THE LUSHIOUS RUSSEL AND VINCE FOR YOUR DERELICTÉTATION...
Russell Brand & Noel Fielding - When Two Hairs Collide
posted by gypsy noir at 11/19/2006
19.11.06
"SITTING IS IMPORTANT IN STANDING OUT.. OUTSTANDING SITTING WILL SIT YOU IN GOOD STANDING.. AVOID CHAIRS.. FLING YOURSELF DOWN UPON THE FLOOR IN A GRACEFULLY FLUNG POSTURE.. THERE IS NOTHING AS SMART AS A FLINGED FIGURE THAT IS GRACEFULLY FLUNG."..
posted by gypsy noir at 11/19/2006
73 Comments:
*L* Interesting video!! I love the pearls and sequins.
By the way, I didn't get to your memory genes posting before, but it's great - I've had so many deja vu moments, and one of our supervisors at school is someone I've never met before, and seems nice enough, but I instantly hated her for no reason..strange.... maybe the memory gene thing!
Yeah, the pearls get me too.
im still peeing my pants at the zinc mittens...
They look like the pearly king and his sidekick! I'm a bit too out of context for it though, Gyspy...lol... I don't really understand what they're on about...(sheepish grin of admission)
what it is right russel is just talking about vince riding red rum out of his anus...what he's really saying is he wants bum sex with vince..lol..
THE SWINE!!!...
Bloody vids...
Aaaaah! Is that what it is...should've known all along...I mean s'obvious innit...lol....(embarrassed snigger)
lol..thats what i think val..but my mind is warpped so it might not be true..the riding red rum out the anus is true though..awe dale...cant you see it?..
I believe it's a conspiracy to force me to upgrade my computer equipment...
I'll try again... but in the meantime, Beth has nicked the speakers.
dale get with the times you still have a wind-up computer like ye old internet café...
If nothing else... nice teeth!
speakers are still on hiatus with beth
Sixties meet the sixties...
My arm is getting tired from cranking!
lol...get the butler to do it..
Hmmmm, are they FlickRs?
I agree with Dale, there is no coincidence, it's all conspiracies.
Hey I just watched "Conspiracy Theory" last night...
hmmmm
So what do you think of the new me?
Honestly...
... I've had bad press.
gypsy you are changing as we speak!
dale i love the new pic you look so retro in b/w..
ha! koos its the gypsy flickrs not so techno as yours..lol..
Yes, yes, this is all very funny, but leaving aside some rather excellent botty jokes, I just want to know how you can be that drunk and still have such perfectly-applied kohl eyeliner? Two glasses of rough red and I look like Alice Cooper after a dip in the pool. There is no justice.
I rote you a pome on mine btw. It's terrible, but I mean well.
Meeeeah I still can't upload my piccies on to blog, whats the crack there then??? :-S
margie..well russell doesnt drink but he does apply a fine eyeliner..and vincie well he's just gorg whatever..oh i shall make haste to read your poem
should i be worried?..lol..
chaz your post is really great well done ive posted a comment.x..
Love your new profile pic, Gypsy..very pre raphaelite looking and serene...the Gypsy of the north! Dale's is lovely too.
Gypsy, you're breaking my heart. Sniff. Not Vince.....oh well. The sequins and pearls just......yeah....they're... I'm speechless. Ken's not in the video someplace? LOL he'd fit right in....
Love your new pic, too!
awe thankyou val ..pre raphaelite ..dyou think!!!!...i love those women, that look..so haunting..awe (blush)...
rache fear not vincie..aka..noel fielding is as straight as a dye..wtf does that mean..whats a dye..its russ im worried about!!
ken has been sacked he no longer does it for me to much fratanising with other women..the swine!!!...
The name "Noel Fielding" conjures up images...
come dale, lie down on my therapist couch and tell me..
i don't dare lie down accompanied by such images...
well you can just jolly well go and stand in the corner for that missy!..
Gypsy - I noticed your question to Val about Anne Marie's wedding. I'M GOING !!!! yippie! It's on Saturday, November 25th and I'm bringing my camera and will do a post shortly after arriving home. Look for the post next Sunday
thankyou for that lannio..x..
meeh..just woke from a nightmare again...did last night too..
god i hate this hour..
It's all the plastic gypsy - give anyone nightmares!
LMFAO @ ZINC MITTENS!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
TOMMY COOPER - COMIC GENIUS
1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of
them would have seen it.
2. Phone answering machine message..........If you want to buy
marijuana, press the hash key...
3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for
shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts".
