CUE ROCKY FANFARE..
GYPSY SWISHES INTO THE BOXING ARENA WEARING HER FIVE INCH HEELS AND RED SATIN GOWN WITH
'GYPSY ACID TONGUED QUEEN' ON THE BACK....
SHE TAKES HER PLACE IN THE RED CORNER...
IN THE BLUE CORNER WE HAVE TRASHINGTON COUNCIL QUIVERING IN GREY LONG JOHNS...
((DING DING)) ROUND ONE ...GYPSYS STRAIGHT IN FOR THE KILL...(G)"WHY HAVENT YOU PROCESSED MY REQUEST YOU LEFTY LOONYS"?...(T)"ITS GETTING SORTED DON'T WORRY"...
(G)" YOUR LYING BASTARDS!...OH NO THE REFEREE HAS TO PRISE THEM APART...GYPSY RETIRES TO HER CORNER..TOUCHES UP LIPPY..
((DING DING))....ROUND TWO..GYPSY STROLLS IN...TRASH COUNCIL ATTACKS WITH A LEFT HOOK...OH NO!!! GYPSYS HIT THE CANVAS....SHES DOWN!...SHE CANT GET UP!...TRASH COUNCIL STRUT ROUND THE RING IN IDIOTIC GLORY...A10-A9-A8-A7-A6..IS GYPSY GOING TO GET UP!?....A5..THERES SOME DAMAGE TO HER RIGHT EYE..A4-OH MY GOD!! THEY'VE SMUDGE HER EYE MAKE-UP...-A3-A2-..SHES UP!!!..MEDICS RUSH TO HER AID TO APPLY MORE EYELINER...
((DING DING))...ROUND THREE...TRASH COUNCIL SURGES FORWARD AND TELLS GYPSY TO PISS OFF YOUR FUCKED BASICALLY...GYPSY WHO IS KNOWN FOR HER (COUGHS) DECORUM KICKS HIM BETWEEN THE LEGS...AND AS HE LAYS SQUIRMING PINS HIM DOWN WITH HER SPIKEY HEEL IN HIS BRUISED BALLS..(because im a lady)...REFEREE SAYS.."THATS FOWL PLAY GYPSY YOU CAN'T DO THAT"..(G)" YES I CAN ITS WHAT THEY DID TO ME"..GYPSY FLICKS REF ON FORHEAD WITH NAIL FILE..HE ISSUES HER WITH A RED CARD..(hang on thats football)...GYPSY ISSUES REF WITH AN FREE PASS TO THE ABBATIOR FREE PROSTITUTE NIGHT...TRASH COUNCIL SPRINGS UP AND HITS GYPSY WITH AN UNDERCUT BLOW...SHES DOWN AGAIN..WILL SHE GET UP THIS TIME?....TO BE CONTINUED.......
'GYPSY ACID TONGUED QUEEN' ON THE BACK....
SHE TAKES HER PLACE IN THE RED CORNER...
IN THE BLUE CORNER WE HAVE TRASHINGTON COUNCIL QUIVERING IN GREY LONG JOHNS...
((DING DING)) ROUND ONE ...GYPSYS STRAIGHT IN FOR THE KILL...(G)"WHY HAVENT YOU PROCESSED MY REQUEST YOU LEFTY LOONYS"?...(T)"ITS GETTING SORTED DON'T WORRY"...
(G)" YOUR LYING BASTARDS!...OH NO THE REFEREE HAS TO PRISE THEM APART...GYPSY RETIRES TO HER CORNER..TOUCHES UP LIPPY..
((DING DING))....ROUND TWO..GYPSY STROLLS IN...TRASH COUNCIL ATTACKS WITH A LEFT HOOK...OH NO!!! GYPSYS HIT THE CANVAS....SHES DOWN!...SHE CANT GET UP!...TRASH COUNCIL STRUT ROUND THE RING IN IDIOTIC GLORY...A10-A9-A8-A7-A6..IS GYPSY GOING TO GET UP!?....A5..THERES SOME DAMAGE TO HER RIGHT EYE..A4-OH MY GOD!! THEY'VE SMUDGE HER EYE MAKE-UP...-A3-A2-..SHES UP!!!..MEDICS RUSH TO HER AID TO APPLY MORE EYELINER...
((DING DING))...ROUND THREE...TRASH COUNCIL SURGES FORWARD AND TELLS GYPSY TO PISS OFF YOUR FUCKED BASICALLY...GYPSY WHO IS KNOWN FOR HER (COUGHS) DECORUM KICKS HIM BETWEEN THE LEGS...AND AS HE LAYS SQUIRMING PINS HIM DOWN WITH HER SPIKEY HEEL IN HIS BRUISED BALLS..(because im a lady)...REFEREE SAYS.."THATS FOWL PLAY GYPSY YOU CAN'T DO THAT"..(G)" YES I CAN ITS WHAT THEY DID TO ME"..GYPSY FLICKS REF ON FORHEAD WITH NAIL FILE..HE ISSUES HER WITH A RED CARD..(hang on thats football)...GYPSY ISSUES REF WITH AN FREE PASS TO THE ABBATIOR FREE PROSTITUTE NIGHT...TRASH COUNCIL SPRINGS UP AND HITS GYPSY WITH AN UNDERCUT BLOW...SHES DOWN AGAIN..WILL SHE GET UP THIS TIME?....TO BE CONTINUED.......
posted by gypsy noir at 11/28/2006
11 Comments:
Better make this the WWF - this way you can pick them up twirl them over your head, through them to the floor, jump up in the air, come down hard...slap a teammates hand for the next round! Call me Cat O Nine Tails!
Sure beats writing a stiff letter to the local rag Gypsy. I must try this approach next time the recycling truck drops broken glass in front of my vulnerable little runabout. (local resident scoots off with happy determination to look out her sharpest pair of stillettos).
Get up, Gypsy, get up!!
I have a make-up bag that belongs to Beth... had to cart it here in a wheelbarrel... I'm sure we'll find something to help fix you up...
Come back swinging!
Hold on to me Gypsy, I'll lay into them for you!!! You just get that make up straight and we'll have 'em. Dale's got a barrow load of the stuff, and I'll lend you my velvet and satin cloak with the magic swoosh... hang in there!!!! Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa!!!!
oh! look we have a tag team..do boxers have tag teams?...whats your names then lets see..
me acid tongue..
string cat O nine tails..
mgc..stilletto lady..
dale barrow babe...
and vals velvet/satin fox..
thankyou mein derelicté chÃc commrades...im on the ropes..i shall fight back..
im being haunted at the moment..waking up every night 4-5am terrible nightmares..its a lonley place at that hour..and scary..
I hate the 4-5 thing - and nightmares, just hate it. If I were in this old place alone having them, I'd be well freaked. Is your place haunted? This place is but it is a moving haunting in that it sits right on a ley line that ends at the Tower of London...lovely.
no my house isn't haunted..wish it was..yours sounds interesting..its me thats haunted..
Ohh not good, I have had that too, once surprised an astral demon trying to open my chest with a hooked claw. Talk about a room full of shadows when I woke up!
this is a force holding me back..its so powerful...when i wake im in tears, im still being held till i come to full conscience..then im just scared..
That is fucking scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was just talking to another girl here who has the feeling of weight on her chest, as if being held down at night when she is sleeping and she wakes frightened. Got to banish that shit (scuze the French). There are methods that work, but they take concentration and desire to get rid of it. (meaning letting go of disbelief for a bit)
o gypsy.. i cant stand to think of you waking up in tears scared!!
~Lace~
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