YES! THE WONDERFUL JARVIS..
Rob Newman--Jarvis
OHHH GOD!!...
OHHH GOD!!...
posted by gypsy noir at 12/04/2006
4.12.06
"SITTING IS IMPORTANT IN STANDING OUT.. OUTSTANDING SITTING WILL SIT YOU IN GOOD STANDING.. AVOID CHAIRS.. FLING YOURSELF DOWN UPON THE FLOOR IN A GRACEFULLY FLUNG POSTURE.. THERE IS NOTHING AS SMART AS A FLINGED FIGURE THAT IS GRACEFULLY FLUNG."..
32 Comments:
OOHH GOODDDD!!!...
What a personal disaster
ha ha i forgot jarvis said that..
Hmmm...I have to timidly admit I don't know who that is....still entertaining, though!
well its an old clip from early nineties MB..rob newman was part of The Mary Whitehouse Experience then a double act with david baddiel..but i like rob newman better..spesh jarvis character...good comedy stays funny forever..
3:06 AM GMT
Lol did you see that documentary on five last night abou the twin within the twin? I've done a blog on it
HI GYPSY!!!! S'MEE VALLYPEE....JUST IN TO SAY HI AND BYE...TILL SOON!!!!
did you catch... ya better not poke, I'm tellin ya why!
________________
Toilet Cleaning Instructions:
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Alfie-tazain
I would have tried this method of cleaning toilets but I don't have a cat, can I blorrow Alfie!?
thats very funny alecia..made me laugh but my bones hurt ..got the flu el bah!!..:( that picture looks just like alfie when he comes out the bath lol..ouch!!!...hi val!!
ill have a look chants..
Gypsy, you're setting me up again...
I'll have to watch it on the work computer.
Alecia! Brilliant! ...as I clean the cat litter box.
aha! dale this is why i took the other one off by peter cook it was full of very expletive language..because i know you still have crank up at home and can only watch them at work ..
would have been priceless to see the faces though if you had put it on full volume...
Interesting - unfamiliar - but interesting.
However, I do live on Jarvis Street!
lol Lesley !
bloody hell gypsy you test me i am so busy with work and still sick kids...fk...so i am drinking wine with the boys and blogging on my slow computer hlpme...
dl
dale!! are you squidgy?...
ROFL Alecia! The cat toilet cleaner is too funny! Now that you mention it, Pumpkin could use a bath and well, it never hurts to clean the toilet....okay, maybe not.
Still just the thought - and it's written so droll! LOL
Gypsy - Dale's not only squidgy - she says her knickers are on Koos blog!!
Hope you feel better....
what?? the floozy!!..
thankyou rache the flu is pouring from every orifice which is a good thing means its on it way out..plus ive just eaten the biggest bag of rainbow drops ..so ive got my appetite back..ya!..
Lovely imagery. Quite colorful :P
but glad you're on the mend...
Squidgy?
... if that means does my head hurt this morning... well, yes.
Gypsy,
That was very funny. He's also got the most fab nails I've ever seen on a guy.
so dale mein friend you were squidgy..tut tut..should be a tea total like moi..no hang-overs anymore..ja!..
anne marie his nails are delightful with the added black nail varnish..mmm..
rache im still dying here i feel like a beaten up bag of kittens..
now the fact that you wanted that to be funny and i disappointed everyone...
turned me on!...
......thankyou...lol...
crawls back in to bed now...
oh woe is me...(sniff snivel sniff).. :(
Squidgy... lol
I'm on the tea right now.
must apology for any ness-ness..its this lethal concoction im on..
seven seas tonic..
benylin..
nurofen meltlets..
copious amounts of rainbow drops..
hot tea..
salty nuts dipped in sugar..
hope your heads better dale..
is it feed a hunger starve a cold?
or starve a hunger feed a cold?
or feed a starve and hunger a cold?
or even feed a one legged centipede and starve a talking clock?
hmm ponders in the feverish swamp..
... all of the above, Gypsy.
On all those meds you'll be seeing several one-legged centipedes and talking clocks...
yes, heads better
or talking centipedes and one legged clocks?..
pleased your feeling right as dodgers again..
Ah so we both had the flu at the same time, it's a conspiracy! I am coming out of it now, how about you? The winds of change are blowing here too!
'they' think we're russian spys string..call MI5 we need some protection..
Hope you're feeling better, Gypsy!
... and you, too, String!
...need a place to hide away...
Post a Comment
<< Home