PROGNOSIS...INTRANSIGENCE
my doctor came to see me the other day to check if i was still alive...because I never go to see her ...if im ill I cure myself most of the time..my file in her office is so thin it had been treated for anorexia and abandonment issues...i never knew this!..anyway she talked with me for a while and in her quest to leave with a diagnosis she finally came to the conclusion that a suffer from a common condition called... BI-PLASTIC...its a personality disorder..when part of me can be real and the other part is fake plastic...now there is no known cure for this,..except for looking at yourself in the mirror twice a day and saying..."you plastic fantastic person you, your wonderful"...no it wasn't that actually you have to say..." get real be real"... but i dont want to be cured ..or real....i like it this way...one dimentional is just sooo last year..i want more sides, like a bent hexagram...PLASTIC IS GOOD ..IT'S FLEXABLE..DURABLE ....(and wipe clean)....just had an after thought...what if I mis-heard her and she said I was BI-SPASTIC..shit!!!!!....
posted by gypsy noir at 10/21/2006
13 Comments:
It's Plastic Fantastic LOVER! -see and all this time you thought it was a condition...;-)
Being bi-plastic isn't so bad....if you get sick of the plastic part of yourself, you can just throw it in the recycling and buy a new one....good for the changing fashion styles, you know....
its terminal string...mary-beth evergreen..
So, what number plastic reduce/reuse/recycle triangle are you?
You know the little triangles with numbers in them that are found on the bottom of plastic containers and such...
Do they have such thing in the UK?
If you had been diagnosed as Bi-Spastic would you still not want to be cured?
Don't you mean Pentagram?
Yes 48
Bi-plastic or bi-spastic....either way, you're flexible! One day plastic, one day spastic - hey a combination of both could be fun!
Beside, aren't you a Gemini?
I myself am #42 plastic, thankyouverymuch! I hope to not be recycled for a very long time, however...
im not sure dale im an anti-greener..there is no global warming..just universal seasons its all a wicked ploy of the governments to get us to recycle, we sort it out for them and pay them to take it away then they make fortunes out of it, they are new-age rag and bone men thats all...no if i am BI-SPASTIC i wouldn't want to be cured as i wouldn't be the warped individual i am today..i like the sound of HEXagram and 6 sides..im very flexable rache..>;0)...which 42% plastic are you though hmmm?..oh yes im both gemini...
...here we don't have to pay them to take it away... sometimes they pay US...
Do bifocals count?
Am I full of questions today?
Yes?
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...and the SPELLagram.
six times seven
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