OFFICIAL STATEMENT
NEIL EMERY IS NOT DULL!!!!....ANYONE WHO SAYS SO WILL BE HANGED BY THE NECK TILL THEY CHEER-UP!...
posted by gypsy noir at 10/26/2006
26.10.06
"SITTING IS IMPORTANT IN STANDING OUT.. OUTSTANDING SITTING WILL SIT YOU IN GOOD STANDING.. AVOID CHAIRS.. FLING YOURSELF DOWN UPON THE FLOOR IN A GRACEFULLY FLUNG POSTURE.. THERE IS NOTHING AS SMART AS A FLINGED FIGURE THAT IS GRACEFULLY FLUNG."..
posted by gypsy noir at 10/26/2006
112 Comments:
see...
...okay you can let go of the rope now! I promise I never said that!
What a strange day its been... someone said it must be a blue moon after they witnessed a lady act as though I was trying to steal her purse! I thought she was out the door so I was just trying to help her... geesh there was a whole line full of people there! What was I gonna do take it and run!?
Then the lady who said it was a blue moon said she was just at UPS and they told her they could not help her send her package out.. that NO ONE could! What??? ::Sigh:: .. maybe tomorrow it will be a pink moon and well be feeling in the pink once again!
the bad moon was arising today...some people are so rude when all you want to do is help them.. like the little boy scout i helped to cross the road..he kicked me in the shin and i was like .."what did you do that for"?..and he goes.." well i was just about to score some smack i didn't want to cross the road"..tut tut! some people...yeah pink moon tomorrow..or silver..
...slackened off rope..i know you never would say that because you have met neil too...
ah.. just found out mercury is just starting to go into retrograde, and will be at its heigth of rebelion from the Oct 28th to Nov 17th! Hang on, get yur tethers... its bound to be a bumpy ride!
ooh! I better get insured against attacking mercury planets with attitude..
er....i thought this was a post about me,
blame alecia..lol...
>deep breath<..ok for anyone who accidently trips in to this comments page can we please just keep the subject to mr emery..mucho appreciate...
he is thee most funniest guy ive ever met, he just has the whole store in stiches, a true genius, we, all here at tesco's only work here because he comes in, its the high light of our day-no lives. Im getting emotional now, long may he shine.
neil emery dull? what fucker said that!.He's so bright i have to wear cheap sunglasses.
neil emery, what can i say, he was my souce of inspiration.
who?
So THAT's who Neil Emery is! Hi.
Oh crap. I'm a virgo. Mercury in retrograde is very very bad. I need to hide for a couple of weeks...yeah, right :/
I have a good friend named Neil Emery and I'm sure you're not talking about that fellow - even though this Neil is far from boring. He's also one of the best and most talented musicians I know. That on top of his gorgeous looks.
gottcha... as always!
all these good looking women and famous people think your great neil!..whats yor secret?, i want some, creemie thinks im dull.>:0(..
I think Neil is purrfect. And Mummy thinks he's hot.
*bisous*
Creemie
And just for the record, I do not think you're dull, Alfie. I think you're manly anf fluffy, and while I will share and share alike, you should have told me who this common Sue was.
*harumf*
Creemie
creemie!!! mon petit cheri, sue is common not like you my princes.kisses alfie.x.
so just how long was Neil's foot in your mouth Alfie! ...slut!
Oh Alfie.. forgive me! I'm just confused .. must be the retrograde, maybe I should go back to my blog and read that article again!
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oh and here's my Basenjis Sasha and Joey.. they don't think Neil is dull either!
well I hope the chosen one is pleased with his un-official fan base here..alecia your right alfie is a slut and he secretly enjoyed neils foot in his mouth given his long standing foot fetish...sasha and joey...lol..WTF! was that!..bloody good though..ooh!croakay that will explain alfies nervous disposition this morning...
Of course he's dull!! Everyone is dull in the presence of my amazing star spangled leopard-print thong!!
Erm I don't think hes dull, he's pretty laid back kinda guy, we hung out together in Soho, if you see him ask if he wants to get hiiiigh.....
Raoul! Towelie! Sorry guys my boys have escaped from under the cupboard again, thats what happens when you hang out with a lothario and an unruly towel.
Mind you Raouls smalls are pretty impressive in a hideous way :-)
42... i think
id recognize that arse anywhere its dale...
testing testing...
Ok off the dull and on to the exciting, mam im car shopping again for something cheaper, what do you say to a 1994 merc, excellent condition 5 door smaller engine than bm and up for grabs for around 3 and a half k? :-D
christ on a bike another further diffrent car!!!!..
Oh hang... cheer me up!
... in my ripped-arse sequined jeans.
Neil's my hero...
erkxqwwf - how's that for word verification!
dale you arse bandit..
hmmm, bit of a piss poor turnout
well I tried...not to bad though eh!..could have been worse..maybe I should have offered free beer..
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Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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