MING FELLOWS...

WELCOME..all to trashingtons most salubrious night spot ..*ming fellows*..thus called as its full of mingers...the bar is open 25/8..you need to have failed rehab at least twice and have an ASBO (anti social behaviour order)..to gain membership..which has a strange initiation ritual to join..you must make love to a disabled sea trout..whilste eating a burnt out bagel full of lemon curd..trust me its an exquisite experience...although the lemon curd is a bit off putting..we have karaoke every night..but ive been banned from taking part since last week when i did my rendition of kate bushes wuthering heights..i found a new musical note called the eff off sharpish in z minor..i didn't break the windows in the pub they melted!...oh but the left hand side of the bi-focal spec wearers shattered..we have the siamese twins strippers on thursdays...but when it comes to whipping off their thongs they always end up in a knot!..theres always a fight at the end of every night...something as simple as..."did you just smile at me and buy me a drink, right outside you twat faced bastard ill have you"...we are the anti-social cripples of the world we pride ourselves on that accolade...if you get mugged upon entry to the pub, take this as a compliment it means we like you, its when you get glassed and set on fire you want to wonder if your membership will be accepted...so if your ever in trashington and you feel like a drink and stuff..(sniff)...you know where to come, give me a shout before hand and ill get you some cheap re-enforced gum shields...chin chin...