THE GYPSY NOIR DEPRECIATION SOCIETY..
ENTER YE WHO HAVE NO FAITH...SPECIAL DISCOUNT FOR SINNERS...THE MANAGMENT REQUEST THE RIGHT TO KICK OUT ANYONE WHO ADMITS TO THE HEINIOUS CRIME OF OWNING OR EVEN WATCHING THE SOUND OF MUSIC AND FINDING IT ENDEARING...OH AND IF YOUR BROTHERS WIFES COUSINS AUNTYS GRANDADS, DAD...HAS BEEN SEEN IN PUBLIC CONVERSING WITH A JEHOVAHS WITLESS ...THEN HIS APPLICATION WILL BE USED AS AN ARSE WIPE AND BURNED IN THE FIRES OF HELL...APART FROM THAT..WELCOME....NO REALLY...DO COME IN...
posted by gypsy noir at 10/28/2006
84 Comments:
ooooh can i get a discount?.
no..bog off alfie, ive seen your secret stash of julie andrews memorabilia..and unless you want me to tell everyone what i caught you doing over it i should make haste my flat faced friend...
The hills are alive with.....OUCH! Jeez, Gypsy, do you have to kick so hard?!
I've shown the road to many Jehovahs witless over the years - that should count for something....
umtbrhib! Oops it was vmtbrhib. Now it's fkwvhdy!
i had a muslim woman in a full gihab with a face veil the lot come round trying to 'spread the word' i spoke to her thru the letterbox i said ''How do you fucking like it?''
Will you accept undervalued currency from the colonies and a frisky cat who can keep Alfie out of trouble with her big amber eyes and clawed extremeties? If so, I'm in.
-AM
... forgive me mother for i have sinned...
The sin has been know to be committed over and over around that C-word time of year...
... please go easy on me.
The hills are not alive - they are stationary rocky bumps with trees on them.
... although they do have a habit of talking back to me when I yell loud enough.
SO WHAT'S MY DISCOUNT?
ooh we have a nice rogues gallery here...i think your all unworthy enough to come in...discount?...the management have the right to forget what they said at any given time...
... I seem to have been able to get in the door for free...
of course dale your just what we need..move along now..
...I'll just go lie on the floor.
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