ISN'T SHE LOVELY...
Well as you can see from the wedding photo album I wasn't actually at the wedding..chantal stayed with me the night before and I helped her get ready in the morning...the last pic you see of me was in my garden with my sister..shortly after that the fraud squad came storming in and subsequently arrested me for selling chantal on E-BAY the week before to an texan oil millionaire...well I was only trying to secure a future for chantal and myself..I mean was going to explain to her once married to tex she could divorce after 5 years and marry darren with the divorce settlment and of course look after her mam who needs to be kept in the custom she is used to...but it went horribly wrong...tex found out about the wedding to darren and I had to refund the fee of $1000,000 back to tex...damn!..bang goes my sable fur lined bentley...only 2 days left bidding on E-BAY...I nearlly had it!...why the hell did chantal have to meet and marry darren..ok he is lovely and they do make a lovely couple..but come on what am I to do now??...no more children to sell...banned from E-BAY for life...facing years of community service at the local church...flower arranging and digging graves...but i suppose it was all worth it to see chantal and darren so happy..and chantal..I was so proud of you ..how you kept calm and radiated pure beauty on the day....
posted by gypsy noir at 10/11/2006
12 Comments:
Such a well-deserved shout out (our little secret). She's gorgeous.
... just like her mom.
Well you gave it yer best shot - too bad bout ol Tex. LMAO on the post!
Wow! She is gorgeous indeed. LOVE the dress. Must remember to get some matchmaking tips from you a little way down the track - as I have three girls, do you think I should offer them as a job lot? Do rich Mormons buy on e-Bay? I'm open to deals.
Hey, as you've run out, maybe I could do a deal with you? You know, mark'em up, sell 'em on ...
Ah, well, in the meantime, congrats, and Darren's a lucky guy.
So Gypsy... did you cry?
Chantal is so beautiful.
Shades of echo echo echo...
Congratulations... oma!!!
We might be able to dig you out of this consecrated hole...
I know where we can find three more to put up on e-bay...
Is this your sister? ;-)
YES! And I had to used all of my honeymoon money to bail your ass out of jail Gyppo!!!!
Seriously, thank you mam you were a great help on a wonderful day :)
Wonderful, wonderful. Beautiful daughter! Lovely weather as well.
Hope you had a good time then, along with the high flying times when you were corruptin' my sis.
Lannio
sos been busy today digging flowers and arranging graves...thankyou everybody for your condolences..er i mean congrats...right! onward and upwards new business venture... *gypsy noir 'inc' rent a bride.con* OK send the girls via carrier pigeon...
Hi gypsy,
Congratulations to your daughter on her wedding day! She does look lovely! I love her wedding dress, it's so different! I want my wedding dress to be different too, white is so cliche'.
wow shes beautiful
~Lace~
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