4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.
5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, No, the steaks are
too high.
6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him
in.
7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!". The doctor replied, "I know you
can't, I've cut your arms off".
8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.
9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the
craft, it sank. Proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak
and heat it.
10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
1 1. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it".
12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home'. "That
sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." ' Is it common? ' "It's not unusual".
13. A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him?" "Well", says the vet, "let's have a
look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks
his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What,
because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy".
14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up
my backside". "How's that?" "Don't you start".
15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom! !!
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you
give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster,
go for it."
18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my
Dad, or my older Brother Colin, Or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? I
think its Colin.
19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "your round". The
other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"
20. Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid,
and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other
one off.
21. You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So
that was nice.
22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several
places". The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore".
ha ha knicked these off chants otoring site..
string your right i should stop eating it before bed
yay chants zinc mittens..lol..
Gypsy, I'm crying with laughter now. Those gags are excellent...good old TC, hey? Thanks for making me laugh AGAIN!
BTW I've written a limerick for you on Margie's site. It's a poor second to hers, but she's inspired me so much! The ones she wrote about Dale had me rolling too
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Gypsy, I'm crying with laughter now. Those gags are excellent...good old TC, hey? Thanks for making me laugh AGAIN!
BTW I've written a limerick for you on Margie's site. It's a poor second to hers, but she's inspired me so much! The ones she wrote about Dale had me rolling too
heh! heh! heh..love it..
i have of course returned the gesture..he he...
Further banter from my motoring site...
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.............49
Adventurous...Slept with everyone.
Athletic........No breasts.
Average looking.........Mooooooo.
Beautiful.......Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure..On medication.
Feminist......Fat.
Free spirit.....Junkie.
Friendship first....Former sl*t.
New-Age....Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned......No BJs.
Open-minded.......Desperate.
Outgoing....Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional........B*tch.
Voluptuous.....Very Fat.
Large frame......Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate....Stalker.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
PMSL the word verification for that last post was "jeltdov" .... sounds like some Belgian porn star LOL
ROLFL & LMHO....!!! Chantal, excellent! Just read them out to Koos and he nearly fell off his chair laughing!
chantal!!!!..how varé dare you put up my personal ad from the sunday sport..lol..
lol at the porn star name..
heres one i made earlier..
no i best not go there..
-probably made it up when you were feasting on plastic...give ya the sweats, everytime.
string you know everything about me!..this is scarey!..
LMAO, Chantal!
I e-mailed it to a friend who happens to be, unlike myself, a boy...
Gypsy, I left a wee ditty on Margie's page, too.
The poor pathetic poem page...
Again I ask, what the heck is a hash key??
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There once was a wee Gypsy Noir
Who thought she'd do up her boudoir
So the derelicte chic
Whom she'd brought in for the week
Is now singing like a bird in her choir...
Blame it all on Margie!
Ok Ok... I know.
... but you try to find something that rhymes with "noir"!
thats briliiant dale!!!
hash key is a made from wet paper that you hash up..
Scary isn't it? How is it you understand ME?
DALE!!!! That's excellent...now you're becoming the limerick queen...ROFL...watch out later, girl..;-)
string its the gypsy nazi previous life thingy..
val should i be worried..lol..
Yay Gypsy!
I was able to watch the vid at work.
It should be illegal to allow derelicteness like that run loose in the streets of England...
Remember my apetite... mince Vince!
LOL
... and why would one want to hash up wet paper?
to make a key silly....
dale one question..
have you recovered from the derelicté fes?..
wish they were in my street i tell ya..
i think all the ladies should join the retro b/w derelictés contingent..
Okido Gypsy!
There once was a wee geordie lass
who made an incredible ass
of those without wit
but who thought they'd got it
and just ended up sounding quite crass
;-)
done Gypsy!
And now I'm off to bed...zzzzzzzzzzz
val!!!!...yay!!...OH AND YOU COULD NEVER BE CRASS..YOUR HIP..love the b/wdr homage.
I've learned that nothing is ever simply black and white...
2. Phone answering machine message..........If you want to buy
marijuana, press the hash key...
HA HA HA HA HA :-D
Wha ha ha haha! "Do you love me? Do you wanna play your love games with me?" 'Old Gregg is singing in my brain!
Gypsy, my blog's gone!!!! Vanished! vamoosed!! Just a blank white screen.....help!!!!!
Must be all those limericks...it's had enough ;-)
It's back! All's well.....whew!
YAY THE BLACK AND WHITE ARMY...
black white and grey...
Black as night.
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