SHOCKING EXPOSÉ!!!...
THIS IS THE FILTH THAT LANDED ON MY E-MAIL MAT TODAY...AN ANONYMOUS PERSON SENT THIS PICTURE OF MY ALFIE FOUND IN THE ADVERT SECTION OF LOADED MAGAZINE...AND RAZZLE...'ALLEGEDLY' HE HAS BEEN PIMPING HIS NAKED ASS AND TAIL IN SEX MAGS AND INTERNET PORN SITES...HE'S ALSO RUMOURED TO HAVE DONE SOME HARD CORE PORN FILMS AND SNUFF MOVIES ...(involving the gratuitous killing and maiming of mice and birds)......OF COURSE HE DENYS ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THIS AND SWEARS BLIND HE WAS SET UP BY THE LOCAL VET... APPARENTLY WHEN HE WENT FOR HIS ANNUAL UNDER-CUT AND DE-LOUSING ... HE VICIOUSLY ATTACKED THE VET AND THE VET SWORE HE WOULD GET REVENGE..HMMM... IM NOT SURE THOUGH ...WHAT WITH ALFIES PAST HISTORY OF DODGY DEALINGS ITS HARD TO KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!...HIS MOBILE PHONE HASN'T STOPPED RINGING AND HE DOES SEEM TO BE OUT ALOT...OH AND A BIT OF SAD NEWS...CEDRIC THE CAT FLEA IS NO MORE..HE'S DEAD!...DUE TO DE-LOUSING PROCEDURE...OH WELL MOVING ON....
posted by gypsy noir at 10/13/2006
25 Comments:
im saying nothing till my solicitor gets here!.
you saying nothing!..that will be a first ha!...
dont get smart alfie...
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right! thats it!..GET TO BED!..
goodnight then.
aha! you spoke..gocha!!...
TWAT!!!
LOL Gypsy!!
Does he really look like that...or is photobucket in on it?
That is one naked cat ass!
Alfie, you'd better cover up - not just for modesty's sake, but to keep the general public at bay.
Have you noticed them falling over when you pass?
...it's not from awe, I can assure you that.
LOLOLOL
nah no photo shop that is really alfie...bottomless..after undercut at the vets...or naked porn shots...lol..
GYPSYYYYYYY!!!!! It's meeeeeee! VallyPeeeee!!! ;-)
Just sneaked a peak to say hello and I miss you...but then found nothing much has changed here has it ;-) You're still raising havoc with all your furry flea bitten friends...so comforting..he he!
Tell Alfie he's a disgrace to the dignity of the flealine fraternity ;-)
Be round again in a month or so to see what's up..hugs
Loves you xxxxx
oh jesus christ almighty!!!..frigging cedric..darn flea he would survive nuclear holocaust...valeeeee!!!!..nice of you to drop by....yes alfie is a disgrace..but somehow his popularity with the ladeeez has gone skyward and crooked..lovue2..
Oh my, Alfie has been a bad body. I had better not show this post to Creemie, her fur will curl and she'll be ringing her uncle Marc for a cheap flight to the UK.
Ooh, Alfie, I do like a different side of you. I have done silly things on anaesthetic myself.... well, before anaesthetic too, but I digress.
You look divine. Call me, mon cheri.
*bisous*
Creemie
Oops, too late. She's going into some weird kind of lusty heat. Well, given the temperatures today, that might be a good thing.
i didn't think it would be long before creemie came sniffing...alfie might sweet talk creemie into appearing in some 'movies' with him..he's been texting her all night!!..
creemie ill call you..im doing a alfie bond remake, you can be my pussy galore, its a bit hard paw-n though mind.
alfie...you cease to amaze me...
all i can say is poor alfie-naked-butt...
our cat does that all by himself - he chews his own fur off...
Alfie,
I am practising my close ups as I type.
*bisous*
Creemie
This makes so much sense now, we didn't know WHO that was that the guys on little Britain were using as the butt of all their jokes! It was a great live gig, I have to say though that Alfie stole the show!
PS - Cedric has taken up residence here on my cat 'Ace' who I am nervously trying to keep away from Alfie and the internet! Anne-Marie is obviously aware of his awful influence!
Oh absolutely, String. Alfie and Creemie have been carrying on for months now. I found some strange white fur in the furniture after coming home from summer holidays- and the strangest Cheshire grin on Creemie. There was no canary swallowing...
You have completely humiliated my cat, i will never forgive you...
Ahhh, I have found white cat fur on my table and kitchen countertop no less!
(The DVD machine was on, no disk in....hummm)
its true alfie and creemie have been having a torrid affair for months now..and he did go missing the same time as anne maries holiday..chantal he had it coming..string you may find your kitchen counter top the back drop of some seedy paw-n movie...sue him for a cut i say..
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