THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
First the *BAD *news....i was arrested the other night for the attempted murder of an unrulely computer...i was held by my local constbulary in custard for 28 hours...i pleaded ineptitude ..so they let me go with a caution...."mind the step"....Now the *GOOD *news...after my stint in custardy and probation order i decided not to assault computy anymore...so i rang my computer fixer upper boy ...computer whizz kid by day...devilish disco by night..true!... he does what he always does..strolls in presses one button and hey! its working again..drat!.......NOW is where the *BEAUTIFUL* comes in...my sister LENA...bought me the most amazing ass kicking flat screen computer as a house warming present for when i get my new place...and its my precious ...she is the most beautiful sister anyone could wish for... we have held each other up through some pretty rough times over the years... and had some amazing laughs along the way...she is the wind beneath my partially damaged wings and i love her with all my heart.... BUT!!!!..i dont know how but ive managed to break my new computer...double oops!!!...computer whizz kid boy has gawn awol and now i need 2 fixing up...bugga!!!..ive had to re-assemble the
old one and am sitting on my wooden floor as we speak...oh woe is me...your humble narrator....
posted by gypsy noir at 9/17/2006
13 Comments:
I was going to say YAY! until I read the ugly.
Maybe you can show Creemie's pic to Alfie and it'll make everyone get some warm fuzzies. Creemie also copied the pic for her own blog, clever girl.
creemie is clever anne marie..send her here she can fix my computer..lol..i saw alfie run off to his computer before.. to send a love note to creemie..hes a smitten kitten...
Sorry to hear you're still fighting the gremlins Gypsy. Your sister sounds like a darling. Have you 'fessed up as to the breakage yet, or are you thinking positive thoughts and assuming all is salvageable?
Honestly, computer whizz-kids these days - there's never one there when you need him, then five come along all at once ...
I'd send you mine but his usual practice is to bash buttons on the keyboard and say "fuck" a lot, and I'm sure you've already tried that.
Oh NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo! That's an excuse for computer rage if ever I heard one. You must be ready to rip the things cable from cable.
I'm afraid my approach is rather like Margie's whizz kid...but mine also involves throwing things around a bit...a lot ....doesn't do much for the pooter, but it's a great feeling!
I'll put out the word for the derelicte chic technical aid department...otherwise known as the life raft dudes...their job is to rescue drowning pooters..;-)
Yum Custard!
Hang on Gypsy!
I'm sending in the marines...derelicte chic, of course...but not all of them - I have to save some dc marines for the home front...
Please watch out for splinters...
Find that computer boy, quick!!
At least, I hope you have a lovely wooden floor your sitting on - so sorry you are still sucked into the quicksand of computer hell.
Oh Dale, I think she's gone...d'you see that mouse floating on the waves? That's where the computer went down...took Gypsy with it....sob...the DCM's were too late....the computer speak finally took them...;-(
OK the Navy Seals then...
hi gypsy,
Thanks for the comment. I really should be a little quicker with responding. It is great to have neil back and producing.
peace,
Gypsyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.....where are youuuuuuuuuuuuu?
whet hey!!..im here...back to haunt you's........suited and booted...
Yippee Gypsy, you're back.
...hopefully to stay, this time!
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