GYPSYS 12 STEP HEALTH REGIME..
Often people ask me, "gypsy how the hell do you look so young fit and vibrant for a 49 year old"?...I SAID!!!..people ask how i look so young fit and vibrant for a 49 year old!!!???..(faint voice under duress in the background says "yeah gyps how do you look so young fit and vibrant for a 49year old"?).."Well thanks for asking young man"...Im going to share my secret with one and all because im a charitable soul and im flogging my hexercise dvd..entitle
'HOW TO STAY FIT BY DOING FUCK ALL' so heres the plan"
1. WAKE UP EVERYDAY IF POSSIBLE (not essential) NOT TOO EARLY ANYWHERE BETWEEN 11AM AND 2PM...
2. HAVE 6 CUPS OF TEA ACCOMPANIED BY 6 LOW CALORIE SILKCUT...
3. THINK ABOUT GETTING UP WHILST DOSSING OFF AGAIN...
4. BREAKFAST AROUND 2-3PM, SUGAR PUFFS ,FROSTIES OR RICE KRISPIES, ANY WITH A FREE TOY TO PLAY WITH...
5. EXHAUSTED FROM PLAYING WITH FREE TOY NEED AFTERNOON NAP..
6. MORE TEA AND FAGS...
7. APPLY MAKE-UP...
8. RECOUPERATE FROM STRENUOUS EXERCISE OF MAKE-UP APPLYING.
9. WAKE UP AGAIN TIME TO MEDITATE, STARE AT A PICTURE OF YOUR FAVE DERELICTÉ... .
10. INTERNET SHOP...
11. WATCH TV OR DVD WHILST MUNCHING A TAKE-AWAY...
12. TIME FOR BED, ITS BEEN A HARD DAY...
posted by gypsy noir at 11/02/2006
38 Comments:
Thirteenthly - blog with madness...
... to keep madness at bay or embrace it.
its puking snow out
dale you love those mounds of white stuff...
Read this:
MOUNDS not LINES...
Thank God you posted a new topic Gypsy - I had no idea how to respond to the Hoover attachments and masking tape question. Sounds dangerous - think I'd better do some research. Might give it a go anyway though - the attachments have certainly never been used for anything else.
Your regime sounds a bit strenuous. Can't someone else assemble the free toy for you? And if I try it (like I haven't already?), can I substitute a glass of red or two for the fags? Full of youth-giving anti-oxidants you know.
Anyway, bung me down for a copy of the dvd, all-region please.
HILARIOUS!! I love your humor!!
I will have to go read about the attachments as soon as I finish playing with the free cereal box toy! All sound advice!
thanks for sulking...(or is that skulking?)...on my blog wee one...wish everyone sulked like you..lol
as for this, I now know why I look like such an old hag...I'll stop exercising immediately!
phew! what a relief..;-)
Dale, no one would think of you with 'lines' like that!!!
It's MOUNTAINS, not mounds or even lines.
Tell RF the word thirteenthly does exist ;-)
Seems it's never too early to give up exercise. I did it after the hair fell out and the 'interesting' folds in the face were firmly in place.
me thinks dale doth protest too much..lol...only joking i know you love your skiing...the only skiing i do is when i skid in the cat sick..margie ill send you a copy of my book HOOVER ATTACHMENTS AND HOW THEY CHANGED MY LIFE by U,R sole...i agree with alicia its the highlight of my day assembling and playing with the free toy...val i skulked as i sulked...you do not look like an old hag!..but do stop exercising its bad for you..string dale has bigger mountains than all of us..koos every fold paints a picture and theres a interesting story behind every one....
No wonder I look like such hell. All I do is exercise and eat well. I must fix that right away.
LOL @ dales no. 13 hello Gyppo first time on blogland for a while saw everyones posts on my page have replied with gusto!
anne marie and all you exercise types..its as clear as a muddied lake..you must grasp the concept that exercise is bad for you, you have been brain washed by the media and clever marketing by NIKE-AIR-MAX and ADDIDAS and the like..all you are doing is wearing your poor bodys out..say if you go on a 4mile run..thats gonna take at least a few month off where as if you had just sat and thought about it you would have saved at least a years worth of energy..thus preserving your bod..thus lasting longer..sit in high heels and fantasize about someone, thats much more rewarding..you may still need to shower afterwards though..I couldn't viddy myself very clear, running and running on like very light and mysterious feet,
unhealthy is the new health...why do you think they call you health freaks?...ok i'm an upstart without an accelerator...hmm did i mean to say that??...
Hiya again just watched the two vids on your post about me lol very good i love them jap style cartoons oh and NIKE AIR MAX rules I have 3 pairs ladies and gents, 3 pairs and I cherish them like children :)
Oh and your ealier profile pic is better you look like your having a heart attack or a hard time ont he toilet on your new one, not too subtle pet i know but its quicker this way ;)
No, chaz she looks intense, and considering she doesn't exercise...sits in high heels and fantasizes...well?
Oh My!
... I do love the idea of sitting in my stilettos and fantasising!
what is this invisible army that lays siege to my creativity..oh daughter of darkness....thankyou string i think its very apt too..
Of course she looks intense. She's blogging with madness....in her stilettos, of course.
dale can you get stiletto skis??..
i am rache its the way forward..
Ha Ha Ha !!
Stiletto and skis on the hill are a vision of... well let's say the epitome of oxymoron...
But I WILL work on it....
Hmm if i can only get past the men
Easier to get past the men on the hill without the stilettos...they do tend to slow one down (the stilettos that is)
Now the hot tub...that's another matter...
LURKING.......LURKING...and skulking........;-)
skiving sounds much better!...
easier on the knees but does seem a bit dangerous ;-)
>>>r.v. skived, skiv·ing, skives
To cut thin layers off (leather or rubber, for example); pare.
Oh, Oh, I am now converted to the Gypsy mehtodology of keeping young!
Actually, take out make up and replace with licking, take out tea and replace with wet food, and you have Sam's day.....
dale you can use the heels as breaks..billiant i am!!..rache dales been hot tub floozying...with two men !!!..alecia you kinky woman you, you just had to bring leather and rubber into it!..sam!..you dark horse you..i thought you were sweet??...licking and wet food??...its a sin!!..my delicate disposition can't take such currupt thoughts...dont think i didn't notice you val...
Hey we forgot the handcuffs - cat o nine tails - not alf's of course!
OH YES STRING..and blindfolds..whips chains the whole bloody lot...
alfie's got nine tails?
... but I don't want to break my heels.
Hey, Gypsy's got a new pic.
... I like it better.
Your hair is delightfully funky!
dale its simple use use rubber bendy heels...thankyou..hair by noir chic..its called the derelicté just got up look..poor alfie and the rest of the feline mob are having multiable panic attacks at the fireworks..i cant stand the blooming things..
fireworks?
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