ITS OFFICIAL ALFIES A PERV!...
HERE WE HAVE IT..HARD CORE EVIDENCE THAT ALFIE IS A PEEPING TOM..... I TOOK THIS PICTURE AS PROOF WHILST I WAS IN THE BATH TONIGHT OF ALFIE PERVING OVER ME ...HENCE THE STEAMY IMAGE...SO GIRLS AND GUYS ( HE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO SWING)..LOCK YOUR BATHROOM DOORS THERES A SEXUAL DEVIANT CHINCHILLA ON THE LOOSE!....
posted by gypsy noir at 10/24/2006
20 Comments:
I'LL SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alfie why does your mouth look like triangle what the hell were you thinking???..
heh!heh! hmmm.
Alfie,
Who is Sue?
*no more bisous for you*
Creemie
Oh Alfie!
I'd have you peeping rather than the one who peeps me...
You are such a cute little dear - but don't let it get to your fat...er flat...er head.
... I saw the triangle too... what's that?
Aaaah Alfie, My man.
It's a good talent us Tom's have isn't it. I'd really like going hunting for Creemore and Pumpkin, that Pretty Kiddy with ya.
How about it buddy.
So - what were you doing with a camera in the bath? I'm getting a little nervous about your next post ...
btw, my word ver back on my blog just now began 'PMT' (very apt today, as it happens). Yours starts with 'pimp'. What sort of computer program is generating these thigs???
ps: Alfie, down here (if you'll pardon the expression), we think of certain triangles as "Maps of Tasmania". Tasmania is not just triangular in shape, but situated South of the Mainland and heavily vegetated.
Forgive the crassness - my Sadie told me to write it, and she's a mere common crossbred tabby, not an aristo like you.
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!..im sick to the back fangs of this ritual humiliation ..im a pedigree for gods sake, everytime I log on to my laptop im faced with you philistines, my mouth is NOT a triangle, its a beautifully crafted piece of art handed down through years of inter-breeding, i have a fine lineage.I wasn't perving at that time, I was merely asking gypsy if she wanted her back washed.Im sooo misunderstood.
yes alfie.. what ever you say alfie..but pray do tell me alfie why does your cheeks look so flushed ..there is a distinct pinkness about then..well??..
New doll is ready for you :) I'll email you it aswell lol check my page tho! xx
Oh and let me know if you want a change of shoes lol i have a whole colection, i can even make you a raunchy doll if you like :)
10 mins later - raunchy doll is complete :-D xx
they are way to accurate..
Ha ha like my new blog name??? Inspired by the wonderful val of course!
Oh my god I have just made THEE perfect boiled egg!! Sorry but after weeks of runny/hard failures I feel this triumph is worth an announcement :-D
i tought you well my dear...except for the times i burnt the eggs..
*LMAO*!! He looks like the Peeping Cat Ghost in that pic.
So, Alfie, old chap, I had never pinned you as a perv...oh, who are we kidding, you've been trying to jump Creemie's fur for ages. But a human??? Shame on you! It's kind of like schmoozing with a DOG, really....*blech!*
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