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WELL WHAT IS IS RIGHT , ... ! ..... COMPLETELY NAKED! AND , ??.... . CURDLED CREAM OVER HIS ! .... .. , .... WELL SHE JUST , . OF COURSE THE VICAR SAID !!!!! BEING A FAMOUS !. , THE POLICE FOUND , . ...IN EVERY ORIFICE!!.....LOL IMAGINE THAT!!..... RUBBERIZED INNER TUBES IN . , PAINFUL AT THE TIME BUT HE DID .......RSPCA THE WORST DEGRADATION EVER!.... THE RIGHT HONOURABLE MP T KSON DENYS ....BEGGED AND PLEADED .... , !!!!...... PASSERSBY WERE PHYSICALLY SICK!....
. ...YOU HAVE TO LAUGH THOUGH...ANYWAY YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANY OF THIS FROM ME...
. ...YOU HAVE TO LAUGH THOUGH...ANYWAY YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANY OF THIS FROM ME...
posted by gypsy noir at 11/01/2006
95 Comments:
DAMN!! ive been censored..now you will never know...
Oh crap!
Gypsy, how did you find out?
I thought I was being careful...
...reading between the lines, I was.
dale you fool..now everyone knows your double life as a hooker..but we wont say which famous person was involved..dont want to be sued for slander..and if his wife founds out ...their will be much clenching of fists and hand to hand combat with handbags....
oh he has a wife?
... bats eyes and raises chin in all innocence...
Gypsy may I borrow your handbag?
... I happen to know its much bigger and heavier than mine.
... and he's famous?
you are about as innocent as a catholic priest at a choirboys bedside...it is heavier it has a brick in it...VERY famous dale you know...although you didnt spend much time looking at his face!..
Oooohhhh ... why am I thinking Jeffrey Archer?
No, but seriously Gypsy, it's State Election time here, and I think you could make some serious cash by offering this transcript to either major party; Labor or Liberal, doesn't matter - believe me, neither party will dare to refuse to fork out - it has the ring of political truth about it and anyway they can't afford to take the risk - it's bound to be someone they know!
Contacts via Parliament House, Melbourne ...
good thinking margie...i could have them quivering in their little Y fonts...are we talking blackmail??...
... just keep my name out of it, Margie!
...perchance I was looking up his trouser leg?
i used to carry about a brick in my handbag that said "FOSTER" on it...
ishityounot
LOL
i believe you dale, mine said do not smash in head..
... I've got bricks in me pocket and I don't know what to do with them...
Blackmail sounds just fine to me, unlike the image of pollies in their tiny Y-fronts, which is somewhere I just don't want to go ... oooeeerr.
Dale - I believe you can two bricks to castrate large animals - if they'll stand still long enough.
Gypsy are you pimping Dale? There's a dude hanging about in the WhiteHouse that could use a bit of persuasion...
dale, grind the bricks up to a pile of dust...this will represent your future career as a hooker...i was pimping dale but the price has dropped so low im thinking of paying them to just take her away..
im now auditioning for hookers..call it the sex factor..must have low morals and necklines...cheekbones a must..bricks optional..
Can I be on the panel? I'm good with talent.
Gypsy - I could use a little extra spending money, but I don't feel up to bum-freezer skirts and fishnets, and don't want to get my breasts done. Do you have any vacancies in the novelty end of the market?
yes string you can, i know you will weedle out a floozy at twenty paces...margie..what are you like with hoover attachments and masking tape??..wheres creemie when you need her!...
You don't need masking tape, use the heavy duty stuff, keeps things in place better!
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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Wonderful blog.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
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