OOOPS!!..HEH...
TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD MOON LAST NIGHT..I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HERMMAN GOERING AND THE NAIL VARNISH INCIDENT, ..WAS LYING IN ME BED LAST NIGHT...JUST DROPPING OFF TO DREAM LAND WHEN HERMMAN CAME CRASHING IN TO MY THOUGHTS...WEARING SOME VERY DASHING KNEE LENGTH SS BOOTS...I THOUGHT I WAS IN FOR A GOOD DREAM..BUT NO!..HE WAS MOST DISPLEASED AT MY LEAKING OF SAID INCIDENT WITH THE BITCH FIGHT OVER THE RED NAIL VARNISH..."LOOK HERMMY "I SAID IN A CUTE BUT UNCONVINCING VOICE..."RED IS SIMPLY NOT YOUR COLOUR...I SAVED YOU FROM A BASHING IN VOGUE...I MERELY SUGGESTED YOU TRY THE BLACK ON ONE HAND AS ITS ALL THE RAGE DOWN AT THE NAZI-A-GO-GO CLUB"....BUT NO HE WOULDN'T HAVE IT...SO NOW IM DOOMED TO HERMMAN STORM TROOPING MY SLUMBER ON A REGULAR BASIS...I WOULDN'T MIND BUT WHAT WITH HIS RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS OF THE KNEE MEANS ...NICHT VIEL SPASS!!!!...
posted by gypsy noir at 9/10/2006
20 Comments:
Got everything but the last bit....so...hmmm what's the punchline?...(embarrassed snigger)..;-)
Can I join your dreams? They're much more fun than mine...lol
You have to watch out for those Nazis...they're just so testy about everything. No sense of humour at all.
Tell him he can leave his boots on...
Oh I see Angus beat me to it...
...i thought that was our little secret, A...
But if I know you Gypsy, you'll find a way to make it fun!
The oddest thing happened to me -
Don't know what happened, but I woke up the other morning to find the the nail polish (or varnish in your part of the world) was worn off my toes...
I say boot him out of your bed.
Love the poster!
BTW storm trooping on your dreams is a bit much, though...tell him to tiptoe in future..or off with the boots..he can't it both ways..if he wants the nail varnish too..lol
Good grief! One should never get sick - I missed all the spanking and mooning, and now I come back to Gypsy in bed with Hermann in his jackboots! (You vill enchoy ziss - yes!).
I am reminded, (somewhat reluctantly), of the following:
All sing ...
Hitler had only one big ball
Goering had two but they were small
Himmler had something simmler
And poor old Goebbels
Had no balls at all.
Well, Gypsy?
I say we all hide that piece of England...
LOL Margie!
The word verification is really getting to me tonight - if I didn't have any self esteem I'd think someone was out to get me...
It could be worse. It could have been a dream of me in knee-length fisherman's waders, with trouts poking out the top.
Yeah, what does the last bit mean?
Margie, that's priceless...lololololol!!! Sorry to hear you've been poorly though. Still Gypsy's blog is sure to to be a great pick you up...hey gypsy?
I still don't know what the last line meand though!
Delbut - can I steal that dream? It sounds interesting, and my brain is doing strange things with it already ...
I don't know what the last line means either, but I hoped my vulgarity would distract from my ignorance.
a/dale - let me guess... in Stalingrad?
btw, how many alter egos do you have?
You deserve a better lover than that, my dear.
;-)
Gypsy, have you taken off with Herm...or did he pinch your red nail varnish and you've gone storm trooping after it?
BTW I'm promoting Koos's blog here cos he's too modest to do it himself, but his way of showing his photos has become a materpiece in itself!
Hi Gypsy. I'm responding to the comment you left on my Ram Dass blog post last week - sorry I'm taking so long to get back. I guess people may assume I'm an advocate for rampant recreational drug use or worse, an addict myself, after reading it. Oh well, better that, than a Christian fundamentalist nazi. peace.
I believe Gypsy has stormed off.
wnzstgopive been held capture by hermman!...yes he did keep the boots on...no i lie..ive not been to good past couple days ..virus or summit...dale you get first prize a weekend for two behind the abbitour..NICHT VIEL SPASS ..was indeed not much fun..delbut i hope that was just a trout sticking out the top!!..
I will drag Angus along with me, myself and I...oh wait, tickets for two...I will leave myself and I at home.
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