OUT OF BODY::OR OUT OF TINY MIND..
I ASTRO TRAVELLED ONCE QUITE BY MISTAKE...DONT KNOW HOW I GOT THERE BUT IT WAS AMAZING!..I FOUND MYSELF FLOATING IN SPACE ATTACHED TO THE EARTH BY A CORD..THE SILENCE HIT ME MORE THAN ANYTHING IT WAS LIKE NO SILENCE IVE EVER KNOWN HERE ON EARTH...(apart from when i had my mouth duck taped shut for 3 days)...SO SEEING AS I CANT AFFORD A HOLIDAY THIS CENTURY OR EVEN BE BOTHERED TO GO ON ONE...AND MIND BENDING DRUGS ARE A PART OF MY HIPPIE PAST , I THOUGHT ID ASTRO TRAVEL INSTEAD...SO LAST NIGHT LYING ON MY BED ...BOOK OF INSTRUCTIONS GRASPED FIRMLY IN HAND...I PROCEED THE STEPS NEEDED TO TAKE ME FAR AWAY...NOW THEN NOT TO GO IN TO TO MUCH DETAIL APPARENTLY WHEN YOUR SOUL DETACHES FROM YOUR BODY YOU HEAR A LITTLE POPPING NOISE....FUCK ME!!!!...IT ONLY HAPPEND...MY BODY DETACHED AND I WAS THERE IN THE UNIVERSE....COURSE ONCE THERE I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I JUST SORT OF LET MYSELF BE SUCKED IN...TRAVELLING PRETTY FAST...THIS WAS MY FIRST ATTEMPT AT IT YOU KNOW...I DIDN'T HAVE THE HITCHERS GUIDE WITH ME...THEN I WAS BROUGHT CRASHING BACK DOWN TO EARTH..I FELT SOMETHING TICKLING MY HAND...OPEN MY EYES WITH A START!..IT WAS A LITTLE SPIDER...BASTARD!...SO I HAD TO GET UP AND PUT HIM OUT THE WINDOW...YES HE ASTRO TRAVELLED TOO...IM THINKING OF THE POSSIBILITIES HERE...MY MIND IS FULL OF WICKED INTENTIONS..THE FUN THE FROLLICKS..ER THE LAWSUITS!...AND I DONT HAVE TO LEAVE MY BED...OH AND IF YOU GET A MESSEGE ON YOUR SKY SAYING NO SIGNAL RECEIVED IT PROBS ME...SORRY....
posted by gypsy noir at 9/28/2006
12 Comments:
Why are your ear-infection drugs so much better than mine??? All I got was sleepless nights and the sound of Darth Vader in my head. Believe me, the novelty of hearing yourself say "I am your father" in perfect timbre fades pretty quickly.
Either send me the name of your doctor, or full title, author and ISBN details of that instruction book please.
LMAO!!! Glad your back amongst us!
Do you think flying dreams could actualy be out of body experiences? Hmmmmm? How bout those times you come crashing down to the bed... just like 'The Wo-Man Who Fell to Earth'
Actually spiders love astral traveling - they are attempting to go back to the big web in the sky - many ancient Native legends speak of 'Spider Woman'. Let us know if during your journeys you meet this wonderous creature. I'm curious is she a black widow, regular garden variety or a taratula? What does she eat? Might be food for thought. What does fly mean anyways?
Excellent story again, Gypsy, and so real - was it real?
I woulndn't mind going travelling like that.
Who's the derelicte chic butt?
margie*i don't take legal drugs ..i can't take my doctor seriously, she looks like miss jones from rising damp!... alicia* dreams are out of body ..ever tried lucid dreaming where you arrange to meet someone in the same dream..it works sometime ..i did feel like mr newton..string* ive been called a black widow see a previousish post...hmmm i dont want to get tangled in any web on my travels..as long as i'm not the food she thinks of she can eat what she likes..to fly is to take yourself lightly..koos* its all true i tells ya!...dale* trust you to spot the arse..you man eater you!....
Funny stuff, Gypsy. Cheaper than air travel, and you can bring your gel with you!
Alecia- I kept wondering when Bowie was coming into the tale.
-AM
GEL?..WHAT GEL?... i deny all knowledge of such stuff!..it wasn't mine honest..
Gypsy I want an ear infection/good drugs and I want to go on holiday with you.
...see you in the ether!
I don't eat men... I just lick them.
In your Afghanistan post you mentioned plans to travel to Byelarus.
Mind you, that's the last honest dictatorship in Europe. There you know exactly what you are up against.
Already Ms Condoleezza Rice has mentioned them as terrorist supporters in need of democracy, so it's easy to see how many innocent lives will be lost there, thanks to American bombs and other ways of killing the masses in an otherwise peaceful country.
Before you book your flight, give me a sign, so I can join in. I have an acquaintance in Minsk who speaks and writes English. His name is Oleg and his site is http://www.babinets.com
Like me, he loves Pinsk, the place where he was born and raised. His site is about photography and he loves writing e-mails.
The only tricky thing will be we'll need to explain to him that you are not Val but Gypsy...
dale my response to you is far to naughty to say here so i wont..me you holiday yay!!..koos i looked at that site, classic pictures!..i could always wear a blonde wig very high heels and pretend to be val??
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