23.11.06

WANTED AKA47..

DEAREST ALL AT TRASHINGTON COUNCIL,

THANKYOU FOR KICKING ME DOWN TODAY,...THAT WAS SO SWEET OF YOU,..YOU HAVE EXCEllED YOURSELVES ONCE AGAIN IN BOILING MY PISS,..YOUR A BUNCH OF BUREAUCRATIC BASTARDS!...WHAT YOU OFFERED ME WAS AN INSULT TO HUMANITY, I WANT YOU TO PLACE IT UP YOUR FASCIST ARSE WITH A STICK OF DYNAMITE TIED TO IT WITH NICE PINK RIBBON 'OF COURSE'... I DO HOPE YOU ALL GET THE SLOWEST FORM OF CLAP,...SO YOU ROT AWAY FOR YEARS AND YEARS...
FAILING THAT I SHALL CALL IN WITH MY BLACK AND WHITE DERELICTÉ ARMY TO STAGE A MILITARY COUP, OVER THROW THE LOT OF YOU!..

FREEDOM FOR THE TRASHINGTON ONE..

HAVE A NICE DAY NOW...

YOURS RESPECTFULLY

GYPSY NOIR

XX


now for plan B..hang on what plan B?..oh yes that plan B..OK OK...plan B better anyway..

IF YOU LOVE TO BE PUT ON HOLD FOR ETERNITY WHILST TRYING TO SORT A BILL OUT GO TO MY WEBSITE www.onhold/yourwristsasyouwait.con

97 Comments:

Blogger Dale said...

Black white and grey army!

... with a nice string of pearls.

Naked!

Lets unsheath our sabers and charge!

24 November, 2006 03:20  
Blogger Dale said...

... the ak47 would be too quick.

24 November, 2006 03:26  
Blogger String said...

Machetes anyone? Perhaps we should dance naked (with pearls of course) around a flaming pyre howling at the moon and creating a spell most terrible.

Thou shall not take Noir in vain
for this we cause you greatest pain
No, we're not weird, just insane
as we offer your arses to the flame!

Hope all is well...

24 November, 2006 08:13  
Blogger Chaz said...

On the black and white case as we speak, what did the council offer you like?

24 November, 2006 13:17  
Blogger Chaz said...

I hereby pledge my alliegence to the Military Coup, off for a lie down now to save further nags and to shake this migraine :-P xx

24 November, 2006 13:24  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me too, if you should need further assistance Brian Ferry and me will come at the blow of a horn ;)

24 November, 2006 13:30  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me too :-D

24 November, 2006 13:33  
Blogger Mary Beth said...

*L* At least it's all tied with a nice pink ribbon....

24 November, 2006 13:57  
Blogger Delbut said...

Have they upset you?

24 November, 2006 16:44  
Blogger Vallypee said...

I see the retro look is catching on!

But what's this all about wee one?

Dale, I agree, the Ak47 would be too quick for the likes of Trashington councillors....uncivil servants...if they have upset our Gypsy queen, then they are scum!

I suggest the rack or even better, the thumb screws...administered by the pearl bedecked naked amazons of the black white and grey army..

24 November, 2006 16:54  
Blogger Vallypee said...

Just red String's verse..excellent..should be our battle cry!

24 November, 2006 16:56  
Blogger gypsy noir said...

Thankyou ALL mein comrades for your allegiance..im down but not out..
ive been under the weather the last couple of weeks, i can feel the skin on my bones again...my body is weak but my spirit is strong...i declared war on them today..i love to fight authority...they have skipped off for the weekend but battle shall commence on monday morning..
this raggle taggle gypsy shall rise again..x..i hear the battle cry string..
hundoooo blow pon,t..

24 November, 2006 17:53  
Blogger String said...

A haunting is due I fear...hope you are okay - the astral calvary is on its way!

24 November, 2006 18:27  
Blogger gypsy noir said...

thankyou string..off to watch jr now..let the haunting commence..

24 November, 2006 22:41  
Blogger Vallypee said...

Hope you are staunch in the face of adversity wee one. We are here to aid and abet! xx

24 November, 2006 23:24  
Blogger Dale said...

I like the pyre and the arses idea...

25 November, 2006 00:18  
Blogger Dale said...

... of course the spells and the haunting are a must, as well.

25 November, 2006 00:19  
Blogger gypsy noir said...

ive just seen russell almost naked..

25 November, 2006 00:29  
Blogger Alecia said...

Reporting for Duty fraulein Noir!

25 November, 2006 01:04  
Blogger gypsy noir said...

yay! faulein jensen..good work ..looking fabulous..

25 November, 2006 01:05  
Blogger Dale said...

Alecia great to have you join the ranks of the monochromatic!

We have certainly started a trend here...

I will lead the cavalry!

25 November, 2006 15:01  
Blogger Dale said...

... but I have only one horse.

25 November, 2006 15:01  
Blogger gypsy noir said...

dale we shall follow behind on turbo chariots..

25 November, 2006 16:59  
Blogger String said...

or broomsticks!

25 November, 2006 18:29  
Blogger gypsy noir said...

turbo dyson broomsticks..

25 November, 2006 20:00  
Blogger String said...

scare those *astards with warts!

25 November, 2006 20:39  
Blogger Lannio said...

X-TRA, X-TRA see some Pics of Anne-Marie's wedding on my blog!!!

25 November, 2006 21:14  
Blogger Vallypee said...

I'll tag along on my two wheeled charriot...or I can just barge in and flatten them ;-)

25 November, 2006 23:39  
Blogger Dale said...

I'll lend my horse, Val, and you can barge in with your two-wheeled chariot...

Let's flatten them while they make us wait!

26 November, 2006 01:49  
Blogger Alecia said...

I've got memories of a blazing '69 camero RS I'll put in the mix! Man I love all this time traveling!

26 November, 2006 05:02  
Blogger String said...

I will ride my hog in- leather bedecked and all...and of course, I'll bring the boys.

26 November, 2006 10:53  
Blogger gypsy noir said...

curse is this invisible army that lays siege to my brain..

good work ladyee b/w derelictés..

alecia your swinging girl...

26 November, 2006 14:44  
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06 November, 2007 00:08  
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06 November, 2007 02:21  
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06 November, 2007 20:28  

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