SHOCKING EXPOSÉ!! KENS A CROSS DRESSER!!..
THIS IS THE SHOCKING DISCOVERY I MADE LAST NIGHT..KEN CROSS DRESSING IN BARBIES CLOTHES!..
I HAD TO INSEPCT HIM WITH BINOCULARS TO SEE IF HE HAD ANY FURNITURE REMOVED...THREE PIECE SUITE IS STILL INTACT...
HE TOLD ME HE'S NOT GAY....ITS JUST A FETISH OF HIS..SOO..WE KISSED AND MADE UP....
posted by gypsy noir at 11/14/2006
37 Comments:
Are you sure it's not Barbie, Gypsy...I heard she'd been taking steroids...well...you know what that can do...lol...I always thought she was a bit...well...you know
Send him (back to Ken now) round the abbatoir and let the lost comments/ derelicté chic ferrions and argie's old engine have a go at him...that'll soon sort the men from the you know what's...he he
Like the photos...you look great!
Oh I love this! I'm very jealous though - my Ken never had anything resembling "furniture". Maybe cross-dressing wasn't enough for him and he'd gone the whole hog and had the op. Either that or my brother did it - he shaved my toy koala once, and strung up my teddy bear. He's grown up quite nicely though, and is now a senior public servant. (Oh make up your mind girl!)
You, by the way, are looking fabulous.
According to my morning radio, Ken is like 13% of British men- bras and stockings for the lot of them. One more thing I like about the UK- everyone's got a quirk or two.
ROFL
PMSL
I love the photos!!
Did you not PYSL when you took them?
How could you keep a straight face?
So, how many other plastic chic men do you keep around?
Three piece furniture?
The only Ken I ever knew had only a lump... drove me nuts.
For Pete's sake, make them life-like I always thought...
val barbie is now a crack whore.shes turning tricks at the abbatoir..shes got 6 kids with 10 different fathers..
margie you would expect a public servant to string up a teddy..THE CAD!!..
yes anne marie i know a few men who like to wear stockings..as long as they dont look better than me in them..lol..
dale its all part of being british we always keep a straight face when confronted by adversity..anyhoo did you see the look on kens face he was dying to laugh..hes me only plasy male..>:0(..just a thought ..you know those blow up dolls female of course..do they make men ones and how would you blow up the willy part?..hmm pondering as we speak..
>cue sad violin<..when i was a nippa my P&M couldn't afford to buy me a tressy or barbie/sindy..so i got the economy version..doris!..she was skanky..when you pulled her hair it didn't grow , it fell out!..her clothes were made of paper and they would disintergrate..she was the hight of embarressment ..i was so ashamed of her..it was the start of my problems growing up i got bullied because of it..so i burned her..and pretended to have an invisible barbie to make myself credible but it didn't wash and i was victimized further to the point of running away...lol..did that really happen or did i dream it?...hmmm...
Hmmmm. I thought the willy part was where you blow them up......not that I'd know or anything.....
I keep trying to figure out my nine weird things about me and then I look at you guy's blogs and realize that I'm practically normal .....and now I'm worried. I think I need therapy :/
I pierced mine - what can I say? Have suspected this about Ken for some time - as Barb's stuff would go missing, he'd be out...amazing, lose the internet for a few days (unplugged not by choice) borrow a computer and VOILA an expose!
rache thanks for that tip..dont worry dear you in safe hands..
string i also discovered ken has a fetish for old hand knitted cardicans..he's weird..should tag him for 9 weird things..
KENS NINE WEIRDEST THINGS 1:i like to wear womens clothes
2:i live with gypsy noir
3:i like old knitted cardicans
4:my body is plastic but my feet are real
5:i fancy action man
6:i use frogs legs as a sexual aid
7:i was a cabbage patch kid in a previous life
8:my names not really ken its bartholemue
9:im a member of the liberal party and ive had sex with tony benn....
ROFL
OMG, he took mine!!
Oh my god, what a man! I think he should run for PM...what do you think gypsy?
What's more he sends his girlfriend to do tricks behind the abbatoir...if that's not really weird...?
LOLOLOL Gypsy...I wondered where my cardies were going...specially the ones with the stretched out of shape hems and chewed cuffs...they were m faves. I bet he's got them!
Right String...at least he'd give the PM'ship a bit of spice!
cute ... Now I'm surprised your wonderful creativity didn't come up with the invention I have posted on my blog!
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See you adopted the mental health ringtone... GOOD SHOW!!
Oh and that thing with Ken ....SICK
*LOL* Are you sure he has a 3-piece suit? I remember it was pretty ambiguous.....
aha!..sees kens caused quite a stir..
rache you should marry ken..
val did you notice the green bobbley one missing?
string yes yes!!...now he has shagged tony i think he will qualify!..
lannio i shall look forthwith..
chaz ken is sick, i was a law abideing citizen, then i met ken and it all went horribley wrong..
yes MB its all there...i did i saw!...
Nah, Ken's already got a floozy. Besides, my hubby really does have all his furniture ;)
No I meant that whole thing is sick!!! You're kissing a plastic Ken doll wearing a dress.....and photographiong it!!!!!
and!!??!!??..
My god chaz you realize Ken is just a doll, all girls play with dolls at one time or the other!
Yes, Gypsy! The green bobbly one with the leather covered buttons , a V neck and pockets that look like my boobs on a bad day...lol
Chaz....the whole idea of Ken and Barbie both is a bit sick...I mean plastic ultra yuppies! The genuine articles are bad enough! Your mum's just combined them to save being sick twice..;-)
thankyou girls for coming to my rescue..good job i didnt print the ones of us in the shower..
you see i never had a doll when i was little so im making up for it now..
lol val...i have that image firmly fixed now..
LMAO!!!! I see you've not been slacking off! Angel Ken will be so jealous!
oh angel ken and plastic ken can fight for my honour..what do you mean 'what honour'!...
Oh goody, a duel!
Corkscrews at dawn? Cardies at noon?
Gypsy's honour is at stake here....
OH so i do have an honour last time i saw it, it was hitch-hiking its way to no mans land..hmm plasy ken will have his bootleg dior handbag he bought off a e-bay in good faith..the swine!!!...
Angel Ken loves you regardless!
DDDDDRAT!!!!!
Hey what happened to Barbie in all this hoohah?
barbies on the game at the abbatoir..
hoohah..lmao..he he..
Yeah, I was feeling a bit like DeNiro for some odd reason...must be related.
No it was Pacino.
either one of them will do.. :0) ..
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