HOMEWORK FOR MISS BARGIE...
- ILL NEVER STOP SULKING TILL I GET MY OWN WAY..
- ILL NEVER STOP BEING A CHILD WITH-IN..OR OUT
- ILL NEVER STOP READING OLD EDITIONS OF THE BEANO ,FREAK BROS AND VIZ ..
- ILL NEVER MIX CRACK COCAINE WITH HEROIN ON A TUESDAY..
- ILL NEVER WEAR STAY CREASE ACTION SLACKS..
- ILL NEVER WEAR MY PVC JEANS, BOOTS AND COAT AT THE SAME TIME AS THEY MAKE FAR TO MUCH NOISE WHEN COMBINED..
- ILL NEVER WATCH A POLICE OR MEDICAL DRAMA ON THE BOX..CRASS!
- ILL NEVER GO TO DISNEYLAND ITS SICK!..
- ILL NEVER RIDE A BIKE WITH A STUFFED CAP FOR A SEAT AGAIN ITS TO ADDICTIVE..
- ILL NEVER SAY "ILL NEVER SAY NEVER"..EVER!
- ILL NEVER PUT ALFIE IN PINK DRESSES AGAIN ITS SIMPLY NOT HIS COLOUR..
- ILL NEVER DO A ILL NEVER DO LIST........OH HANG ON I HAVE......NO THERES MORE....NO I BETTER NOT...
posted by gypsy noir at 12/09/2006
34 Comments:
Hee. I love your #4- is it alright on a Friday?
Disneyland, I once thought, would be dreadfully boring, etc... But I went, once, two summers ago, and had a fabulous time. We're planning a side trip to Disneyworld as we head south in 2 weeks- can't wait!
oh yeah friday...
disney is a deceiver ...the devil incanté...
but im not bias..he he..
I'm with you on disneyland, Gypsy... they can have it.
we went last year and were disappointed - but that might have to do with the fact we stopped there after a 5-star holiday in Fiji...
I'd love to hear you wear your plastic!
My bike seat is made of a stuffed cap...
I also agree about Disneyland, and I was also tickled by # 4! What about never on Sunday too ;-)
Good list, mein pupil. Gold star for you too...and a couple of brownie points to go with it ;-)
Squeaking plastic...ROFL!
dale/val this is me wearing plastic..
écouter....
((((squeek-squelch-sqwiem-ripp-creechhh))))
good eh!!..
told you the stuffed cap seat was addictive..
no val sundays are for mescaline and ether combi..
you know val with it been chrimbo and all, well times are hard so im flogging my gold stars on E-BAY as we speak..
ill keep hold of the brownie points as they may come in handy at the annual abbatoir chrimbo bash..
btw your all invited to the ab chrim party..bring a broken bottle you may need it!..
I totally agree with the PVC thing...Disney was evil. Check out the double standards with the female characters in his animations! You're either evil or a fucking princess. Put em all in PVC all at the same time I say and let them all ride bikes with cushy seats - they ALL break the Tuesday law.
aha! string thats brilliant and true..my mind has conjured up such cartoon characters now..
i feel it my duty as gypsys solicitor and one time pimp to point out that ms noir does not partake in any illegal substances on any day of the week..
not since she had that very weird experience at the punk all nighter in newcastle mayfair..
only the very odd glass of noir shampain on occasion..
nuff said..
My fav!!.... >>>ILL NEVER WEAR MY PVC JEANS, BOOTS AND COAT AT THE SAME TIME AS THEY MAKE FAR TO MUCH NOISE WHEN COMBINED...
Sqrisk, swisk.. I can hear it now but I like it!
Hi Gypsy,
Great list! #4's a good one! Here's another one, never mix a Bacardi and a Blunt, those two don't go together!(Note: I don't use any illegal substances. I use to, but I'm completely clean.)
Sorry to hear about Disneyland, I've been there quite a few times since I live in SoCal. It doesn't live up to the hype.
Cinderella in PVC on a bike with Snow White being chased by Cruella DeVille, with Dopey looking on.
alecia its exquisite...
metal ive never used heroin or crack cocaine ..lol..just wanted to point that out...
string im there..i have that image stapled to my brain now..hows about
snow white dressed head to toe in skin tight leather...whip in hand..dominatrix style..the 7 dwarfs in pvc boxer shorts and gimp masks ..all on their knees kissing her feet as she commands that they perform some sexually deviant acts upon each other..i would go on but it is the sabbath..
*L* I'll never wear PVC jeans....period. oh, and I'm sure Alfie thanks you for the avoidance of pink on him...his complexion just can't handle it.
Ohhh and what do they do with the apple, I wonder?
Oh, but the actual Disneyland ride setups are quite subversive. You only need to stand in the right corner of the falling room in the haunted house to realise the gushing candles are cleverly phallic when they seem so innocent... Lots of behind-the-scenes subversion going on, not to mention a more inclusive approach with their gay days, etc...
I was never raised on Disney fare, or any other typical North American fare like Dr. Seuss, etc... so I don't have the same reaction to it as others, maybe. I just remember having fun at Disneyland, thought the rides were more than your usual theme park, and was plesantly surprised to be told about the behind-the-scenes stories, which can be found in a book whose title I forgot but which documents the whole thing quite thoroughly.
6. ILL NEVER WEAR MY PVC JEANS, BOOTS AND COAT AT THE SAME TIME .....
As I will look like a walking binliner or a baggy gimp :)
MB you should never go through life without wearing pvc at least once..
string..he he....
chantal!!..you know i look splendid in my pvc!..you used to wear my stuff for pretend dress remeber?? and you had pvc jeans too..
crikey anne marie!!...i never knew that...you seem to know alot about this, done alot of research i bet..(nod nod wink wink say no more)
gets straight on to virgin airlines .."hello ticket for one to disneyland one way"..aha ha!..he..
i thought we were never going to mention the pink dress incident again!!.
Cushy seats?
My bike has the stuffing all worn out... and that was before I bought it!
Long and thin... ROFL!
Sorry can't comment on grounds it WILL incriminate me :P
Yes ol Gypmiester I did indeed, when I couldnt sqeeze in to yours anymore, pvc kicks ass, sleezy chic at its pinnacle!!
Saw your comments on my page lol, Saruman the White has gone quiet, the calm before the storm lol be happy or ya oot!
I've never worn PVC. Have I not lived???
Val - there's always a first time. You could change your blog to PVC Virgin...
PVC... it makes you sweat behind the knees.
phallic candles... hhmmmm
whats all this talk of pvc..you lot love it ..you do..
chants lol..the war may be over we stood tall...but the battle will no doubt resume at some point..oh what joy!..
murphy!!...you haunt me well....
Good one, I like #10. I have to say I like Disneyland though, I have good memories as a child there. (and as an adult too) It is hype, but as anything, it is what you make it. What day would #4 be ok on?
LMFAO
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String, Gypsy , Dale and Alecia! I'm going to go out and get myself some PVC...gotta have the experience! Sorry Alecia, but the compulsion is now stronger than myself....sweat...sweat..gotta try....
and as Dale says..phallic candles...hmmmmmmm
grace #4 would be good on a disney land day..fear and loathing in pluto towers...dale and her rude candles..lannio swearing!!!..val going to be a pvc princess!!..alecia indulging in pvc fetishes..omg i have currupted you all...but you love it!...
maybe im the innocent one here maybe you lot currupted me..im a good girl i am..
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