burka? I don't see why one can't be stylish AND gender-opressed at the same time.
The entertainment sounds fab!!! *L*
Anarchy In The North.
Title of your I hope soon to be published book of high quality columns.
But then who am I to suggest a title. It probably sounds pale next to the one you're sure to come up with.
I am very grateful I get to read what you have to say, for free - after all I am Dutch.
Gypsy?
Did you drop your... veil... or... and been arrested for indecent exposure?
Please speak to me - or do I have to watch the daily news to find out who has been abducted in the name of Bin Dare Dun Dat?
hope you feel more positive anne marie..delbut..lol..good thinking mary beth..koos..x..thankyou sweet..dale bin dare dun dat..lol...sorry me old mukka ive had this strange rash inside and outside my eye and ear...bit like shingles..very sore like attatched to the nerve endings...so not been much fun ..slept alot the past few days..as it hurt when i blinked..ive made it go away almost..my eye was so swollen the other day i looked like i done ten rounds with mike tyson..lol...wish id kept the burqa...
Oh Gypsy, so sorry to hear about your eye/ear infection. Does not sound pleasant...
You mean you looked like Robin Givens?
....oooh bad joke.
lol...yes a bit..DALE!!!!
I have met Cliff Richard, many years ago....he played at our local church in Middlesex County. See, that might fit in to the church dream....hmmm?
I don't think I'd want to stay in a hotel like that!
I wouldn't even give that hotel one star.
Ohhh, like your blog, thanks for the comment on mine, and now I have discovered a bit of twisted humour on the net - great! With HST dead, I haven't had a fix in awhile.
PMSL
I hope you're feeling better, Gypsy.
Hugs!
im right as dodgers for this after dale ..tanks..x..
Aye
That's the trouble with you Gypsy - you never do anything interesting.
No - wait - I didn't mean it! Since Neil posted outing me as someone who called him Dull (I DIDN'T!) I am truly paranoid. Joke, Joyce, honest!
Hope the shingly eye and ear are on the mend - sounds ghastly.
Just a thought - the Burqua may have its drawbacks, but you could kiss bad hair days goodbye for ever!
yes the old burqa does have its good points...no make-up..total anonymity..handy when you go to the soup kitchens at night ..get as many bowls as you want..
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