IM A BLOODY GENIUS!!
NOTHER ONE FOR THE VERY ANNOYING PEOPLE WHO ASK THE TIME....
I HAVE JUST INVENTED THIS SEASONS MUST HAVE FASHION ACCESSORY...THE TIMELESS WATCH..WITH THIS WATCH YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING LATE..OR IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME BECAUSE IT DOESN'T TELL THE TIME!..ALSO IVE LEFT THE TICK IN FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT AND BECAUSE I'M A CRUEL BASTARD!......SO WHEN THOSE ANNOYNG PEOPLE WHO STOP YOU ON THE STREET AND ASK "SCUSE ME HAVE YOU GOT THE TIME"?...YOU CAN LOOK AT YOUR WATCH AND SAY.."NO"!....OF COURSE ILL HAVE TO HAVE IT MANUFACTURED IN TAIWAN...COST OF MAKING ..35PENCE..SELL FOR HMMM..A SNIP AT £235....MOVE OVER BILLY GATES....IF I HURRY MIGHT HAVE THEM IN THE SHOPS AND E-BAY IN TIME FOR CHRIMBO...GO ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE.....
I HAVE JUST INVENTED THIS SEASONS MUST HAVE FASHION ACCESSORY...THE TIMELESS WATCH..WITH THIS WATCH YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING LATE..OR IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME BECAUSE IT DOESN'T TELL THE TIME!..ALSO IVE LEFT THE TICK IN FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT AND BECAUSE I'M A CRUEL BASTARD!......SO WHEN THOSE ANNOYNG PEOPLE WHO STOP YOU ON THE STREET AND ASK "SCUSE ME HAVE YOU GOT THE TIME"?...YOU CAN LOOK AT YOUR WATCH AND SAY.."NO"!....OF COURSE ILL HAVE TO HAVE IT MANUFACTURED IN TAIWAN...COST OF MAKING ..35PENCE..SELL FOR HMMM..A SNIP AT £235....MOVE OVER BILLY GATES....IF I HURRY MIGHT HAVE THEM IN THE SHOPS AND E-BAY IN TIME FOR CHRIMBO...GO ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE.....
posted by gypsy noir at 10/18/2006
41 Comments:
....and no pesky battery to change once a year either! Well....unless they like the meaningless ticking sound, I suppose.... *L*
Interesting concept .... hum, makes me think about a song by the band Chicago
excactly MB...what song lannio?..if you leave me now you'll take away the biggest part of me..my numbers and hands..oops..
"Does anybody really know what time it is (but I'm not Lannio!)"
So now we agree Gypsy: I think you are a genius and so do you!
yes koos..>said with tongue firmly in cheek<..
Just what the (harried western) world needs! Outstanding idea! I'd buy one but I have no ... um ... time ...
Oh... the the time warp again!
YAWN...
Yes! Yes! Yes! I need one. Where do I sign?
I think I also need one saying "Too late", and another for those sunny moods; "Who cares?". Maybe an ambivalent "Whatever" would be nice too, and finally, for my more philosophical moments (stop sniggering - I do have them), "What is time?"
Think you're really on to something here. I'll start saving up.
oh well freethinker theres always time for my products..dale its just a jump to the right...margie..sell one of your daughters on E-bay that should get the cash quicker..
Yes it Licks?
no time
in time
out of time
ahead of time
behind time
lost time
found time
...late
as mick jaguar twice said..time is on your side..yes it is...
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
... actually, time is on my side.
passing time
el passo...lol..
YES!!! Finally a device that takes the wearer of to point zero! ... Into 'the zone' Googalized, to infinity and beyond!, In the Ether! You are bloody genius!!!
No I havn't seen the film... sounds dark! Being that I am still in recovery from Barbarella after 35+ years I don't know if my delicate sensory system can process it!
I noticed that gypsy noir inc is at what used to be 12...is this like North on a compass? Off on the oven? Tock on the Tick?
Why not follow this link
Does anybody really know what time it is? to Chicago and keep wondering what time it is.
Maybe this mp3 should be included in your timeless watch.
alecia it is dark but a good slant on fairies..string i am the wicked witch of the north...yeah like 5 on my dial phone..koos that track smells like jazz..hmm jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft...
The bits I don't get must be very profound or else I'd get them, wouldn't I?
thats the secret of jazz koos...>whispers< your not supposed to get it..
Ahhh, thanks for that Koos! lol Reminds me of my youth in San Fran! EveryTIME I hear it I can't help but snap my fingers simultaniously, shoulders rocking side to side.. hey that makes a tick tock sound! woooo!
it was only a faint whiff of jazz in the breeze..
Gypsy the Good - do you cackle or just bong on the hours?
BONG!! WHO SAID BONG...its not mine honest...
I see the newest addition to your line of accessories - is it he polite way of saying "no time"?
My eyes are getting so bad I can't read my own watch anyway... so who cares what time it is.
...as long as I make the ski lift, mountain biking trailhead and meals on time.
And my boss has this annoying habit of wanting me to be at work on time...
Not "he"... I mean "the"...
...and no, i don't have men on my mind...
no you have them on your elbow licking..dale..
Thanks for the comment on our blog Gypsy... although I must confess it was my other half wot took the picture... not me.
As for your idea, its got merit, aye it does... but you could always just not wear a watch at all and if someone asks just smile blithely and tell them its two freckles past a hair :)
Great minds think alike, I took my watch off today just in celebration of the launch of your watch gyp. I meant gong, gong on the hours, must of been a slip of the finger!
gypsy.. this could be the next *pet rock* of the 2000s.. get a bunch of cheap watches and rip off the hands.. slap *does anybody really know hwat time it is* on the face and sell them on ebay.. im not kiddin!
id buy one
~Lace~
and heres just the site to help!
http://performancing.com/node/152
~Lace~
Yes, but do they do it? Rather does it work figurativly or genuinely?
Ken's all dressed up... now where to go?
The only time I'm concerned about passing - the next 49 days...
;)
jodie ive drawn a watch on my wrist in permanent marker with the words..timeless!.on...checked that site out lace hmm tempting..aha ha! alecia that cracked me up..she's only gawn a put a tank top on ken.lmao..dale ..and counting..
string thanks for the support to my cause ..fuck time i say mine is running out..oh gong..i have a badge from reading festival 76 *saying ive seen gong*..but i was so out of it i never did!..
I want the Fuck Off watch...just love to look at the time with that one - so let's see how about 1000 to start?
ill comission one spesh for you string...free of charge if you pimp its ass..
Well I never did meet a Watch with an ass, have met a few Smart-ass-s tho. How many do I get for free?
you only need one...or i'll push to 2 if you want one on both wrists..
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